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Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man
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Because apologizing is about knowing you got a message through to the other side, and not simply trying to make right what you did wrong.
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He was simultaneously trolled and humiliated trying to whitenight for his married closet-transsexual crush who barely even acknowledges him too. There is like 17 levels of cringe there.
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Fixed.
But seriously, what he should do is record his talk, remove all the stutters, then lip-sync his speech.
Otherwise with the way he babbles, he will get 6 words out and his time will be up. I hope he takes questions, unprepared to answer them out of the blue should cause more hardship for his brain and tongue to be in sync!
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He'd probably flub the lip-syncing.
What I wonder is if Reuben not only stutters but has facial tics or other repetitive movements when he does.
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sometime in the last two days Reuben blocked me, didn't interact with him at all just out of the blue blocked me. why you gotta hate Ruby?
i assume this means he's STILL watching this thread and purged his followers when he saw that his tweets were being posted.
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Frankly it's all drip-fed autism so no one's missing anything.
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Fun fact: My sister was at Bard along with Reuben. She never interacted with him directly, but she did confirm that he's "pretty autistic."
Small world.
Small world.
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Bard is full of hippies who are plenty stinky already. His distinctive smell, if he has one, would have been overpowered by a mix of patchouli and feet.
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Please let there be stories of him being unbelievably autistic during classes.
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I wish there were. She never had class with him, but seeing him on campus and in the dining halls was apparently enough for her to cement him as this "weird kid." But even then, he seems to have been good about containing the depths of his autism to the Internet.
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He doesn't seem super awful, just a weird guy who gets a bad idea from time to time. I'm sure he felt like he was doing a good thing but assuming that even. Who is going to set up a weird trap to defend someone they only met for a few hours way in the past?
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Anyone that hasn't seen his Jace interview should watch it. Even if you weren't around for Deagle Nation it's still one of the best things on this site.
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Hy-hy-hyeah well...
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Null putting that in front of all of his posts was fucking hilarious. It really pissed him off
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So Reuben is apparently an extra in the new Ghostbusters film according to imdb page. Common sense tells me it will be nigh impossible to pick him out of a split-second background shot of a large crowd, but at the same time I'm pretty sure the neanderthaloid unibrow will stand out like a neon sign. Either way, his presence adds to the list of reasons not to see the film.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7031331/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7031331/