RIP Asperchu

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He actually misses the Asperchu medallion.

That makes me smile a lot.
 
I'm pretty sure he's managed to convince himself that he's playing potential contributors like a fiddle with these subtly manipulative sympathy messages.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Yeah, he only goes ALL CAPS or Every Word Capitalized when he's trying to make some emphatic weight on a subject. I think it's the written version of his ultra-fake cartoonish eyebrows and smiling he does when he's trying to put emotions on his face.
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This. He gets emotional.

Lalala said:
"I don't know who y'all are but y'all know who you are"
Translation; "I give a shit enough to bring this up as a sympathy plea for more lego money but not enough to check that DANG CWCKI to find out their names"

So yeah he doesn't remember you cos right now he can't use you as an excuse for his suffering.
And he types 'y'all'.....that really bugs me, I'm scottish but ah dunnae type in mah accent, it doesnae work that wey.
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Eh, y'all is more of a distinct contraction or word than just an aspect of someone's accent.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, y'all is more of a distinct contraction or word than just an aspect of someone's accent.
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Ah right, I always thought that was accent based like how some people type literally the same way they talk, fair enough.
 
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I realize that this may be a total N00b question but, how is the medallion on the wall Asperchu? It has no glasses or darling little goatee. This is the worst depiction of Asperchu I've ever seen, it looks just like Sonichu.
 
Chandler Cats said:
I realize that this may be a total N00b question but, how is the medallion on the wall Asperchu? It has no glasses or darling little goatee. This is the worst depiction of Asperchu I've ever seen, it looks just like Sonichu.
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He said it was the one in the box. If it's the one I think it is, it looks like it had a shipping label on it, like Chris didn't even take it out of the box.
 
Chandler Cats said:
I realize that this may be a total N00b question but, how is the medallion on the wall Asperchu? It has no glasses or darling little goatee. This is the worst depiction of Asperchu I've ever seen, it looks just like Sonichu.
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I don't think that's supposed to be the Asperchu medallion. Chris mentioned in the facebook post that it's in a little box, so that's probably where it has been for a while.
 
And once again Chris comes this close to plucking everyone's heartstrings, only to ruin it by making demands and beggings for money.
 
Marvin said:
He said it was the one in the box. If it's the one I think it is, it looks like it had a shipping label on it, like Chris didn't even take it out of the box.
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Trickie said:
I don't think that's supposed to be the Asperchu medallion. Chris mentioned in the facebook post that it's in a little box, so that's probably where it has been for a while.
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Ahhhh. So it is the INVISIBLE Asperchu medallion in the little shipping box pinned to the wall. That's so very interesting in a way. "I acknowledge this troll product that is not Sonichu, but I do not approve of it, so I will keep it in this box because we never throw anything away and it was based on something I, Christian Weston Chandler, created." Mmmm, Yeah. I put way too much thought into that just now. Also, thank you both for gently correcting my N00bery, he clearly DOES say it was in the little box in the FB post, but I read it when I first woke up and this is how shitty my brain has become. Peace and have a nice day.
 
Trickie said:
I don't think that's supposed to be the Asperchu medallion. Chris mentioned in the facebook post that it's in a little box, so that's probably where it has been for a while.
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Yeah, he kept it in the box on the wall. The only times it was seen being worn are the Magical Man video and (IIRC) when Chris was wearing it in an attempt to make fun of Alec. The box was open with the Asperchu medallion inside of it in some of the tomgirl pictures.
 
It's nice to see some appreciativeness from Chris, even if he did beg for money at the end.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Does he think that the person who made the Asperchu medallion wasn't trolling him? Is his memory seriously that bad?

He probably doesn't even remember my name.
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he went from "alec benson something" to just "something"

also i guess we can now officially say goodbye to the medallion era
 
Big Bob Pataki said:
he went from "alec benson something" to just "something"
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Par for the course, as they say. In another few years he won't remember who Megan was.

Big Bob Pataki said:
also i guess we can now officially say goodbye to the medallion era
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He wore a Sonichu meddow in one of the autographed pics he was selling. But otherwise, yeah, I think it's pretty much over.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Going off of the abundance of pink packaging spines, along with what I've seen for sale as DS titles, just because he had a lot of them doesn't mean he knew what quality was.
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There were scores of these el cheapo cash grabs as "value" games, usually aimed at girl demographics or copies of Bejewled and other "quick round" games of the type. And as we know, Chris is a hoarder, so cheap games to grow his collection was all he cared about.
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When I first glanced at this pic, I saw the kid behind the beach ball as Chris dressed in a multi-colored Goodwill rugby shirt and the two girls whispering and giggling about him. This could've been a very realistic game for him.
 
BillRiley said:
Par for the course, as they say. In another few years he won't remember who Megan was.
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Nah Megan's the only girl irl who ever put up with his crap for a long period of time. I think beneath all that hatred, Chris still has an awkwardly bent boner for her.
 
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