Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Now if only he could get Leon to fuck his sister.
I SWEAR TO GOD LEON FUCK MY SISTER! SHE’LL ENTER MENOPAUSE SOON! WE HAVE NO TIME!
 

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See when I played RE5 and 6 right after 4, I thought Chris was kinda boring. He seemed like a generic action hero in comparison to Leon. I really appreciate how he's been given some real depth and characterization as an aging hardass who just cant stop fighting.



I will never not love the shit out of that meme. I wonder how Capcom views and will react to it. It seems infinite darkness "tried" (and failed) to put the Chris posting to rest.





Also im at the mid way point of all the RE6 chapters, and my enjoyment seems to dramatically rise the more guns I get. To the point where I seriously think this game would have been better received if it adopted an episodic approach like Revelations.
I'll always be in the minority, but i legit *enjoyed* RE6 even on my first playthrough. Not sure if the way i played it affected anything, but i went in on Professional difficulty and used the partner characters (Helena, Piers and Sherry, wouldve been cool if they let you play as the Agent in Ada's campaign but nah)

Havent played in a while but i do remember having fun with it
 
I'll always be in the minority, but i legit *enjoyed* RE6 even on my first playthrough. Not sure if the way i played it affected anything, but i went in on Professional difficulty and used the partner characters (Helena, Piers and Sherry, wouldve been cool if they let you play as the Agent in Ada's campaign but nah)

Havent played in a while but i do remember having fun with it
Sadly Agent has no AGENCY, And I mean that literally.

Player 2 on Ada's campaign can't do anything but pew pew. Doesn't even show up in most cut scenes.


Look at how they did our poor faceless mook a injustice.
 
Also im at the mid way point of all the RE6 chapters, and my enjoyment seems to dramatically rise the more guns I get. To the point where I seriously think this game would have been better received if it adopted an episodic approach like Revelations.
I dunno about that. I just think it needs less characters. Jake is the Poochie of the game who hilariously sounds American when he's supposed to be from Eastern Europe and a giant MacGuffin on top of it. Leon & Sherry should have been paired up (not shipped) for their entire section while Chris & Piers do their own thing. Helena has perfect TnA, but her narrative use drops like a fucking rock by Chapter 3. Also, the game should have committed in making Ada the Villain playing a very long con since RE2 where she injects herself with experimental anti-aging drugs to keep herself perpetually young and her campaign should have been her setting up the conflict in the main game.
 
Sadly Agent has no AGENCY, And I mean that literally.

Player 2 on Ada's campaign can't do anything but pew pew. Doesn't even show up in most cut scenes.
Wait, so nobody else can see him, can't really interact with certain objects, but is dangerous and can kill things...

Ada's Stand is kind of weird.


I dunno about that. I just think it needs less characters. Jake is the Poochie of the game who hilariously sounds American when he's supposed to be from Eastern Europe and a giant MacGuffin on top of it. Leon & Sherry should have been paired up (not shipped) for their entire section while Chris & Piers do their own thing. Helena has perfect TnA, but her narrative use drops like a fucking rock by Chapter 3. Also, the game should have committed in making Ada the Villain playing a very long con since RE2 where she injects herself with experimental anti-aging drugs to keep herself perpetually young and her campaign should have been her setting up the conflict in the main game.
I don't mind Jake, though I don't disagree that him being Wesker's biological kid is an ass-pull that should of been set up better, and why they didn't go with "he's the only one of Wesker's own 'Wesker Project' to survive" angle is beyond me.
 
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Wait, so nobody else can see him, can't really interact with certain objects, but is dangerous and can kill things...

Ada's Stand is kind of weird.



I don't mind Jake, though I don't disagree that him being Wesker's biological kid is an ass-pull that should of been set up better, and why they didn't go with "he's the only one of Wesker's own 'Wesker Project' to survive" angle is beyond me.
He also has the magic blood to cure the C-Virus (IDK why), so Simmons sends a tiny blonde girl to protect him. A blonde girl dumb enough to open a door in a snowstorm.

A lot of people don't like Jake and I won't argue for him, but Ada's character got thoroughly flanderized in 6 to the point that the central story doesn't make any sense. She's pushing 40 in this game, but hasn't aged a day? Why does she do anything? To troll Simmons which is pointless and dumb. Quadruple Agent has absolutely no plan and shows up just because.
 
He also has the magic blood to cure the C-Virus (IDK why), so Simmons sends a tiny blonde girl to protect him. A blonde girl dumb enough to open a door in a snowstorm.

