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[Red Hood]

I've totaled two of my own cars.

 

[Count groudon]

I really like math but I fucking hated all my math classes as a kid and nearly failed several of them due to simply not giving a shit. My main theory for this is that I lack almost any form of Asian blood in my veins, and because of this my love of numbers and shit is due to some form of genetic mutation that I'm almost certain is terminal.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Despite being retarded, I have two BA's (one in a psych related field), and several certificates/diplomas.

And of course like most university kids, I don't work in my field. Like at all

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Lime La Croix and vodka is my go to.

 

[jewelry investor]

When I was younger, I'd get bothered about losing steam friends, even if I don't talk to them.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

A former lover once pissed in my mouth by accident.

My SO pooped on my chest a tiny bit by accident. We laughed it off (well, after we washed it off).

I wear women's clothes sometimes. I'm not a tranny or anything, I'm so short that it's a pain in the ass to find certain men's clothes in my size.

I miss the days I was skinny enough to wear my girlfriends' jeans.

 

[Fibonacci]

My secret talent is...

 

[drtoboggan]

I almost died choking on vomit. Someone else’s vomit.

 

[JustStopDude]

I once started up a nuclear propulsion plant completely shitfaced on vodka.

But it is okay because I was off the coast of Italy so no one cares if problems happen.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Jameson is my favorite brand of whiskey

 

[Registered Human]

One of my legs is a couple centimeters shorter than the other.

 

[Hummingbird]

I've had a history of problems with anxiety and depression.

 

[Count groudon]

In middle school I once wrote a very long, extremely homoerotic fanfic about Call of Duty MW2's multiplayer. It was meant to be an ironic joke with most of the dialogue consisting of shit like "changing mags! XxXxganja blaz3rxXxX exclaimed as he discarded the old used condom and replaced it with a new one" but the sheer amount of work I put into it makes me question my neurotypical status.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

I've had a history of problems with anxiety and depression.

Me too.

 

[DildoGaggins]

I have a huge boner for found footage movies. No matter how shit it is.

 

[SP 199]

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy

 

[Red Hood]

Jameson is my favorite brand of whiskey

Nothing wrong with that, but what about your favorite whisky?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I watch neurosurgery videos to relax before bed.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

I'm a sucker for mimosas or cranberry champagne. Tend to get depressed the more I drink, so I try to keep a cap on it and stay buzzed more than anything.

Also an ass man, plain and simple. Tits make it better, though.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy