Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
Their the same person. Videos of her can be found on Pornhub and other porn sites across the internet. Some of her stuff been posted in the porncow thread as well.
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I'm going to have to second @Jasonfan89 on vlogging about Resident Evil games being a step up for her.

Still, Avalanche Reviews is the better Resident Evil vlogger in my opinion.

Jasonfan89 said:
It only made me question whether it's better to live life with or without all the smoke and mirrors. I had no idea sphere hunter was a troon and a porncow until it was brought up, and maybe it was better when I didn't.
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Neither did I.

With the anime OC avatar, I figured she was probably either an autistic femcel or was pandering to her viewers. Honestly had no idea she was a troon, let alone an ex-porn star.

Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Verdugo's the absolute easiest boss to cheese. I've literally never gotten a scratch. All you gotta do is freeze him and then blow his ass apart with a rocket launcher (which by that point in the game is easily affordable and can fit in your giant attache case).
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Verdugo's the kind of boss where it's meant to be an extremely hard battle, but like you said, it's easy as fuck if you just buy a rocket launcher and shoot him with that after you freeze him with the canisters instead of wasting magnum bullets or shotgun shells on him.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I'm going to have to second @Jasonfan89 on vlogging about Resident Evil games being a step up for her.

Still, Avalanche Reviews is the better Resident Evil vlogger in my opinion.



Neither did I.

With the anime OC avatar, I figured she was probably either an autistic femcel or was pandering to her viewers. Honestly had no idea she was a troon, let alone an ex-porn star.



Verdugo's the kind of boss where it's meant to be an extremely hard battle, but like you said, it's easy as fuck if you just buy a rocket launcher and shoot him with that after you freeze him with the canisters instead of wasting magnum bullets or shotgun shells on him.
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Yeah in closing I'm gonna say avalanche reviews is way better content wise, but I'm glad sphere isn't hanging out with creeps like Christian xxx (isn't he HIV positive so shouldn't He be blacklisted from the industry?) or even just jacking on livestreams for dumps to toss pennies at her.

As far as troons go I'd say she had me fooled up until I saw her real face, get some more work done and that includes getting the damn surgery. That's my only gripe with trooning out, if you're gonna claim to have the mental defect of being born in the wrong body then commit to making your body the right one.
 
Sign me up for a remake of RE4, I think a big part of what made the game so intense in 2005 was how great the graphics were at the time, which have lost a lot of their luster, a new coat of paint would be awesome.

But I also hope to see things expanded with some new areas, I do hope they keep the tone mostly the same complete with the one liners and Ashley better still be wearing a skirt and sporting "ballistics"
 
Verdugo is a lot less scary now that people know they can easily just off him with a rocket launcher but he was definitely one of the tensest moments for me way back when I first played through the game in 05. I'm not even sure if you can actually kill him without using a rocket lawnchair on your first run unless you've a complete overabundance of ammo or have poured all your upgrades into the Butterfly or something and almost certainly not if you're going into it completely blind.

It does make me curious as to how people chose to use the rocket launcher they give you in the castle. I always use it on the duo Garradors because uh fuck that shit.
 
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Nah, RE4 is fine the way it is. Shame they lost the high res assets like RE1, but the game doesn't need a remake, even if they could do some QoL like stomping on downed enemies.

I would like a remake of Outbreak, 1 and 2.

Or if not, a Resident Evil that is like a Monster Hunter. Kinda like REV2 Raid mode but fleshed out and better. Since there are still people playing REV2 Raid mode, I think there is merit in making a full game out of something like that. Make it star unknown BSAA members because BSAA is so much unrepresented.

And no, Umbrella Corps is not it.
 
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They should remake Code Veronica. The game is really outdated and the voice acting is cringe.
 
Catgirl IRL said:
Jesus, can you imagine them getting away with Alfred nowadays?
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I hope Capcom don't cave to sjws and make him a misunderstood tranny or something.

Also I want them to leave Claire's 'crossdressing freak' line, it'll be funny to see the sjws mad:story::story:but I know they'll probably change it.(:_(
 
Sailor Mars said:
I hope Capcom don't cave to sjws and make him a misunderstood tranny or something.

Also I want them to leave Claire's 'crossdressing freak' line, it'll be funny to see the sjws mad:story::story:but I know they'll probably change it.(:_(
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Isn't that just the SJW way? To be mad at everything, even if they do change it. There is no winning with them, so why not keep it the same. :applecat:
 
Sailor Mars said:
I hope Capcom don't cave to sjws and make him a misunderstood tranny or something.

