Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob shouldn't be such a racist as there are quite a few black people I know that do those precise things at least online and isn't some fantasy. I seriously believe Blob believes that all black people do all day is eat fried chicken, play basketball, and talk about my diaspora.

You have it wrong. Bob’s never given a moments thought to what Black People actually do all day. He neither knows nor cares a single thing about their lives, their needs, who they actually are. He’s a typical Northeast Coastal Progressive. He constantly virtue signals for a group that he has no actual contact or experience with. Demanding of the world that he knows what best for this group. And we’re all racist for not doing it his way.
 
That something made a lot of money doesn't make it a "cultural advancement". MCU is "cultural advancement" in the same way that Britney Spears is "musical advancement" and McDonald's is "culinary advancement".

I'm sick of the delusion of pop-culture dweebs.

The firearms trade makes enough money to be politically relevant. Would Bobby say that gun owners are advancing culture?
 
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How have we not made an exploitable of bob in this?
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Well, chipman. That's because you NEVER cared about comics in the first goddamn place. Or else you wouldn't have gotten most of the facts about some characters wrong. This is single handled one of the biggest amount of bullshit I have ever read from chipman. If you didn't care about the characters THEN WHY QUOTE STORIES THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ IN THE FIRST PLACE?


Why go as far as even shitting on the medium? You haven't read rebirth, you haven't seen any of the Marvel, or dc animated shows. Even yet you still have so many holes on your explanations when it comes to the marvel, or dc universe. Coulson was a movie exclusive character before he was introduced in the 616 universe. The films aren't the be all end of all of the super hero genre. And to think you actually believe that is laughable at best. The MCU has fucked up a lot of their stories to fit their continuity. When they could have been great stories on their own right. But you don't care since like you said "You're incapable of giving a shit about those."
 
That something made a lot of money doesn't make it a "cultural advancement". MCU is "cultural advancement" in the same way that Britney Spears is "musical advancement" and McDonald's is "culinary advancement".

Agreed, and the one thing about Black Panther that annoyed the hell out of me was the massive marketing push that tried to pass the film off as a cultural milestone when it was your typical capeshit film with slightly different trappings. Nothing about it was grassroots and all of it felt like cynical manipulation. I have a sneaking suspicion that Bob knows this, at least on an subconscious level, but is willing to go along with it because of pathetic desire to be seen on the "right side of history." I would find it had to believe that he does not know Spawn, Steel, and Blade predate BP by twenty years. He is such a corporate whore that he is gleefully willing stuff them down the memory hole for his masters.
 
Sperging about Marvel Comics.
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LMAO I knew he would get salty over the reboot.

I love the fact that he didn't see what's obsolete about the comic publishing practices when it was those evolved PoCs leading the books, now that the dudebro classic heroes are back, he spergs out.

Stay predictable, friendo.
 
LMAO I knew he would get salty over the reboot.

I love the fact that he didn't see what's obsolete about the comic publishing practices when it was those evolved PoCs leading the books, now that the dudebro classic heroes are back, he spergs out.

Stay predictable, friendo.
Wait, Marvel did a reboot?
 
Agreed, and the one thing about Black Panther that annoyed the hell out of me was the massive marketing push that tried to pass the film off as a cultural milestone when it was your typical capeshit film with slightly different trappings. Nothing about it was grassroots and all of it felt like cynical manipulation. I have a sneaking suspicion that Bob knows this, at least on an subconscious level, but is willing to go along with it because of pathetic desire to be seen on the "right side of history." I would find it had to believe that he does not know Spawn, Steel, and Blade predate BP by twenty years. He is such a corporate whore that he is gleefully willing stuff them down the memory hole for his masters.

The even sadder thing is they just cut and pasted that whole “cultural milestone” bs from Wonder Woman. Which means we will be inundated with it from every low tier idiot movie for the next 2 years. Michael Bays Ninja Turtles will now be pimped as a Cultural Milestone of some sort. (My bet is April is race swapped like they did in the new Cartoon and Splinter is Transgender. “Michael Bay! Putting the Trans in Transformers! Cause it don’t get more woke than that bitches!”
 
They announced yesterday that they will reboot/refresh the entire line-up of books, not sure if that will mean a full-on continuity reboot or not.

I'm leaning towards (yet) another relaunch. Marvel had a chance to reboot with the end of Secret Wars (2015), but were too afraid to pull the damn trigger.
 
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Starting in May. Apparently an “ All New, All Different” Writing Staff. Line is going back to basics. Not a sign of Squirrel Girl, America Chavez or Riri Williams to be seen on the marketing materials.
I knew Jane FosThor is getting killed off, that America Chavez was getting discontinued, and the whole Marvel Legacy thing, but I didn’t think they were going full reboot.
I expect more salty tears from Blob.
 
I'm leaning towards (yet) another relaunch. Marvel had a chance to reboot with the end of Secret Wars (2015), but were too afraid to pull the damn trigger.
Maybe it was for the best, a reboot in 2015 would have made Cebulski's job much harder.
 
Muh diaspora.
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Nigga, can you even get your sausage link fingers around the trigger?
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"WRONGTHINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
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Congratulations, that's neither of those things.
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Wow, his fans really are as delusional as he is.
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Starting in May. Apparently an “ All New, All Different” Writing Staff. Line is going back to basics. Not a sign of Squirrel Girl, America Chavez or Riri Williams to be seen on the marketing materials.
Despite that, Bob thinks that The Diversity Kids are iconic characters waiting to happen, and just need their own cartoon to prove it.
 
Muh diaspora.
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Nigga, can you even get your sausage link fingers around the trigger?
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"WRONGTHINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
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Congratulations, that's neither of those things.
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Wow, his fans really are as delusional as he is.
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Despite that, Bob thinks that The Diversity Kids are iconic characters waiting to happen, and just need their own cartoon to prove it.

All this REEEEEing and the thing that sticks out the most to me is Bob getting ready for his 1 pm nap.
 
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