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[scathefire]

I am still stupid mad about Namco High.

That dating game? What about it made you mad? Just curious, I barely know anything about it other than that you date Namco characters and several Homestuck characters.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

That dating game? What about it made you mad?

It being the worst take on "dating sim with Namco characters" you could possibly have (the only way to make it worse would be MSpaint sprites), and making a lesser-known character I happen to like into an annoying moron.

 

[kadoink]

I love Final fantasy tactics and think Squaresoft are a gaggle of faggots for not doing a proper sequel to the original game.

 

[Crocketron]

I had to explain to a co-worker what a furry is, being one is somewhat a bitch.

 

[Crackles]

I turn into one of those ACTHUALLY people whenever the topic changes to planes or WWII. Not Wehraboo levels for sure but its still autistic as fuck.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I unironically support M. Bison and his plans for Pax Bisonica

AND THEY CALL ME MAD?!

 

[Holy Avenger X]

I recently did shave off my head and found out that what appears to be some head trauma, depressed skull on the left side with a smooshy feel on the skin and 4 long scar like marks on the right side, weird thing is that it's about the third time I go full skinhead and didn't notice this before. Never have suffered head injuries either.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I had to explain to a co-worker what a furry is, being one is somewhat a bitch.

Might actually be more fun to feign ignorance and get them to venture their theories on it first, depending on context. I mean, unless they somehow had you dead to rights.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I recently did shave off my head and found out that what appears to be some head trauma, depressed skull on the left side with a smooshy feel on the skin and 4 long scar like marks on the right side, weird thing is that it's about the third time I go full skinhead and didn't notice this before. Never have suffered head injuries either.

lol dude, your brain got stolen while you were asleep.

You're fucked.

 

[PL 001]

I had someone try to stab me with a KFC spork one night after they found out I was dating a republican.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I had someone say they were jealous of me for someone attempting to assault me.

She works in education now. I wish her the best.

 

[Otterly]

I am not actually an otter.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I was hired by a small church once to clean a virus off their computers. I did, and determined the infection came from some skeezy porn site. It turned out the pastor was looking at porn after hours. Bonus: It was femdom porn and this church espoused female submission to men as Biblically mandated.

ETA: That was awkward.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I'm clinically reta.rd.ed

 

[Holy Avenger X]

lol dude, your brain got stolen while you were asleep.

You're fucked.

That's how I found KF. Nice to met ya.

 

[Crocketron]

Might actually be more fun to feign ignorance and get them to venture their theories on it first, depending on context. I mean, unless they somehow had you dead to rights.

I try to do it, it was a bitch because she wouldn't stop bothering me about so, I told her about Kero. She almost threw up and go tells the manager and tell me to tell her the story. There is a GOOD reason why I never tell people private things... Except you fuckers.

 

[Purple Pepsi]

I have a dog with three legs.

 

[Heartmoth]

I have the first place trophy for the annual national chicken catching competition
And JFK is my great uncle

 

[WingsOfDepression]

I would suck Chris's bent 90° duck for 5 dollars. Try me.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

I’ve never cooked broccoli in my life, my brother always does it.