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[GS 281]

This thread would have been awesome when The Knife's Husbando was around

 

[Count groudon]

I tend to dress like a hipster douchebag because the clothes I find comfy are apparently pretty big with that crowd.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

The first movie I can remember seeing in a theater is Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I may or may not perform in drag under the name "Shitney Queers"

 

[Antipathy]

I'm actually a veterinarian.

 

[Syaoran Li]

At my grandfather's funeral, they said goodbye in their own way by playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.

The tune in question was the theme from Digimon.

 

[Tehshigelisok]

I am also a church organist.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Im starting a cover band.

 

[Wraith]

I used to be into Star Trek... before it became crap.
I used to be into Star Wars... before it became crap.
I used to be into Transformers... but I grew up and it game crap.
I used to watch the Nostalgia Critic (don't judge me!)... but he became crap in a hurry.
I used to play Final Fantasy games... before they became crap.
My current hobby is in the hands of complete idiots.
It's a bad time for my side interests.

 

[RI 360]

i was only pretending to be retarded.

 

[Aquinas]

I never pretended

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I have untreatable bipolar and I'm just as much of a horrible bastard in real life as I am here.
Naturally, I've made good money being this way.

 

[nad7155]

I know Boss Hogg's real name.

I don't have a PHD in anything.

I like to drink and shitpost.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm actually quite a Mallrat and I hang out in the food court after getting expensive, shitty clothes or vidya there.

I have shitty handwriting.

Also this.

 

[Tehshigelisok]

I can play the mandolin.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I am related to at least three people who would be awesome lolcows if they ever put their dysfunction on the internets. One of them is a Munchasen's by internet/pain pill addict who frequently gets exotic diseases crackers like us don't actually get.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

It hasn't even been a week, and already, I'm too excited about someone I met in that time.

-Purposely vague.

 

[sbm1990]

I look like a normie IRL.

 

[Darndirty]

I was the driver in a car accident that killed two people when I was a teenager. Not drunk or anything, just new driver on rainy night.

 

[Aquinas]

This past week i catfished a fellow kiwi, when we meet up im going to show him my 'gnarled bent staff'.