Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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JamesFargo said:
I'm playing RE4 again.

I'm noticing how hard it would be to remake it in the style of REmake & co. There's just too many guns, too many chapters, too many spy gadgets, too many enemies, and too many cumbersome items. Along with the Merchant who, like the Duke, can only be rationalized as some sort of deity, which fans are unhappy about.
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Fuck, for all we know the Merchant might be a Plaga hive mind or something. He's goddamned everywhere, you know for a fact he's infected but he never hold any hostility to Leon, even from the start of things, and he don't give a flying fuck about anything except what you're buyin'/sellin'. It's entirely plausible to me that some Plaga host got hold of a few basic bitch economic textbooks, tried some things here and there, and decided that maybe just tooling around and being The Guy That Has All The Things was better for long-term survival than getting suplexed by some crazy fucking American.
 
So random thought. Chris is the only one that still appears in the games really. Leon is reserved for movies, Claire barely appears at all, and Jill just happily fucks off after RE5.
 
JamesFargo said:
Not sure if that's good or bad. re. To sustain Jill's narrative, there must always be the suffering in the world and she can never find peace.
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I'd like to think that Jill decided to call it quits after 5. She's pretty fucked up and now that Wesker is dead her battle is over. Of course with the nu-continuity for all I know she'll show up as the main villain because Wesker transplanted his mind in her or some dumb shit.

Capcom should just split the timeline. Everybody would be happy.

JamesFargo said:
Cammy saves her sister Decapre, and is trying to protect the other dolls (Juni and Juli) and help them in their new life as normal people. Maybe Capcom can do something similar with Claire and Jill.
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Juli is catatonic though and there isn't really anything she can do.

My nigga T.Hawk just can't catch a break.
 
I bought the game for like 40 on ebay. I'm going in guns blazing. Biohazard was fun....sort of. Lol.

I heard about the demo. Unfortunately it appears it was only a limited time thing (is this new? I hate this time exclusive shit. Demo is demo...) but it's about a maiden in the castle. Maybe we will see DLC about her? I know we're going to get Dimitrescu dlc. She's the breakout star lol.

I discovered she is very popular with modders.
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I hope she gets modded into stuff like GTAV, Battle for Bikini Bottom, Smash Bros, etc. I saw they modded her into RE3 which is hysterical (and actually well done....its not 'pikachu with links moveset' horrifying either)

She definitely gives Elizabeth Bathory vibes. I wonder if they based her off of the countess. (Her irl portrait is....unsettling tbh)
 
JamesFargo said:
I'm playing RE4 again.

I'm noticing how hard it would be to remake it in the style of REmake & co. There's just too many guns, too many chapters, too many spy gadgets, too many enemies, and too many cumbersome items. Along with the Merchant who, like the Duke, can only be rationalized as some sort of deity, which fans are unhappy about.

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Speaking of lore, where is it? Sure, it introduces las plagas, but it doesn't further the overall story. Wesker and Ada are involved with New Umbrella, but they dissolve their ties by the next game.

Everybody knows how RE4 is several projects sandwiched into one. I have a feeling (though I can't prove it) that the village was designed last. Certain areas, like Chapter 2-3, look haphazard and almost prehistoric in design. Yes, this is a medieval village which in unstuck in time; but some areas look like a steampunk refinery while others look like Jamestown. The castle and the island have a better sense of continuity.

Last, and this is a really minor point, would it kill them to add a stock on the cobalt shotgun when Leon upgrades its capacity? This speaks more to my autism than the game's flaws, but it takes me right out of the action when Leon loads two shells into a gun which carries five. If I had any talent as a modder, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. :geek:
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I beat it again for the 25th time last week

I agree it's got a lot of ideas and some of them didn't age that well, but damn I still think it's a banger of a game

Bought it on Steam cuz it was on sale, said to myself "Gonna play this for 1-2 to see how the HD textures look", missed a couple of deadlines because of it
 
This shit is fucking brain dead.

I mean, who thinks Albert Wesker is the only antagonist?

The stuff on this list are either misconceptions NO ONE has had, or it’s entirely true. (Yes, resident evil does have bad dialogue.)
 

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Why can't I have RE Outbreak HD? In a day and age where networking isn't super jank and we aren't using PS2 modems to connect to weird Japanese servers... it could be a masterpiece :)
 
That reminds me: Are RE0 and CV still canon? 🤔 Or do the REmakes take place in a new timeline?
 
JamesFargo said:
That reminds me: Are RE0 and CV still canon? 🤔 Or do the REmakes take place in a new timeline?
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The REmakes are the nu-canon and its Capcom tweaking the story to make it fit. So naturally some of the older titles are going to either become non-canon or just simply ignored.

My guess, they'll wind up non-canon for the most part.

I really hate RE7 for fucking the timeline. I know it had some faults and some glaring ones at that, but nu-Chris and psychic mold are cancer.
 
JamesFargo said:
That reminds me: Are RE0 and CV still canon? 🤔 Or do the REmakes take place in a new timeline?
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I’d imagine a new timeline, or at least I hope. Remake 1 and 2 mostly keep the same story and locations but remake 3 changes so much stuff that it’s not even recognizable. Re0 I honestly wouldn’t care if it was considered non-canon because it’s so damn out there and unimportant, but code Veronica is pretty important. (Then again, CV is kinda out there as well)
 
Resunoit said:
Re0 I honestly wouldn’t care if it was considered non-canon because it’s so damn out there and unimportant
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Wesker blows up one mansion, only to send Rebecca into another one 3 miles away? :story: Talk about formulaic.

"The survivors of the Poseidon would be rescued and taken to land in Italy and be placed on a train which would go through a tunnel in the Alps, and the tunnel would collapse and everyone would be trapped under the mountain. Irwin Allen cleared his throat modestly. What, he asked, did I think about his idea? It was, I said, a great idea, terrific if not actually stupendous. But I had a better idea....another big tidal wave comes along and turns the great ship over again. And so the hapless survivors have to retrace their steps." - Roger Ebert
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Finished RE8. Wife enjoyed watching me play it but the ending killed any enjoyment I had from it. From Ethan dying to the 'stronk woman' shit from his daughter, I think this game is the point of no return for a pozzed capcom.

I'm sick of Chris and Leon because they're literally 0 fun and they seem to treat any other possible protagonist like a throwaway.
 
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