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The only women that he met in real life and has had any significant attachment to are as follows:

Barb: Chris's lifelong partner
The HS Galpal Parade: Next to all of them were apparently given the responsibility of being Chris' friend.
Megan: Only friend he had in reality until he ruined it and versely blamed everyone else for his own stupidity.
Kim: Facebook "friend" and probably deserves sainthood for the amount of shit she's put up with.
Anna: The originator of the Crazy Pacer story. has since become a quasi-white knight but mostly stuck around to feed her own wounded ego. Has been AWOL as of late.
Kacey: Met once is real-life, to which Chris decided to put on the moves by staring at her chest, smelling her, and calling her fat. This led to the so-called Liquid Saga.
Rocky: Chris' on-again, off-again spiritual advisor from a church he has been banned from on occasion, although for Chris she has been more of a detriment since she pretty much gave out personal info to a troll after talking with them for about two minutes on the phone.
The Cherokian Hooker: Mother of two- Chris found her on Craigslist, paid her for some hanky-panky, and gave her a gift basket for her troubles.

The rest of the sweethearts- Ivy, Julie, Blanca, Jackie, and the Wallflower have been either fake women, or women that didn't really have any particular interest in Chris but got lumped in because Chris decided to hound after them.
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Thank you, see I always thought Kacey was a totally a made up thing. Kacey predates Liquid Chris? To me the whole Kacey saga is the most unclear thing in the wiki.

How did Chris meet Kacey in the first place, was it a bait set by Liquid Chris? She really is a fat girl, not a bunch of google images?

To recap the less clear ones-
Ivy: lone girl troll
Julie: that bluespike kid
Blanca: a whole collective of trolls
Jackie: lone girl troll.
Wallflower: friend from church group
PandaHalo: lone girl troll
Vivan Gee: lone girl, originally a white knight (really?) that turned
 
needlebear said:
Confirmation that the Asperchu medallion was lost in the fire. No idea why he was attached to it for any reason.
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Chris is pretty lonely. This was something made for him and sent to him as a real gift. Even though it was a slanderous mockery made by a big meanie, it was still the closest thing Chris had to a keepsake from a friend.

Altissimo said:
Jackie is actually Alec Benson Leary, if I recall correctly.
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So many people were convinced that Jackie was real, and not a Google image. I don't get that.
 
first page witty one liner that insinuates chris is a bad person and/or stupid
 
just some jerk said:
Thank you, see I always thought Kacey was a totally a made up thing. Kacey predates Liquid Chris? To me the whole Kacey saga is the most unclear thing in the wiki.

How did Chris meet Kacey in the first place, was it a bait set by Liquid Chris? She really is a fat girl, not a bunch of google images?
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Kacey doesn't predate Liquid Chris. Liquid appeared in June 2009. Kacey was part of that (first appearing around August I think).

Chris tried stealing her away via a series of YouTube videos proving that he was the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler. She lived in DC, so she made the drive to Charlotteville once. This was after Liquid's "kidnapping."
 
just some jerk said:
How did Chris meet Kacey in the first place, was it a bait set by Liquid Chris? She really is a fat girl, not a bunch of google images?
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I wouldn't call her a fat girl.

just some jerk said:
To recap the less clear ones-
Ivy: lone girl troll
Julie: that bluespike kid
Blanca: a whole collective of trolls
Jackie: lone girl troll.
Wallflower: friend from church group
PandaHalo: lone girl troll
Vivan Gee: lone girl, originally a white knight (really?) that turned
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Ivy was a troll, with input from inner circle. Julie was bluespike. Blanca was like 2-4 trolls. Jackie was Alec. Alec is a man. Wallflower was the church group girl. Panda was a girl troll, with some input from a group of people. Vivian was Clyde. Clyde is a man.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Chris is pretty lonely. This was something made for him and sent to him as a real gift. Even though it was a slanderous mockery made by a big meanie, it was still the closest thing Chris had to a keepsake from a friend.
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I didn't honesly intend it as slanderous mockery when I made it. More of an Asperchu tribute (fan art?) and because I like making stuff. I made a Sonichu medallion replica for my husband too. When I sent Asperchu to Chris at the behest of someone else... mm... yeah. I didn't know endgame but I was glad to send it. My 15 milliseconds on the trollin train.

Though it makes me wish I had also sent him this necklace I made for him:
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just some jerk said:
Thank you, see I always thought Kacey was a totally a made up thing. Kacey predates Liquid Chris? To me the whole Kacey saga is the most unclear thing in the wiki.