A lot of people don't like Jake and I won't argue for him, but Ada's character got thoroughly flanderized in 6 to the point that the central story doesn't make any sense. She's pushing 40 in this game, but hasn't aged a day? Why does she do anything? To troll Simmons which is pointless and dumb. Quadruple Agent has absolutely no plan and shows up just because.
Most of the cast is pushing or is 40. My own little fan theory is that the constant exposure to the viruses have slowed down the aging process and made them a bit more tough. Essentially, they got some of the benefits of the viruses but none of the drawbacks.

As for Simmons, Ada didn't like how possessive he was of her and rebuffed him, this caused him to get pissy, clone her, and use said clone to conduct terrorist attacks, thereby getting people to blame her for Carla's actions. Only problem is Carla didn't like him either and went off the rails. Ada wanting to shut him down was one part revenge, one part trying to clear her name, and one part wanting to help Leon.
 
Most of the cast is pushing or is 40. My own little fan theory is that the constant exposure to the viruses have slowed down the aging process and made them a bit more tough. Essentially, they got some of the benefits of the viruses but none of the drawbacks.

As for Simmons, Ada didn't like how possessive he was of her and rebuffed him, this caused him to get pissy, clone her, and use said clone to conduct terrorist attacks, thereby getting people to blame her for Carla's actions. Only problem is Carla didn't like him either and went off the rails. Ada wanting to shut him down was one part revenge, one part trying to clear her name, and one part wanting to help Leon.
Yes, but men age gracefully. That's why Leon looks like Kevin Sorbo and Chris continues to roid himself. 40 year old Ada is a roastee. Which I wouldn't actually mind, but commit to it. Why would she care about clearing her name anyways? She lives off the grid as it is. Her entire campaign is wandering into other characters' campaigns and helping out for a bit before leaving.
 
I dunno about that. I just think it needs less characters. Jake is the Poochie of the game who hilariously sounds American when he's supposed to be from Eastern Europe and a giant MacGuffin on top of it. Leon & Sherry should have been paired up (not shipped) for their entire section while Chris & Piers do their own thing. Helena has perfect TnA, but her narrative use drops like a fucking rock by Chapter 3. Also, the game should have committed in making Ada the Villain playing a very long con since RE2 where she injects herself with experimental anti-aging drugs to keep herself perpetually young and her campaign should have been her setting up the conflict in the main game.

Why do people hate Jake? I think he's a fun character. (Haven't finished his chapter 5 yet) Granted I know Troy Baker gets a lot of heat, but I thought he did good with it. Even if most fans hated him, RE has a long and proud tradition of completely changing voice actors every game. Way I see it, wouldn't take much to pull a DMC V with the character and give him some love. Although, now that I think about it Jake's probably the closest official replication of that RE4 DMC prototype. He's not that overpowered though, Doesn't have Weskers healing factor and while he's fast and stronger then the average joe, he can still get overwhelmed and captured.


The few moments Leon gets with Sherry are precious as shit. He looks at her like a father who's proud his daughter grew up. They could totally make an RE revelations 2 style game with em and it would be fantastic. I liked the scenes he had with Jake too, felt like they could have had a good buddy cop dynamic.

I like Helena, but in all honesty they really should re written the story and replaced her with Claire. She's mentioned often enough that she could have mostly slid into the story no problem. (memes would have been better too!)


He also has the magic blood to cure the C-Virus (IDK why), so Simmons sends a tiny blonde girl to protect him. A blonde girl dumb enough to open a door in a snowstorm.

A lot of people don't like Jake and I won't argue for him, but Ada's character got thoroughly flanderized in 6 to the point that the central story doesn't make any sense. She's pushing 40 in this game, but hasn't aged a day? Why does she do anything? To troll Simmons which is pointless and dumb. Quadruple Agent has absolutely no plan and shows up just because.
Jake's got wesker blood and that's anti zombie superman shit so why not? RE isn't exactly Shakespeare even when it tries to be serious.

The problem im seeing with Ada's characterization so far is that she's so all over the place she doesn't seem entirely human. To the point where even Leon asks "what are you?" at the end. Part of me thinks they went too overboard with continuing her smooth operator characterization in RE4. The RE2 remake did a good job of making her human and vulnerable, but its going to be a little bit of a duzy for Capcom to integrate it with her characterization here. I think my favorite interpretation of her character actually comes from a non canon Korean manga. Where she's established as a ruthless pragmatist who kills out of necessity, not want. She straddles the line of villainy, but is human enough to not be sadistic and appreciate Leon's naive kindness.


