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I actually have vitiligo. It's only a few scattered patches of white on certain parts of my body, luckily it's not on my face, so while my every other part on my body looks like I got sprayed with bleach at least my charming good looks are unscathed.

I also have a scar on my cheek from an incident where 6 year old me decided to pester my 2 year old cousin until she had enough of my shit and slashed my face with her nails like a cat. She still laughs about it to this day.
 
I can stick my tongue behind my uvula and up to my adenoid. or... what I think is my adenoid. not sure if it's actually physically possible to reach up my throat that far with my tongue.

despite my klutzy tendencies and my general lack of coordination, I'm also a (very aggressive) lacrosse player. I'd like to call myself good, but I had to stop a while back due to physical issues so I'm likely out of practice. :(
 
I like all forms of art, but specially photography and music. I like to take long walks alone and take pics of nature.
I listen to bands like Breakdown of Sanity, Rifles at Recess, Ion Dissonance and Suicide Silence, but at the same time, I listen to Trap/Drum n Bass/ some rap. I love classical music too, like Vivaldi and Dvorak.
 
I'm very good with math and chemistry, but I cant write an story for the life of me.

Are you me? Small world I guess. Math has always been fun to me. I guess it's more logical then reading and writing has ever been in my view. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy reading a good story. But as you can see by my poor grammar I'm not very good at writing.

Musicals always make me happy. I don't know why either.

I prefer vegetables over fruits any time of the day.
 
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I love iced tea and turkey sandwiches.
I'm 5'4 and everyone thinks I'm 16 years old (I'm 23).
I'm very pale and have dark hair and eyes.
My teeth are a constant pain in the ass for me, because they're naturally crooked and no matter what I do, they always ends up crooked.
My dad is white and my mom is asian.
I spend too much time in my room sperging at my computer.
 
I actually have vitiligo. It's only a few scattered patches of white on certain parts of my body, luckily it's not on my face, so while my every other part on my body looks like I got sprayed with bleach at least my charming good looks are unscathed.

I also have a scar on my cheek from an incident where 6 year old me decided to pester my 2 year old cousin until she had enough of my shit and slashed my face with her nails like a cat. She still laughs about it to this day.

I actually have that as well, in a similar fashion.

Oh, and Danny Mothers is your friendly neighborhood smut-peddler. I love my job.
 
Despite my avatar and name, I'm actually not that big of an Amazing World of Gumball fan. It's an alright show, but truth be told, I barely even watch Cartoon Network at all anymore.

The reason for the name is because this was originally supposed to be a throwaway account. I signed up a few days after Deagle Nation was outed as a hoax with the intention of making maybe one or two posts and then abandoning this account never to return. I didn't want to use a name I'd used elsewhere. The TV was on at the time, but I wasn't really paying attention to it. I glanced over and The Amazing World of Gumball happened to be on, with Darwin onscreen. I was like, "meh, fuck it" and that was my name.

I had the opportunity to change it, but didn't because I'd already kind of started making a presence for myself here after deciding I liked the community. I didn't wanna go through the same confusing routine of "oh, who were you again?" that so many other people went through around the same time (this was when Null allowed name changes after that Tumblr incident).
 
At 5'9" and 155 pounds, I am the exact same height and weight as Adolf Hitler, mein glorious fuhrer.

My wisdom teeth came in on the roof of my mouth for some bizarre reason, and it only serves to reinforce my belief that I'm an alien/human Happa sent to shitpost online as much as possible.

I like sports, especially baseball and basketball.
 
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