Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

[Soew]

It seems our forum has been graced by yet another heifer. For those who don't know about him already meet Reuben Baron

Reuben's existence first became known when he attempted to interview Jace regarding alleged threats made against Brianna Wu, the result was disastrous (see kiwifarm thread here). Shortly after the interview was posted to the forums Reuben agreed to a Q&A here on the forums using an account that he had originally created to glean more information about Jace.

So that's how we know about him but here is where it gets REALLY good. Turns out that Reuben is an Otherkin, SJW, Autist, with a film+anime+fanbom obsession and a long history on the internet. I feel we have just scratched the surface of what Reuben G Baron has to offer but here some highlights.

an indiegogo sponsored short film he wrote and directed. it's painfully cringey but it's worth getting through for the horribly hilarious ending IMO

a section in ED's "Otakukin" article dedicated to his exploits in an Otherkin community (spoiler: he was an anime character in a past life)
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Otakukin#NotSoFictional_.28Baleeted.21.29

Other members have already posted a bunch of quality content in the interview thread (i encourage you to read through it). I tried to get the highlights of what has been found so far apologies if i missed anything i should have included

Spoiler: loads of quotes

Has anybody read his "good girl" review? He seriously disliked it because a female protagnist could be mentally unhinged. I'm not joking. Here are some quotes:

http://the-lfb.com/2014/10/05/gone-girl-the-new-favorite-movie-of-terrible-people/







A dude who literally pedastalizes feminist propaganda can't handle, a semi-realistic character that doesn't conform to stereotypes he believes. If he was a true feminist or just a person with sane world views. He would know that women like Amy really do exist and it's not just MRA/PUA/REDPILL propaganda. What should I expect from this dude? He's literally a pawn of Brianna Wu. Johnny boy couldn't give two shits about him since his Steam Greenlit page has opened up.

I just woke up from a nap, scanning over those links as lazily as possible, and I already found editorial errors within seconds. This guy claims to be an intern script reader? He wants to write reviews for a living? His reviews are 3 paragraphs each. It's not that hard to reread them.



(Am I reading this one wrong or does it make no sense?)

I also appreciate how nice he is to his previous employers on his livejournal, especially this post. Apparently being a pirate for a children's boat ride is a scarring enough experience to write a movie script about.

http://hoyvinglavin64.livejournal.com/206125.html



I found how he rushes to Israel's defense. Is there something about criticism of Israel and criticism of lying professional victims online that draws losers like this to their defense? Could Israel be the state which accurately represents people like Brianna Wu? Or maybe they just really strongly encourage young upcoming Jews to vouch for Israel being a good country after their free trip and beautiful free tour of Israel while no doubt avoiding the Gaza Strip.

http://hoyvinglavin64.livejournal.com/200165.html


He's also the Knight in Shining Armor for the non-government alphabet soup crowd who can't speak for themselves.

http://hoyvinglavin64.livejournal.com/188779.html

Great thread and even better questions till this point.

@Reuben G. Baron I would like you to explain these videos:

Btw, I just downloaded your entire youtube channel for archivistic purposes and as a precaution if they disappear.



WHAT THE FUCK.

He was crying about it on facebook as of an hour ago.

I rarely feel so much contempt for another human being.

Here's a post where he talks about when he chimped out, causing his school cafeteria to get evacuated. Reuben Baron is quick to blame his autism for his mistakes and problems.

archive.today of this.

Edit: Give these uprates to @QueenMegan, she found it.

So apparently this whole otherkin/otakukin thing with him originated with an obsession with Himura Kenshin, the protagonist in Rurouni Kenshin. His post to the Otaku boards talking about his burgeoning interest in otherkin got exactly one response, expressing doubt about the validity of otherkin. http://www.otakuboards.com/index.php?/topic/37206-otakukin/

Okay, this kid is confirmed shitlord. In an "if you were to go to Japan thread" he said:

Emphasis mine.
https://archive.today/wyEyL

So I've completed my review of Reuben's postings on that forum. The only interesting parts have already been posted. Much of the rest deals with (1) sperging over dubs vs. subs (he prefers dubs, even Eva dubs); (2) sperging over people classifying some Japanese animation not counting as anime; (3) sperging about FMA, Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Eva, GITS, anything by Miyazaki, and a variety of other highly mainstream shit; and (4) assorted awkward posting that gets no replies.

Probably the most interesting and relevant post I found is this, which I'd characterize as transphobia and shitlordery crystallized:

https://archive.today/ASQMy

ETA: Oh yes, and he hates the Yaoi fandom.

