Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ZehnBoat]

For fuck's sake, the whole point of Twitter is "short, timely messages"

Blob, meanwhile, writes fucking manifestos in his Twitter because he is a True Genius Intellectual

EDIT:

I just realized something

>gets tremendously upset by trivial things
>considers himself to be mentally superior to others
>bases his worldview off video games and Hollywood movies from 20 years ago
>neckbeard
>convinced that the majority of people who don't share his views are brainwashed
>"the people are stupid and the government should keep them in line!"
>views his opponents as genetically inferior
>still believes in the "Great Men of History" bullshit
>believes in liberty unless someone hurts his feelings or something he doesn't like happens


As much as he'd hate to admit it, he acts a hell of a lot like an alt-righter.

horseshoe . jpeg

 

[Lensherr]

Oh boy, another somewhat fascist rant about "the people."

Spoiler: Mein Fuhrer Bob

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How many times has he regurgitated this same rant like it doesn't in any way apply to his stupid, fat ass?

Somebody's been reading a lot of Thomas Hobbes.

 

[AnOminous]

Somebody's been reading a lot of Thomas Hobbes.

He's too dumb to read Hobbes. It's trickle down philosophy at best. The "average man" isn't actually a moron, or at least not in the sense it's common to say. People are, actually, more or less competent to protect their day to day interests. People who can't (like Bob himself) are below average.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Somebody's been reading a lot of Thomas Hobbes.

Realistically, I don't see Bob reading the authors like Hobbes.

Hell, I'm almost certain he doesn't even read his own tweets or "review" scripts.

 

[muina]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/773680611949240320

Bob's mostly just sperging about trump recentley

 

[The Nothingness]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/773680611949240320

Bob's mostly just sperging about trump recentley

I take it's SSDD. What else is new?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/773680611949240320

Bob's mostly just sperging about trump recentley

Seems like a fair grip of potential cows responding to him.

 

[Positron]

"Media is PATHOLOGICALLY obsessed with pretending that there's more than one reasonable choice in modern U.S. politics. Idiots."

I know, I know. "In Bob We Trust" isn't it?
Really, if the choice of candidates were down to Hillary Rodham and Bob Chipman, the choice would be a headache indeed.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"Media is PATHOLOGICALLY obsessed with pretending that there's more than one reasonable choice in modern U.S. politics. Idiots."

I know, I know. "In Bob We Trust" isn't it?
Really, if the choice of candidates were down to Hillary Rodham and Bob Chipman, the choice would be a headache indeed.

No it wouldn't, Bob would pop a heart attack day 1 and we'd end up with his running mate, who would probably also pop a heart attack and we'd be left with someone who might be reasonable.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob must be thrilled at Hillary's comment that half of Trump supporters are in "the basket of deplorables".

 

[Bungleboy]

How is he becoming even more like Ignatius Reilly? All he needs is a job selling hot dogs and he'd be a 1 to 1

 

[Foltest]

How is he becoming even more like Ignatius Reilly? All he needs is a job selling hot dogs and he'd be a 1 to 1

He need to also fight with a plastic sword...... oh wait.

nevermind

 

[Count groudon]

He need to also fight with a plastic sword...... oh wait.

nevermind

And here we see Mr Chipman preparing to face off against the infamous McDonalds shinobi to get revenge for leading him down the path that resulted in his debilitating diabetes and ample Chins.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

And here we see Mr Chipman preparing to face off against the infamous McDonalds shinobi to get revenge for leading him down the path that resulted in his debilitating diabetes and ample Chins.

Bob fell down before the shinobi even lifted his arm.

 

[Gordon Cole]

English is speak becoming hardness for Bob:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

English is speak becoming hardness for Bob:
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Is he drunk?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is he drunk?

Was he sober?

 

[AdJack]

Is he drunk?

Has Bob Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

 

[StarvingAutist]

English is speak becoming hardness for Bob:
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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

No, wait, I think he might actually be having a stroke.

 

[Absolutego]

Is he drunk?

Worse, he's triggered.