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[snailslime]

i'm 1/4 russian

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I’m not white.

 

[Doppelmonger]

I still use an iPod classic to put music in my car.

 

[Shidoen]

i'm 1/4 russian

I’m not white.

 

[Shidoen]

Here's a simplification:

 

[Ultrapenguin]

This might be the dumbest thread I've ever seen.
Anything anyone reveals will be unexpected, none of us know each other.

I made fried sweet potatoes earlier, and I'm screwing around on a guitar right now, I am a lot of times I'm on KF. Here look I just recorded a little.

i'm 1/4 russian

Considering how difficult Russian women tend to be, that one actually does seem pretty expected.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I’m actually @snailslime. This is the alt account.

 

[FataBataRang]

I breathe manually sometimes.

 

[SomethingProblematic]

My doctor couldn't determine whether I have autism or schizophrenia, so he diagnosed me with both.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I farted

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hate my mother

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i'm fluent in japanese

 

[CptnSnshn]

I'm from Israel.

 

[yasscat]

My big toe has been numb for over a week.

 

[Shidoen]

I'm from Israel.

I'm from that Airport State!

 

[Doppelmonger]

I still like My Chemical Romance.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I use 5 different fake names at any time with people I'm both friends with and acquainted with. Both because I'm a paranoid weirdo who believes in privacy, but also so if I fuck up I can disappear without fear of being tracked down easily.

Just to clarify, online or IRL? Sounds IRL

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Just to clarify, online or IRL? Sounds IRL

Both. But mostly online. In IRL I only use them for acquainted or people i deal with in passing that I have to make pleasantries with for one reason or another.

 

[Formica Sample]

My grandfather was a cabinetmaker and a gun collector. Formica samples were regularly used as target practice. I still have a whole mess of them strung together and hanging on a wall in my garage, over by his reloading table.

 

[Shidoen]

My big toe has been numb for over a week.

Your husband used the death roll on your toe, didn't he?

Also I wanted to be a priest at one point and even studied for it but now I can't for deviant reasons.