ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

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Will Asmongold bail on Phil last second?

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg

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TL;DR: Allegedly on the 24th of November 2025, Asmongold and DSP will have a chill interview-style stream where the former will ask Phil a number of questions. This is the megathread for this Vortex happening.

HOW DID THIS COME TO BE?
Notable slop react streamer Zachariah "Asmongold" Hoyt has a history with DSP content - As early as 2023, Asmongold could be seen reacting to DSP's Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom gameplay on his channel. This would enrage Phil to no end, as there's few things Phil hates more than someone punching down on poor ol' Blue Collar Streamer Phil. Two years later Zach would bring DSP up once more, watching the Pigroach's Mario Kart World gameplay. This second viewing would bring even more attention to DSP's channel, and the ire of Phil himself when after winning a single race versus AI, Phil would famously say "Where's Asmongold now!?". This came as a shock to many Detractors, as Phil is known for trying his hardest to avoid any and all drama, especially surrounding his own platform. DSP would never, ever stoop to taking pot shots at another YouTuber, unless they did it a third time. Oh wait, that's exactly what happened!

On November 11th 2025, Asmongold would react to a prolific Phil meltdown where Phil threatened to take away privileges from Kick chat due to "low support"(Note: For those new to the vortex, "Support" is a phil-ism for giving him money) , which would gain mainstream attention and once more bring DarkSydePhil and all his begging and gross mannerisms into the limelight for the Internet to see. But this time, Phil had enough. He wasn't going to sit back and let some large-style react streamer get the better of him. Phillip Burnell would do the one thing that has historically always gone well for him: Demanded an interview with Asmongold. And after much faffing about, a tentative date would come to fruition - On the 24th of November, 2025, Asmongold, The King Of The Roaches would enter the lists in a battle of word-style interview-based discussions with The King Of Hate, DarkSydePhil.

WHY WOULD PHIL AGREE TO THIS?
Adapting a term from the late great KingcobraJFS(RIP doodt), we must apply Boglim's Razor: Retards do dumb shit because they're retarded. And Phil has proven to be very, very retarded. In the last several years, Phil has gone on the SideScroller's Podcast, Kino Casino, the TruthSeeker's Podcast, and more. Each time, we learn more tidbits of embarrassing DSP lore, and each time, DSP comes out looking like more of a loser.
My personal theory is that Phil is trawling for new whales, as these interviews bring a lot of attention to his channel. It's no secret that Phil's facing a downturn between the economy and the loss of multiple major supporters in previous months; Phil's streams have difficulty breaking the 250-viewer mark routinely. This may be Phil being desperate enough to take an ego hit for the possible promise of more support.
 
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DSP is so happy to try to leech fans and try to steal a paypig or two from Asmongold. He's so happy in fact, he has to hide the interview from Kat like he has been doing since Steve embarrassed Philip a few months back. The fact a 44 year old man can't call his barber hair stylist but finds it okay to harass another man in the dms over a "discussion" is a little desperate if you ask me. DSP, no matter how this turns out, will be excited with the outcome. He's finally rubbing shoulders with a cockroach infested, "famous" streamer. He's finally made it!
 
Oh dear lord, Phil will stream with the evil Asmongold


Would be so funny if Asmon's enemies would swarm the Pigroach. I know will never happen because Phil is just not worth the effort but satill. Phil is openly cooperating with a "transphobe, racist" and what have you
 
I just hope the dentractors haven't fed in too much bad info and questions. Sure pandalee was probably underage and phil may do fake tips but there isnt actually any verifiable evidence of those kinds of things so its pointless to bring up.

Stick to stuff we actually know phil has done and said, like lying about his wife having cancer, lying about mobile games and wanting to slap an 7 year old girl.

Even sticking to high level topics like he sucks at video games and begs too much is better than going down rabbitholes where the evidence isnt air tight.

Phil will do anything to obfuscate and play dumb and latch onto any minor inaccuracies. He already thinks he has a win going in by wanting to clarify he isnt banned on twitch (even though he is demonitized). Don't give him any more easy wins with dentractor info and conspiracies.
 
Didn't Asmon already checked that? He even said "Wow he deactivated his Twitch channel himself" So he should know that the "banned from Twitch" isn't fully correct. I wonder if Phil will do the whole "I was banned because of the manifest of hate" spiel. Funny thing: Phil was the prototype for protecting specific people on Twitch from their own bad behaviours. And then he lost his partner manager and look what happened. BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED
 
At this point I feel like Phil needs to be labeled a Cognito-hazard.
There's a clear sign up that says 'DO NOT touch the Tarbaby in the pigpen, only point and laugh from outside the pen', and still somehow people keep driving by and saying,
"No, it's okay. I know what I'm doing. I'm just going to get in and poke at the Tarbaby a little bit. I definitely won't end up in a slapfight, rolling on the ground, yelling at the Tarbaby while it just sits there with a both smug & blank expression."
 
At this point I feel like Phil needs to be labeled a Cognito-hazard.
There's a clear sign up that says 'DO NOT touch the Tarbaby in the pigpen, only point and laugh from outside the pen', and still somehow people keep driving by and saying,
"No, it's okay. I know what I'm doing. I'm just going to get in and poke at the Tarbaby a little bit. I definitely won't end up in a slapfight, rolling on the ground, yelling at the Tarbaby while it just sits there with a both smug & blank expression."
It's different when another lolcow challenges Phil without any outside manipulation. We should all look forward to the roach king vs the king of hate. Let them fight and give us a feast of content.
 
I'm still on Team "Nothing Every Happens" for this one, but if we are to get something good, I think Asmon should try asking DSP industry questions instead of going for the pointless 'Try to Pin the Pigroach on Topics He's Ready For'. "Walk me through how Rollback Netcode works on a technical level.", "Explain how you'd fix Youtube to prioritize better content.", "Explain to me copyright/defamation law." and then just ask basic follow-up to see how dumb and/or unhinged his answers get.

It'd be more appealing to non-detractors than attempting to sift through two decades of lore and has a higher chance of gold dust than the "You beg too much" "Yeah, you're right Sir Gold" that we'll probably get.
 
Well, the pigroach will outloast the roach. Duhhhh
I know there's a prospering grounds thread on Asmongold, but despite his many controversies it seems he has enough business sense (or street smarts, if you will) to last forever. He supposedly owns 4 x $100m businesses, so even if he got "cancelled" he can walk away from streaming at any time he wants. DSP on the other hand is forced to do it because he's eternally broke:
 
DSP on the other hand is forced to do it because he's eternally broke
He also dug himself further in and made sure he had no other options than to stream. Everytime his pigroach luck gave him an opportunity to do anything else than streaming he said "NO".

He's forced to stream until he dies and the dents force him to only do gameplay streams.

Asmong on the other hand has enough charisma (tbh it's more his eyebrows carrying him) to stream whatever he wants. I'd argue him doing only reactions is a bit retarded but at least he's free and has no audience that abandons him the moment he does something different

Even in term of happiness:
  • Penultimate roach would be Phil
  • Ultimate roach would be Asmongold
 
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nothing ever happens

I'm going to put on my bingo card that the moment he gets called out he'll pull the im getting ddosed shit again
Speaking of:
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