For me personality wise, the worst character so far would have to be Simmons. He's not terrible and he's not good, he's just kinda evil in a standard movie villain way. Wish he had something to make him stand out more, besides dressing like a Texas oil baron. Although this is somewhat offset by how INSANELY AWESOME his transformations are. Like wow... was this guy already infected with some super virus serum on top of the C virus? Because he knew how to rock that transformation shit. It completely took the wind out of his fucking thunder whenever he transformed back into a human though.

I AM A T-REX LEON! HEAR ME ROARRRR!! OWW STOP PUNCHING ME! ILL TURN INTO A FLY IF YOU DONT.

This whole "family" faction seems legit interesting and could potentially tie back into the Village. It's certainly one angle I want to see more explored. Especially sense Simmons sub room has the exact same floor decor as Spenser mansion from RE5. I enjoy how the RE games seem to be getting progressively more and more into Corrupt CIA and George Soros shit.



Almost done with RE6. Second half feels a lot better then most of the first parts.
 
For me personality wise, the worst character so far would have to be Simmons. He's not terrible and he's not good, he's just kinda evil in a standard movie villain way. Wish he had something to make him stand out more, besides dressing like a Texas oil baron.
He looks like a Far Cry villain.

He wanted an Ada body pillow and almost ended the world.
 
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Why do people hate Jake? I think he's a fun character. (Haven't finished his chapter 5 yet) Granted I know Troy Baker gets a lot of heat, but I thought he did good with it. Even if most fans hated him, RE has a long and proud tradition of completely changing voice actors every game. Way I see it, wouldn't take much to pull a DMC V with the character and give him some love. Although, now that I think about it Jake's probably the closest official replication of that RE4 DMC prototype. He's not that overpowered though, Doesn't have Weskers healing factor and while he's fast and stronger then the average joe, he can still get overwhelmed and captured.


The few moments Leon gets with Sherry are precious as shit. He looks at her like a father who's proud his daughter grew up. They could totally make an RE revelations 2 style game with em and it would be fantastic. I liked the scenes he had with Jake too, felt like they could have had a good buddy cop dynamic.

I like Helena, but in all honesty they really should re written the story and replaced her with Claire. She's mentioned often enough that she could have mostly slid into the story no problem. (memes would have been better too!)



Jake's got wesker blood and that's anti zombie superman shit so why not? RE isn't exactly Shakespeare even when it tries to be serious.

The problem im seeing with Ada's characterization so far is that she's so all over the place she doesn't seem entirely human. To the point where even Leon asks "what are you?" at the end. Part of me thinks they went too overboard with continuing her smooth operator characterization in RE4. The RE2 remake did a good job of making her human and vulnerable, but its going to be a little bit of a duzy for Capcom to integrate it with her characterization here. I think my favorite interpretation of her character actually comes from a non canon Korean manga. Where she's established as a ruthless pragmatist who kills out of necessity, not want. She straddles the line of villainy, but is human enough to not be sadistic and appreciate Leon's naive kindness.


For me personality wise, the worst character so far would have to be Simmons. He's not terrible and he's not good, he's just kinda evil in a standard movie villain way. Wish he had something to make him stand out more, besides dressing like a Texas oil baron. Although this is somewhat offset by how INSANELY AWESOME his transformations are. Like wow... was this guy already infected with some super virus serum on top of the C virus? Because he knew how to rock that transformation shit. It completely took the wind out of his fucking thunder whenever he transformed back into a human though.

I AM A T-REX LEON! HEAR ME ROARRRR!! OWW STOP PUNCHING ME! ILL TURN INTO A FLY IF YOU DONT.

This whole "family" faction seems legit interesting and could potentially tie back into the Village. It's certainly one angle I want to see more explored. Especially sense Simmons sub room has the exact same floor decor as Spenser mansion from RE5. I enjoy how the RE games seem to be getting progressively more and more into Corrupt CIA and George Soros shit.



Almost done with RE6. Second half feels a lot better then most of the first parts.
I agree that Simmons is terrible whom absolutely warrants a why won't you die?! And Ada being a general mess that doesn't seem to have enough explicit motivation. We can infer money based on her clothes and a soft spot for Leon, but that's about it. Ada is absolutely a goal-oriented character, so what she does needs to push the plot and she doesn't in 6 despite everyone assuming she's the antagonist. Which would have worked, but the game doesn't let her go that far.
And I already mentioned how there's not enough Leon and Sherry in this game.

