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[Schauma mal]

I just woke up from a nightmare about KF.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Like most rednecks, I can be a huge hypocrite about race matters,,especially if it involves somebody with a bangin’ body.

So were quite a few of the founding fathers.


Ultimately the only side I’m on is mine.

 

[Pixichick]

I'm a Witch....

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

@Dunsparce @neural I know your pain. Try Euthymol Toothpaste, you may have to order it online in the US. It looks super old fashioned:

And the paste itself is a weird pink color that looks like a cross between denture adhesive and everyones 1980's bathroom suite but I tell you what, it doesn't taste a fucking thing like mint. If I had to describe it I'd have to go with Thyme (because the main ingredient is Thymol) and a heady dose of "Fuck you and your fucking sinuses!"

Also as it's a ludicrously strong antiseptic if you're like me, and a martyr to mouth ulcers this shit will sort them right out.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I have played at the Albert Hall.

 

[Yamyam]

I think salt and vinegar chips are banging. If you disagree fight me.

 

[Nekromantik]

We have a mammoth dig site near where I live that you can visit. I find walking around there to be relaxing and there's always new stuff that they find.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Some of my most favorite songs are sung by Panic at the Disco

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I once attempted to arrange a number of heavy metal songs for the clarinet.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I have an unhealthy and borderline autistic amount of knowledge about the history of Chicago's street gangs, especially the Latino gangs and White gangs.

Also, I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

[jewelry investor]

I drew some live naked ladies once.

I am also @Bob Page 's alt.

 

[Asperchewy]

I laugh everytime I put it in her butt.

 

[cypocryphy]

I just realized I don't have a left arm.

 

[Bob Page]

I drew some live naked ladies once.

I am also @Bob Page 's alt.

Lol nigga.

 

[jewelry investor]

Lol nigga.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I don't drink water from a government treatment facility, I have a Well Pump where I live which is where I get my water. #NoFlouride

 

[jewelry investor]

I don't drink water from a government treatment facility, I have a Well Pump where I live which is where I get my water. #NoFlouride

It’s the birth control in the water making everyone gay too. Man fuck municipal tap water.

 

[MangledTwot]

A former lover once pissed in my mouth by accident.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm not actually black.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sometimes, I drink water directly from the faucet.