ETA2: And here's his powerlevel as of early 2006: https://archive.today/wGrgG

He goes by Rubi in Plebbit IRC. Here's his account.
Here is whining about being noticed by /baph/

So we have a weird sperg who thinks too highly of himself showing his ass and getting mocked on a public forum... and wouldn't you know it, there's a Glavin user at WrongPlanet who bares a startling resemblance to our young hero! (if this is incorrect my apologies for confusing you @Reuben G. Baron with another bisexual autistic furry otherkin who hates neurotypicals and live in Massachusetts)

Reuban's wonderful introductory post!

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Let's check all those boxes shitlords

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Our brilliant boy is an excellent persausive writer and script writers... if only he wrote novels he could be a thinner @Connor

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His views on protesting and "making a difference" have been around since he was 13, and since autists hate change... guess he's always going to be an obnoxious jerk trying to be a social justice vigilante

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Otherkin sperging

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"I am offended by your satire of which I laughed at, and I hope you are not offended by this"

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lol, I can't even follow his insult - what is he trying to say?

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A common theme on wrongplanet is the "well meaning neurotypicals don't understand I'm a legit sped and refuse to change any of my bad habits, including the ones that make me act out in foolish ways" if only you listened to your younger sister Reuben

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"[Reuban G Baron] hates [neurotypical] people with a passion"

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And on a personal note...

Spoiler: that's our bread and butter you're fucking with

Links to some of Reuben's many online things
http://the-lfb.com/author/rbaron/ (blog he writes for/owns)
https://www.youtube.com/user/Glavin/
https://twitter.com/TheLFB
http://god-my-oh.tumblr.com
http://www.reddit.com/user/Clockmen
http://rubikunsreviews.livejournal.com/
http://myanimelist.net/profile/hoyvinglavin64
http://hoyvinglavin64.livejournal.com/ (deleted because of the attention he has received)
http://www.myotaku.com/users/eva_unit_100
http://www.otakuboards.com/index.php?/user/2664-eva-unit-100/

 

[ShavedSheep]

oy gevalt

 

[blackie toy]

Oh. Shit. I didn't see his Tumblr yet.

Oh my god there's so much autism.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Oh. Shit. I didn't see his Tumblr yet.

Oh my god there's so much autism.

Archive for obvious reasons. This is too good to let him baleet.

Page 2 Weeb shit, hating white people, Jewry

Page 3 General Autism

Page 4 General Autism

Page 5 General Autism

Page 6 Jewry and Otaku shit

Page 7 Spergy shit and GamerGate

Page 8 Reblogs a dig at bronies despite being a bisexual otakukin.

Fuck I can't even dig any deeper but if anyone wants to get the rest of it feel free.

 

[Smutley]

You want to get blocked by Reuben on twitter? Just retweet him :^) it appears he doesn't like people knowing that Reuben G. Baron lies about being a journalist to write smear articles about mentally ill men on disability to gain favor with his personal friend Brianna Wu, who encourages people in these endeavors.

Spoiler: screenshot of tweet

 

[QueenMegan]

Short timeline:

2005 - Reuben Baron spergs out in a cafeteria at school, resulting in it being evacuated. He blames the school for not informing the students of his Asperger's, and wishes schools would mandate a neurology course.

2008? - Reuben Baron lashes out against the "Otakin" (Otakukin) ED article, which backfires and results in his small community of Otakukins getting exposed to trolls for the first time. The community is soon deleted after.

2013? - Reuben Baron meets fellow mentally ill professional victim, Brianna Wu at an anime con.

Feb 2 2015 - Reuben Baron posts on the kiwi, inquiring about Jace. It's clear he has done no research at all about Jace and views him as nothing but a means to an end, furthering his reputation in his SJW hugboxes.

Feb 3 2015 - Reuben Baron gets rekt by Jace, posts video on his site. Googling Reuben G Baron gives out the Kiwi as the top 3 results.

Feb 4 2015 - /cow/ and /baphomet/ discover Reuben Baron. Reuben Baron retreats to the GamerGhazi subreddit, seeking a hugbox.

Feb 22 2015 - Jace is revealed to be a #prank. We all got but I think it's safe to say that Reuben Baron and Brianna Wu got the hardest. Semper Fi.

 

[HG 400]

Reddit account here

He's currently crying about us widening his asshole on GamerGhazi. For those of you not following gamergate, Ghazi is the the absolute bottom of the barrel, where the cripplingly-autistic fanatics of the anti-GG side congregate. There are no moderates or reasonable people there, just shrieking shit-flinging chimps, and they will take the side of anyone anti-gg regardless of what a ridiculous autistic unethical stammering faggot that person happens to be (or what a dogfucking pedo, or a snitching rapist, or etc. etc.), so don't even bother trying to point that out to them. They don't care.

https://archive.today/Gf5iI (crying about us)
https://archive.today/8hsNO (crying about baph)
https://archive.today/fhmOj (original link to his interview, which apparently nobody there bothered to watch. lol)

 

[Randall Fragg]

That book girl thing needs a MSTing stat!
EDIT: if Tyce was a tranny

 

[blackie toy]

Tumblr archival in progress. Just happened to see this gem:
http://god-my-oh.tumblr.com/post/28416972182/the-meaning-behind-your-url
https://archive.today/Gcymw

Reuben wants to be the little girl.

