Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

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Kablamo said:
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This is the third time I've seen Reuben G. Baron online this week.

He just can't stay away. I wonder why he keeps logging in.

@Reuben G. Baron why don't you come into the thread? I think we have some questions about your recent endeavours and the progress of your film. Perhaps you could offer us a commentary track when we premiere your film?
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So what you're saying is that Reuben G. Baron of Bard's College consistently gets on a website created for the purpose of mocking people with mental disabilities, and doesn't even try to tell people to stop? According to my SJW handbook, if you don't actively fight against something 24/7, you're practically doing it yourself. I can tell you this much, I sure wouldn't hire Reuben G. Baron when he shows such unprofessional attitudes, including racism against Caucasians and disrespect for our Armed Forces. Although I think it would be a stretch to say Reuben G. Baron hates veterans, I do believe that Reuben G. Baron does not give them the respect they have earned for the sacrifices they make. The same sacrifices that give Reuben G. Baron the freedom to eat pocky and make propaganda films all day. If I was Reuben G. Baron of Bard's College, I would definitely post in this thread to clarify these wild accusations and try to salvage what's left of my reputation.
 
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dabluearmedbandit said:
So what you're saying is that Reuben G. Baron of Bard's College consistently gets on a website created for the purpose of mocking people with mental disabilities, and doesn't even try to tell people to stop? According to my SJW handbook, if you don't actively fight against something 24/7, you're practically doing it yourself. I can tell you this much, I sure wouldn't hire Reuben G. Baron when he shows such unprofessional attitudes, including racism against Caucasians and disrespect for our Armed Forces. Although I think it would be a stretch to say Reuben G. Baron hates veterans, I do believe that Reuben G. Baron does not give them the respect they have earned for the sacrifices they make. The same sacrifices that give Reuben G. Baron the freedom to eat pocky and make propaganda films all day. If I was Reuben G. Baron of Bard's College, I would definitely post in this thread to clarify these wild accusations and try to salvage what's left of my reputation.
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We're already result number two.
 
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In all likelihood, he's probably only here logging in when he has to look at an attachment. I bet he's been watching Brianna's thread and Jace's sub forum like a hawk. Either that or he actually is enjoying it here and it's too ashamed to admit it.
 
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Come on @Reuben G. Baron, it's easier just to plug the void than allow a vacuum of speculation to form. Plus, since you're probably aware of the :ruse:, it'd be fun to talk about how you feel. People are wondering whether you're relieved to know you weren't embarassed by a legitimate slow-in-the-brain or embarassed that you dedicated a disproportionate amount of energy to what was revealed to be an act.
 
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@Reuben G. Baron Come on. I know your initial introduction to the Kiwi Farms was a little rougher than you had hoped it would be. My colleagues do enjoy a good-hearted ribbing, but there is also serious interest to hear from you. Your film is going to come out, and your career aspirations ensure you will remain in the public eye. There is probably more #HYPE here about your movie than anywhere else. It may be fruitful for us to see the good-hearted and self-reflective Reuben G. Baron, not just the petty fraud-journalist from Needham, MA who tried to take advantage of an injured mentally-ill former Marine. It is obvious that you're not done with the Kiwi Farms either: you just can't stay away.

If not to talk about yourself, I know we would enjoy hearing your take on recent events with your close personal friend Brianna Wu. The recent attempted I.E.D. attack must make you reminisce a little bit about your time with Commander Jace Connors and his skelatin comrade-in-arms.
 
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Rogowski said:
In all likelihood, he's probably only here logging in when he has to look at an attachment. I bet he's been watching Brianna's thread and Jace's sub forum like a hawk. Either that or he actually is enjoying it here and it's too ashamed to admit it.
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Attachments have been enabled for guests since January. I think it's actually the Wizdumgun forum he's logging in for.
 
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Morbid Boredom said:
Missed it by *that* much.

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What a shame! I'll keep my eye out for possible recordings of Rubi-kun's panel.

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In other news, Reuben G. Baron's assessment of the event can be found here: he entered a lovely little fan film featuring the romance between prepubescent anime characters. Classic Reuben.


Also, an interesting excerpt from Reuben's commentary on another panel he attended:

Reuben G. Baron - The Gonzo Journalist said:
" [...] GamerGate harassment campaigns were pointed to as examples of problems escalating beyond mere “bullying” into full-blown terrorism. There were thankfully no GamerGaters in the room to debate that."
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Additional: Reuben G. Baron has not left us. He might be awfully quiet, but he is still watching.

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Kablamo said:
What a shame! I'll keep my eye out for possible recordings of Rubi-kun's panel.
Also, an interesting excerpt from Reuben's commentary on another panel he attended:
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That's offensive to terroristkin. I thought they were in support of terrorism these days, like against those oppressive shitlords at Charlie Hebdo.
 
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That's offensive to terroristkin. I thought they were in support of terrorism these days, like against those oppressive shitlords at Charlie Hebdo.
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Bin Laden was just fighting the evil patriarchal American Shitlord Empire, Reuben, why are you being so islamaphobic?
 
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In other news, Reuben G. Baron's assessment of the event can be found here: he entered a lovely little fan film featuring the romance between prepubescent anime characters. Classic Reuben.

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:\ I don't get it. I don't know the name of the cartoon, but the music just doesn't seem to fit. It's like making a video using clips from Berserk set to Eiffel 65's Blue.
 
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