RIP Asperchu

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Queen of Tarts said:
Nah Megan's the only girl irl who ever put up with his crap for a long period of time. I think beneath all that hatred, Chris still has an awkwardly bent boner for her.
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Real Life trolls stick. Megan, Michael Snyder, Mimms, Lucas, Joshua Martinez, he remembers their names.

Internet trolls, given time he will forget all of them. Even though he met up with Kacey, she didn't play a major role in his life like these others did.
 
OBAMATRON said:
That bitch owes him a set of Sailor Moon DVDs, he won't ever forget her.
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Didn't you see? He finally gave up and bought himself a new Sailor Moon DVD set. He'll forget soon. It really is a little creepy watching everyone he ever loved and hated fall off the memory cliff.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Didn't you see? He finally gave up and bought himself a new Sailor Moon DVD set. He'll forget soon. It really is a little creepy watching everyone he ever loved and hated fall off the memory cliff.
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no kidding. events that seem to mark major moments in christory are mere blips in the memory of christian weston chandler. more proof that he only lives for the now, I suppose. no thought to past or future, either to get a bearing on his current situation or to figure out the path he's headed down.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Dumbass can't say anything without begging for money. :alog:
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"WE WON THE LOTTERY! STUPID TROLLS! We Don't Need Your STUPID INTERNET FUNNY MONEY! Go to Hell; on the Horse you Rode in on!

To all true fans and friends, PLEASE send us enough money to buy groceries until our first monthly check of 10,000.00 dollars comes in. Stay Safe"
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
"WE WON THE LOTTERY! STUPID TROLLS! We Don't Need Your STUPID INTERNET FUNNY MONEY! Go to Hell; on the Horse you Rode in on!

To all true fans and friends, PLEASE send us enough money to buy groceries until our first monthly check of 10,000.00 dollars comes in. Stay Safe"
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I can totally see him being a Jennifer Diane Reitz in this situation and blowing all of the money he receives, then begging for others to chip in to help him keep his formerly lavish lifestyle.
 
Somebody made a plush Sonichu? That sounds really cute.

Seriously, someone needs to point out to him that Barb's teeth should be covered by medicare. I'd do it if I had access to his facebook.
 
crimsonarenz said:
My fucking lord, I didn't know Chris had that many DS games :surprised:
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What are the games on the leftmost edge of the middle row? They look like they could be different versions of the same game and none of the pokemon ds games have that color palette.
Edit: I can see the logo now but still don't recognize it. Were those some of the really stupid cash in games that nintendo made because they needed money?
 
Mrs Paul said:
Somebody made a plush Sonichu? That sounds really cute.

Seriously, someone needs to point out to him that Barb's teeth should be covered by medicare. I'd do it if I had access to his facebook.
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Medicare doesn't cover basic dental care. Oral surgery or things that are considered medical procedures, yes, but not simple bad teeth, including restorations, tooth extractions, etc.
 
KillerKarlKox said:
Real Life trolls stick. Megan, Michael Snyder, Mimms, Lucas, Joshua Martinez, he remembers their names.

Internet trolls, given time he will forget all of them. Even though he met up with Kacey, she didn't play a major role in his life like these others did.
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Lucas and Mimms were almost entirely internet trolls.
 
KillerKarlKox said:
Internet trolls, given time he will forget all of them.
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Maybe not forget them so much as amalgamate them into a single fuzzy memory of Hateful Trollings. It'll be very blurry, because honestly Chris rarely really knew what was going on. If the various fake girlfriends and court dates, and road trips to Cleveland were confusing to you, imagine how Chris saw them. He's got one foot in a cartoon universe. If it weren't for the CWCki, a lot that insanity would be lost to history, because this is a real life case of an unreliable narrator.
 
JULAY said:
Medicare doesn't cover basic dental care. Oral surgery or things that are considered medical procedures, yes, but not simple bad teeth, including restorations, tooth extractions, etc.
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Okay, forgive my ignorance. That sucks.
 
When I read the thread title, I momentarily thought it was Alec officially retiring Asperchu or something.

I facepalmed at the e-begging part. If he wouldn't max out credit cards on plastic bricks, and stand up to Barb and say "I'm not paying for your hoarding addiction", he might find that he has a lot more money to spend on "frivolous" things like groceries, utilities, etc.

random room thoughts:
Why did Chris want his room to look like a vidya store? He could've kept the cartridges in a small box and saved a lot of room. Also, that paper plate with the "blowfish sanic" must've been destroyed too. And those animu, sanic, and pokeyman posters, along with those shelf labels are probably gone also.
 
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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I imagine he loved to categorize, organize, and present things he feels are precious to him.
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The CWCki explains it like this:
In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his video games, DVDs, trading cards, posters, and toys shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like work, education, human relationships, or personal development.
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