How did Chris meet Kacey in the first place, was it a bait set by Liquid Chris? She really is a fat girl, not a bunch of google images?
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Kacey was a real girl; she's even in these forums if I recall correctly. She can announce herself if she wishes. Now; Kacey was not "fat" by anyone but Chris and hypocritical shallow men's standards. Basically; Chris was hoping for a 120lb supermodel with huge boobs. When Kacey, a "normal" woman showed up... well he said something like "I expected you to be less... " and then he made some motions to a slimmer girl. When Kacey was offended (rightly so) Chris backpedalled and sputtered "But I still think you look good" or something like that. Poor Kacey ended up getting sniffed, touched, and eye raped the rest of the 'date'.

As far as the legend goes; Kacey and Liquid Chris got married... I had never heard the Chris version where she was left at the alter... which leads me to wonder: if Chris was so very much in love with Kacey; to the point of faking to be her Boyfriend, Liquid Chris and getting verbally beat down by her 'father'.... why didn't he go after her when he found out she was left at the alter... and why can't he remember her name (but he can remember she was supposedly left at the alter)?
 
4Macie said:
As far as the legend goes; Kacey and Liquid Chris got married... I had never heard the Chris version where she was left at the alter... which leads me to wonder: if Chris was so very much in love with Kacey; to the point of faking to be her Boyfriend, Liquid Chris and getting verbally beat down by her 'father'.... why didn't he go after her when he found out she was left at the alter... and why can't he remember her name (but he can remember she was supposedly left at the alter)?
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Because Chris only loves himself.

Edit: Yeah, I know, :alog:.
 
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The lack of extraneous capitalisation and strange wording make me think it is more likely than not this was Barb's writing, not Chris'.
 
Altissimo said:
Jackie is actually Alec Benson Leary, if I recall correctly.


Vivian is Clyde, and I would assume the person behind both is a guy because Clyde Cash speaks in some Mumble chats.
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That is now cleared to me. It was nice of Clyde to mail Bob that gift. I also, thought Clyde Cash was a series of people, that eventually just became boogeyman name to Chris. Did Vivian never talk to him on the phone?

Marvin said:
I wouldn't call her a fat girl.

Ivy was a troll, with input from inner circle. Julie was bluespike. Blanca was like 2-4 trolls. Jackie was Alec. Alec is a man. Wallflower was the church group girl. Panda was a girl troll, with some input from a group of people. Vivian was Clyde. Clyde is a man.
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Sorry, I didn't mean it fat in pejorative sense. I did not even realize till this thread she was more than a persona.

Same question as with Vivian, I thought Chris talked to Jackie on the phone, unless Alec had a female accomplice.

4Macie said:
Kacey was a real girl; she's even in these forums if I recall correctly. She can announce herself if she wishes. Now; Kacey was not "fat" by anyone but Chris and hypocritical shallow men's standards. Basically; Chris was hoping for a 120lb supermodel with huge boobs. When Kacey, a "normal" woman showed up... well he said something like "I expected you to be less... " and then he made some motions to a slimmer girl. When Kacey was offended (rightly so) Chris backpedalled and sputtered "But I still think you look good" or something like that. Poor Kacey ended up getting sniffed, touched, and eye raped the rest of the 'date'.

This makes Chris not remembering her even more bizarre. You would think one of the few actual dates he has ever been on would stick out in his mind. Surely no woman deserves being harassed, but I kinda wondered what she expected being in close contact with Chris.

Picklechu said:
Kacey doesn't predate Liquid Chris. Liquid appeared in June 2009. Kacey was part of that (first appearing around August I think).

Chris tried stealing her away via a series of YouTube videos proving that he was the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler. She lived in DC, so she made the drive to Charlotteville once. This was after Liquid's "kidnapping."
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As far as the legend goes; Kacey and Liquid Chris got married... I had never heard the Chris version where she was left at the alter... which leads me to wonder: if Chris was so very much in love with Kacey; to the point of faking to be her Boyfriend, Liquid Chris and getting verbally beat down by her 'father'.... why didn't he go after her when he found out she was left at the alter... and why can't he remember her name (but he can remember she was supposedly left at the alter)?
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I really feel stupid, but they aren't actually married right? They were just two trolls that collaborated on a project? And the conclusion was a marriage, to get Chris off their back.
 
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