Also I want them to leave Claire's 'crossdressing freak' line, it'll be funny to see the sjws mad:story::story:but I know they'll probably change it.(:_(
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They go so far as to make Alfred and Alexia actually one character. Xur is a nonbinary, incompetent military commander when they identify as male and a super genius when they identify as female and transition back and forth as necessary and Claire applauds them for being so brave and so does Wesker. Steve is an alt right bigot and mocks them for it which is why he dies and no one likes him. Its also why Xur used Alexander Ashford as test subject because they were queer phobic and didn't accept them for who xur really was as a child.

In all seriousness though I could see them keeping it in but not showing it as much or maybe making Alfred a bit more sinister to remove any comedic undertones one might get from it.
 
Playing 0 on Hard and oof, Id forgotten everything about this except the boss'. Don't think I'm being conservative enough with my ammo, but I will admit it's nice worrying about resources and the unknown again.
 
I have decided to embark on a mini Resident Evil marathon and I'm replaying REmake, REmake 2 and will be giving a first time playthrough for REmake 3.

It's not been too long since I last played REmake (2015 in fact) but it's been a while and man, I love the classic formula of tank controls and fixed camera angles so fucking much, I miss it, REmake 2 does an admirable job bringing back a lot of classic conventions but it's just not the same without fixed camera angles, that just enhances the atmosphere so much, you feel tense even when nothing's happening in REmake.

I wish Capcom would release an all new Resident Evil in the classic style.
 
Dom Cruise said:
I wish Capcom would release an all new Resident Evil in the classic style.
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This was exactly what I hoped they would do back when they announced REmake 2.

Could you imagine what a remake of 2 could have been like had it been like REmake 1? With the Crimson Heads stalking the halls and shit? The remake certainly looks excellent and the lighting is immaculate, and it does an admirable job presenting 2 with the over-the-shoulder look of 4, but at the same time the angles of REmake 1 conveyed way more tension. You look at a frame of REmake 1 and it bleeds dread and anticipation. I would have loved to see those same methods placed onto REmake 2. The original RE2 had some excellent angles (that one looking in through the window just before encountering the licker is fucking genius), so being able to see that with enhanced lighting and better graphics would have been a sight to see.
 
Dom Cruise said:
I have decided to embark on a mini Resident Evil marathon and I'm replaying REmake, REmake 2 and will be giving a first time playthrough for REmake 3.

It's not been too long since I last played REmake (2015 in fact) but it's been a while and man, I love the classic formula of tank controls and fixed camera angles so fucking much, I miss it, REmake 2 does an admirable job bringing back a lot of classic conventions but it's just not the same without fixed camera angles, that just enhances the atmosphere so much, you feel tense even when nothing's happening in REmake.

I wish Capcom would release an all new Resident Evil in the classic style.
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I prefer to play REmake 1 with modern controls. Fuck tank controls. Fight me.
 
BrunoMattei said:
I prefer to play REmake 1 with modern controls. Fuck tank controls. Fight me.
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I haven't played REmake 1 without tank controls (I have the Wii port of the original, which has like a million ways to control the game but tank controls are absolute), but I did try Silent Hill 2 with modern controls and it always clashes with the shifting camera. At least with tank controls I'm guaranteed to be moving in the same direction without having to reorient the analog stick.

Also, this is a personal thing and not something I think I share with anyone, but one of my favorite things about RE with tank controls is being able to dart and weave around zombies. To me it feels like I mastered the movement to where I can navigate whole rooms of zombies without needing to fire a bullet. I can get into this rhythm and I feel a greater sense of accomplishment than if I used modernized controls. I feel it more with RE2 than I do 1 thanks to 2's more open level design, but even in 1 I can get into this groove of finding an opening around zombies and mastering the movement to get around them. I don't expect you to agree with it because I totally understand why people wouldn't like tank controls; they are horribly clunky by today's standards and don't provide absolute movement. I just like that warm feeling I get when I can figure out how to travel around dangers with the clunky movement controls.
 
BrunoMattei said:
I prefer to play REmake 1 with modern controls. Fuck tank controls. Fight me.
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That's fine, it works for me but the most important thing is fixed camera angles.

All those big survival horror franchises like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame and even noteworthy standalone ones like Haunting Ground and Rule of Rose all had their differences but what they all had in common was cinematic camera angles, that was the main thing that gave the games the feel they had.

REmake 2 proves that you can replicate almost everything but the camera angles and it still feels very different.

Now REmake's 2's method isn't worthless, there's something specially creepy about seeing a zombie down the end of long dark hallway for example, but I think overall fixed camera angles is the superior way to get tension and fear.

I don't mean to look a gift horse in the mouth though because I'll take REmake 2 and RE7 over RE6 any day despite the third person and first person camera, I'm just saying it would also be nice to return to a more classic style on occasion.

It just bums me out that the style of survival horror exactly as it was during the PS2 days is basically extinct, outside of a few indie games the last release by a major publisher in that style was Rule of Rose in 2006.
 
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