Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Following the current RE plot is impossible. Basically after CV they made so many retcons and spin offs there's no way to make any sense of it. The remakes don't help because they pull from OG and remake lore even in newer titles. RE5 and 6 use original lore and are referenced in 9, but it also uses RE2 remake lore which is on a different branch of the story. At this point you just say I don't know, fuck it.

Looking at general discourse the opinion seems to be .

Early Grace stuff is good but it drops off hard. Level design for The Girl is terrible after the first area and stop/start hide and seek with set pieces has worn out it's welcome.
Walk and run speed are way too slow and just an excuse to pad the game out.
Leon is fun but Raccoon city sucks and is too long.
Both villains are under used and one has no reason to exist.
Too much nostalgia and not enough original content.

There is also a weird obsession with Emily's feet. And I hope those people die.
 
Scream Aim Fire said:
I think the faggot/tranny that was in charge of R&D and Safety, Duvall, probably deserves some of the blame as well.
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Oh yea, Umbrella had some of the worst safety standards, its why I said shit was fucked even if Birkin didn't have his G-Shot.
They had dumped so much living infected shit into their little treatement system that no one maintained that all sorts of shit was popping up all over the place.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Did they really include some retarded Mad Max bike sequence over the ruins of Raccoon City(which should just be a glass crater, not a Fallout level)? lmfao
This game gets worse the more I find out about it.
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You are a cancerous retard that plagues this site with shitty gaming takes
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Following the current RE plot is impossible. Basically after CV they made so many retcons and spin offs there's no way to make any sense of it. The remakes don't help because they pull from OG and remake lore even in newer titles. RE5 and 6 use original lore and are referenced in 9, but it also uses RE2 remake lore which is on a different branch of the story. At this point you just say I don't know, fuck it.
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My impression has always been that the deep lore shit basically exists so they have something to fill up all the random notes you find, which are there only because of course this random umbrella bunker lab #312 (which you just found under a hatch in the floor of a spooky ice cream truck for some reason) should contain a few internal company emails, and if you actually read and try to make sense of them you deserve what you get.

It looks like it takes itself seriously because doing otherwise would spoil the b-movie logic, but you shouldn't. It's a series about being a master of unlocking and shooting zombies/unusually large animals and this will continue until someone makes them stop.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Did they really include some retarded Mad Max bike sequence over the ruins of Raccoon City(which should just be a glass crater, not a Fallout level)? lmfao
This game gets worse the more I find out about it.
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one, it wasn't Nuked, it was a very large Thermoberic bomb.

two, even if it were a tactical Nuke, they don't turn 30 square blocks into glass.

three, its a cool fucking scene.
 
Blackstar said:
You are a cancerous retard that plagues this site with shitty gaming takes
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Sorry I didn't like your shitty reddit meme, bro. I accept your downboat.
Zenos Yae Viator said:
one, it wasn't Nuked, it was a very large Thermoberic bomb.

two, even if it were a tactical Nuke, they don't turn 30 square blocks into glass.

three, its a cool fucking scene.
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I don't care about the retcons, the city should have been a crater and the only reason it isn't is due to memberberries. This alone is a good reason to never play this game.
>it's a cool scene
doubt
Save this retarded shit for the movies nobody watches and keep it away from the games.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I don't care about the retcons, the city should have been a crater and the only reason it isn't is due to memberberries. This alone is a good reason to never play this game.
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there is a crater where the bomb hit, its even larger than what a Tack Nuke would even actually do.
again, Nukes do not wipe out 30 square city blocks, that isn't how they work, you wanting it to be like that means you are retarded and imposing a "realistic" outcome that isn't even reflected in actual nukes.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
there is a crater where the bomb hit, its even larger than what a Tack Nuke would even actually do.
again, Nukes do not wipe out 30 square city blocks, that isn't how they work, you wanting it to be like that means you are retarded and imposing a "realistic" outcome that isn't even reflected in actual nukes.
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We have pictures of two nuclear bombs hitting Japanese cities. We can see the damage they do.

Racoon city doesn't even look that damaged. They clearly took earthquake ruins not explosion ruins.

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verissimus said:
That wasn't a gun. It was a cannon.
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He shot the other 4 into The Girl and threw her the gun as a last ditch thing.
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
there is a crater where the bomb hit, its even larger than what a Tack Nuke would even actually do.
again, Nukes do not wipe out 30 square city blocks, that isn't how they work, you wanting it to be like that means you are retarded and imposing a "realistic" outcome that isn't even reflected in actual nukes.
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whatever cope you want to use to justify Raccoon City looking like some throwaway piece of concept art for Fallout 3, that's fine by me. Not like RE2 was any less retarded, you can likewise cope about muh police station also being very practical to work in akschtually when nobody would ever build one like that(especially in a big city). I guess in that sense, RE9 is just continuing tradition of being some of the most generic, but also most nonsensical cities in video game history.
 
30+GameOvers said:
whatever cope you want to use to justify Raccoon City looking like some throwaway piece of concept art for Fallout 3, that's fine by me. Not like RE2 was any less retarded, you can likewise cope about muh police station also being very practical to work in akschtually when nobody would ever build one like that(especially in a big city). I guess in that sense, RE9 is just continuing tradition of being some of the most generic, but also most nonsensical cities in video game history.
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I like the games because they aren't realistic.

simple as that, faggot.
 
30+ continues to be the most miserable man alive. I'm normally very very anti antidepressant but in his case I think he could really benefit from some Zoloft or something.
 
30+GameOvers said:
whatever cope you want to use to justify Raccoon City looking like some throwaway piece of concept art for Fallout 3, that's fine by me. Not like RE2 was any less retarded, you can likewise cope about muh police station also being very practical to work in akschtually when nobody would ever build one like that(especially in a big city). I guess in that sense, RE9 is just continuing tradition of being some of the most generic, but also most nonsensical cities in video game history.
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You're complaining about realism in a series with goddamned monsters. It's all fantasy, dummy.
 
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