Edit: Archival complete. Enjoy, my idren. https://archive.today/god-my-oh.tumblr.com

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Reddit account here

He's currently crying about us widening his asshole on GamerGhazi. For those of you not following gamergate, Ghazi is the the absolute bottom of the barrel, where the cripplingly-autistic fanatics of the anti-GG side congregate. There are no moderates or reasonable people there, just shrieking shit-flinging chimps, and they will take the side of anyone anti-gg regardless of what a ridiculous autistic unethical stammering faggot that person happens to be (or what a dogfucking pedo, or a snitching rapist, or etc. etc.), so don't even bother trying to point that out to them. They don't care.

https://archive.today/Gf5iI (crying about us)
https://archive.today/8hsNO (crying about baph)
https://archive.today/fhmOj (original link to his interview, which apparently nobody there bothered to watch. lol)

So it becomes any other thread about Gamergate.

Have fun everybody!

 

[HG 400]

So it becomes any other thread about Gamergate.

Have fun everybody!

Thanks for letting us know, again.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Thanks for letting us know, again.

I haven't talked about Gamergate in quite awhile. A jab here or there but not like I'm letting it consume me. Just chill out and have fun with your latest lolcow.

 

[A Random]

Reddit account here

He's currently crying about us widening his asshole on GamerGhazi. For those of you not following gamergate, Ghazi is the the absolute bottom of the barrel, where the cripplingly-autistic fanatics of the anti-GG side congregate. There are no moderates or reasonable people there, just shrieking shit-flinging chimps, and they will take the side of anyone anti-gg regardless of what a ridiculous autistic unethical stammering faggot that person happens to be (or what a dogfucking pedo, or a snitching rapist, or etc. etc.), so don't even bother trying to point that out to them. They don't care.

https://archive.today/Gf5iI (crying about us)
https://archive.today/8hsNO (crying about baph)
https://archive.today/fhmOj (original link to his interview, which apparently nobody there bothered to watch. lol)

Didn't they defend Chris-Tran on the grounds that her being trans automatically invalidated all bad things he had done prior?

 

[Meowthkip]

Did I just watch some kind of otherkin propaganda video?

 

[The I Scream Man]

I haven't talked about Gamergate in quite awhile. A jab here or there but not like I'm letting it consume me. Just chill out and have fun with your latest lolcow.

Dude I like a lot of your posts but man you really have a tendency to beat the hell out of this dead horse. Why not enjoy the 'tism?

 

[IcyHotWings]

Wait, he isn't just a troll? Jesus Christ, he looks like the outcome of a steamy night between Danny Sexbang and Frida Kahlo...

 

[HG 400]

I haven't talked about Gamergate in quite awhile. A jab here or there but not like I'm letting it consume me. Just chill out and have fun with your latest lolcow.

I've never seen you talk about gamergate or take jabs at it. All I've seen you do is passive-aggressively complain every time a gamergate related lolcow gets their own thread. I've called pro-ggers out for the same type of behaviour in the gg thread, because it's dumb. Why don't you use your words to communicate what's rustling your jimmies so much, like a big boy, because once you've vented your actual opinion, you'll be far less tempted to make dumb pointless posts like that. Nobody's going to argue with you. Nobody's going to make fun of you. We're just going to say "ah, so that's your opinion? Okay.", and you're going to feel a lot better and hopefully not get sand in your vagina when somebody makes a thread for the next gg-related lolcow.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Wait, he isn't just a troll? Jesus Christ, he looks like the outcome of a steamy night between Danny Sexbang and Frida Kahlo...

Or he is part sasquatch. What the hell is going on with his eyebrows they look like they are consuming his forehead.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I haven't talked about Gamergate in quite awhile. A jab here or there but not like I'm letting it consume me. Just chill out and have fun with your latest lolcow.

I've never seen you talk about gamergate or take jabs at it. All I've seen you do is passive-aggressively complain every time a gamergate related lolcow gets their own thread. I've called pro-ggers out for the same type of behaviour in the gg thread, because it's dumb. Why don't you use your words to communicate what's rustling your jimmies so much, like a big boy, because once you've vented your actual opinion, you'll be far less tempted to make dumb pointless posts like that. Nobody's going to argue with you. Nobody's going to make fun of you. We're just going to say "ah, so that's your opinion? Okay.", and you're going to feel a lot better and hopefully not get sand in your vagina when somebody makes a thread for the next gg-related lolcow.

Same team, guys.

 

[QueenMegan]

Fuckin lel.