Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Butta Face Lopez]

"This woman deserves people showing up to berate her at her house."

"Suggesting people do that to ME is a THREAT OF VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT!"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I would like to buy the Tony Beers a drink because he gets it.

 

[Mr. Duck]

The even sadder thing is they just cut and pasted that whole “cultural milestone” bs from Wonder Woman. Which means we will be inundated with it from every low tier idiot movie for the next 2 years. Michael Bays Ninja Turtles will now be pimped as a Cultural Milestone of some sort. (My bet is April is race swapped like they did in the new Cartoon and Splinter is Transgender. “Michael Bay! Putting the Trans in Transformers! Cause it don’t get more woke than that bitches!”

A bit fftopic:, but Michael Bay already tried to get into the "GIRL POWER" bandwagon last year with this trailer for Transformers 5:

It will only get worse from here, folks.

 

[The Nothingness]

A bit fftopic:, but Michael Bay already tried to get into the "GIRL POWER" bandwagon last year with this trailer for Transformers 5:

It will only get worse from here, folks.

Further fftopic: despite that trailer, the character did not have a major role

 

[HY 140]

>fantastic mario costume
this guy must be sucking his micro penis really hard or had severe brain damage

 

[Mola Ram]

>fantastic mario costume
this guy must be sucking his micro penis really hard or had severe brain damage

Someone is overlooking the pedoglasses.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Someone is overlooking the pedoglasses.

don't all people who have them overlook them?

 

[AnOminous]

He hates Airbnb because nobody would want to stay in his lair.

I don't think he knows that "BnB" doesn't stand for "Bob in basement."

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I don't think he knows that "BnB" doesn't stand for "Bob in basement."

Of course people don't want to stay in his lair. They might have children *shudder*

 

[CervixHammer]

It's a fantastic Mario costume

yeah, breathtaking. I mean, I'd never thought "how old is Princess Peach supposed to be, exactly?" until I saw Bob in that costume.

 

[BubbleButt]

I guess that's why you're the one living in a soggy basement, sleeping on a memory foam mattress on the floor, alone and forgotten.

 

[HY 140]

yeah, breathtaking. I mean, I'd never thought "how old is Princess Peach supposed to be, exactly?" until I saw Bob in that costume.
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"Free Nintendo Switches for all children!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, the last 1069 pages have shown him to be as upstanding as Mr. Rogers.

Because calling Conservatives Literal Nazis worked out so well last election.

...I got nothing.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob and several other Lolcows were featured on the newest Ray Gun Recap. I timestamped the vid to when Chris covers SJWs, which is when he gets into Bob's tweets.

 

[neonwhite900]

Careful what you say Bob. Someone might use those words on you at some point.

 

[cypocryphy]

I've probably asked this question before, but has anyone asked him why he has the sleep schedule of a security guard working a night shift? I wanna see his mental gymnastics about it.

Will he ever realize he probably has sleep apnea?

 

[Lensherr]

I'm not surprised that he doesn't care about the comics that the current glut of superhero movies is based on. It makes sense given his comments about how he loves the excessively self-aware bathos of the MCU: he's secretly embarrassed by this stuff and needs the movie to constantly reassure him "You're not a geek! You're not a geek! You're not a geek for liking this!" lest it take itself too seriously. He's really nothing more than a leech sucking off this cinematic trend for clicks and revenue, and is thus okay with the normiefication that occurs when transferring the Marvel universe on to the silver screen (granted, I got into Marvel comics through the movies as well, but I at least give the source material its due for inspiring them in the first place). This all makes sense when you look at how in the bigger picture, he seems to be okay with this happening with geek culture in general and resents those who wish to preserve these various IPs as "gatekeeping assholes" in order to curry favor with cool kids at the social justice table. Really, he's the Uncle Ruckus of geekdom if you ask me.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'm not surprised that he doesn't care about the comics that the current glut of superhero movies is based on. It makes sense given his comments about how he loves the excessively self-aware bathos of the MCU: he's secretly embarrassed by this stuff and needs the movie to constantly reassure him "You're not a geek! You're not a geek! You're not a geek for liking this!" lest it take itself too seriously. He's really nothing more than a leech sucking off this cinematic trend for clicks and revenue, and is thus okay with the normiefication that occurs when transferring the Marvel universe on to the silver screen (granted, I got into Marvel comics through the movies as well, but I at least give the source material its due for inspiring them in the first place). This all makes sense when you look at how in the bigger picture, he seems to be okay with this happening with geek culture in general and resents those who wish to preserve these various IPs as "gatekeeping assholes" in order to curry favor with cool kids at the social justice table. Really, he's the Uncle Ruckus of geekdom if you ask me.

I still love that time Nash and him were saying that you should be watching movies instead of reading because publishing is dominated by Nazis anyways and "you get more bang for your buck". Fucking alt-right neo-nazi goobergrapers reading their books and comics like literate people.

As I mentioned before, I really don't understand that when they're separate things. The MCU will never be Earth-616. The adaptation is in no way a replacement because there's more to Spider-Man than being Spider-Man.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I still love that time Nash and him were saying that you should be watching movies instead of reading because publishing is dominated by Nazis anyways and "you get more bang for your buck". Fucking alt-right neo-nazi goobergrapers reading their books and comics like literate people.

As I mentioned before, I really don't understand that when they're separate things. The MCU will never be Earth-616. The adaptation is in no way a replacement because there's more to Spider-Man than being Spider-Man.

They're not wrong, I'm a voracious reader and look at my username. /sneed

 

[LiquidKid]

...I got nothing.
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What does this even mean? I haven’t seen this “retrospective”(can a two movie franchise really have a retrospective) but there was nothing in Independence Day that made it anything other than a subpar summer action flick. Did Jeff Goldblum really have that big of an impact on the generation?