ROACH WARS: The DSP x Asmongold interview megathread - Roach King vs. King Pigroach

[Telemeter]

Fuck, this is boring.

It's just a pre-stream with occasional comments by Asmond.

Really a waste of time, but hat's Phil's entire brand.

 

[RougeRed]

I hope Asmon does show him how to kill the detractor channels. Can't wait to see what happens if you kick that support from under him. Asmon might actually for real kill DSP's channel forever.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

"Back then, I was an asshole"

Think again, Phil

edit: I like the idea of making Phil explain the hat goal to thousands of people, very classy in my opinion

 

[FormerPro]

There's nothing more embarrassing to Phil than getting him to explain to the general public what he does for a living.

 

[Comma]

"The vest streak was just a silly thing we did with the viewers."

Just a silly thing. A thing he lost his fucking shit over every time the goal wasn't reached or wasn't hit fast enough, which is dozens and dozens of times. Fucking lying snake.

 

[Telemeter]

Looks like Asmond got a little tired of the pre-stream and is now just making Phil look stupid with one line comments.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Looks like Asmond got a little tired of the pre-stream and is now just making Phil look stupid with one line comments.

He is getting annoyed by his monologue, it's fucking funny

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Asmon fucking hates this faggot. Rightfully so. Just tell him he's a faggot and move on

 

[dustnight]

Asmon fucking hates this faggot. Rightfully so. Just tell him he's a faggot and move on

He probably would eventually if he wasn't on Twitch.

 

[4090 Chad]

Asmongold asking if Phil if he played weeb waifu mobile games

He’s a faggot Asmon, anime titties are grotesque to Phil.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Asmon fucking hates this faggot. Rightfully so. Just tell him he's a faggot and move on

Let the man farm.

 

[Comma]

"Why would I talk publicly about my mobile game spending on my streams? They have nothing to do with each other."

Yeah, except you have been begging for money and crying poor for years on said streams, WHILE dumping thousands of dollars on said games.

 

[Telemeter]

Asmon fucking hates this faggot. Rightfully so. Just tell him he's a faggot and move on

I think Asmond now reached the point where every human who interacts with Phil realizes Phil is lying about everything and just wants to extract whatever value he can from him.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

"I've never seen you happier than when you were playing WWE Champions"

Truth nuke

 

[shekelshoah666]

"How often do you think you beg each day?" "Uh what do you mean by that?"

 

[smug comporon]

This is just a shit version of the Steve interview.

 

[TulpaTownW]

so, how often do you ask for money?
"what do you mean how many times per hour, or a percentage of the total stream" - lol phil knows about the pie graph where it was like 30% begging

 

[Comma]

Asmongold really understands that DSP is his own worst enemy. These questions like "Why do people dislike you?" and "How often do you draw attention to the fact that people can give you money?" are pretty smart, because his answers are either evading or straight-up bullshit, both of which come down to DSP embarrassing himself.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

"If you are doing really well, why are you begging?" Sir Gold in going for the kill.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This is just a shit version of the Steve interview.

Reminder the first 30-45 minutes of the Steve interview was Steve buttering him up