Don't agree with the rest of this post. In 4, Ada was working for the Organization that sent her as a double agent to keep tabs on Wesker and get the Plagas sample. For narrative purposes, the Organization and the Family are the same shadow organization, much like how Tri-Cell was a much better rebranding than Neo-Umbrella. Tying the cult of Miranda into the Family is just begging for even more convoluted storytelling.

Jake's existence fucks with Wesker lore quite a bit. For one, it requires Wesker to have sex with some random lady, which he wasn't into considering he rebuff's Excella. Second, Troy Baker doesn't even try to sound Slavic. Third, his talents are Gary Stu-tier with his piano playing, speaking Mandarian, and being able to punch the Tyrant in this game. It's also unclear how he learned to be as proficient in martial arts as he is given that merc work would have him using guns a whole lot more.

Still, RE6 does get some realism points for the Chinese unleashing a pandemic that drives everyone insane.
 
Jake's existence fucks with Wesker lore quite a bit. For one, it requires Wesker to have sex with some random lady, which he wasn't into considering he rebuff's Excella. Second, Troy Baker doesn't even try to sound Slavic. Third, his talents are Gary Stu-tier with his piano playing, speaking Mandarian, and being able to punch the Tyrant in this game. It's also unclear how he learned to be as proficient in martial arts as he is given that merc work would have him using guns a whole lot more.
It does make sense though, he's Wesker's kid. Wesker was a borderline demi-god so his kid being able to punch the shit out of a Tyrant knockoff and be super smart makes perfect sense.

What it doesn't do is make a coherent story.

Like I said, they should of gone with the Wesker project 2.0 angle. Wesker's a megalomaniac and a narcissist and while Jill can carry out a lot of his dirty work, he's going to want his own personal guards crafted in his image. But because he got blown up inside a volcano he didn't really get a chance to really get his version of the project off the ground so Jake only got some of the enhancements.
 
Jake's existence fucks with Wesker lore quite a bit. For one, it requires Wesker to have sex with some random lady, which he wasn't into considering he rebuff's Excella. Second, Troy Baker doesn't even try to sound Slavic. Third, his talents are Gary Stu-tier with his piano playing, speaking Mandarian, and being able to punch the Tyrant in this game. It's also unclear how he learned to be as proficient in martial arts as he is given that merc work would have him using guns a whole lot more.

Still, RE6 does get some realism points for the Chinese unleashing a pandemic that drives everyone insane.

Lets see... Apparently Jake's mom immigrated to the U.S and banged Wesker in the early 90's. When he was an ordinary researcher way before he injected himself in RE1,. Wesker ended up having no idea Jake even existed after she broke up with him and went back to eastern Europe. Yet this chick still loved him, so maybe she tried to keep an american accent to remember him? In my head, im thinking Wesker had a picture of Rebbeca in his desk because she looks like Jakes mom. Of course all that sex shit went right out the fucking window when he became "reborn"

Jake's spent 6 years as a mercenary fighting all over the place and he's got dad's genes. Doesn't seem surprising he would pick up some things. Also him punching anything is less unbelievable then the shit Chris has pulled off. Really the only question I have is, why is he so immune and perfectly fine when Alex Wesker is all sick and fucked up? Wesker bloodline less great in chicks?


It's frankly eerie at how much it reminds me of 2020 at some points.
 
Interesting but let’s be honest, it was likely just Troy baker fucking up.

hell, the only accent that I know the guy has ever done is southern.
I do like his performances, but he does have a tendency to use his default voice with minor variations a lot. He is capable of doing some good voices. I genuinely didn't realize he was the joker in Arkham origins, and he's actually able to pull off an accent in bloodrayne ironically enough. It's probably a combination of people liking his default voice too much and nobody ever really challenging him to mix it up.

 
Interesting but let’s be honest, it was likely just Troy baker fucking up.hell, the only accent that I know the guy has ever done is southern.
Troy is the sort of person to ask why there is no Best Voice Actor category at the Oscars.
 
I do like his performances, but he does have a tendency to use his default voice with minor variations a lot. He is capable of doing some good voices. I genuinely didn't realize he was the joker in Arkham origins, and he's actually able to pull off an accent in bloodrayne ironically enough. It's probably a combination of people liking his default voice too much and nobody ever really challenging him to mix it up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=38sK6YksbnU
He's the male version of Laura Bailey.
 
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