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Bob's dying brain is more likely to explode in a barrage of cholestrol, low-density lipoproteins, and ketone bodies.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Man, what the fuck is he even saying?
"performing highest service purpose"
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So we should vote for Rodham because she and her business partner husband hold ridiculously long grudges?
And so unless journos tar Trump with all their might, they can look forward to Rodham's bitch wrath when she's in power? You know the Chinese communist party has a term for it : "settling accounts after autumn".
And so unless journos tar Trump with all their might, they can look forward to Rodham's bitch wrath when she's in power? You know the Chinese communist party has a term for it : "settling accounts after autumn".
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Wait, he wants journalists to vote Hillary precisely *because* she and Bill harbor Nixonian-level grudges against the free press?
Bobbo is grasping at straws at this point, those new polls must be getting severely under his skin.
Bobbo is grasping at straws at this point, those new polls must be getting severely under his skin.
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"I would squeal and cry like a baby unless Mommy Rodham wins".
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Well, on the "broken English" scale, Chipman falls somewhere between "Dell Customer Service" and "Love You Long Time."
What is his job again? Writer at ScreenRant?
Oh....
What is his job again? Writer at ScreenRant?
Oh....
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Tweet 1: "Many journalists are afraid of being punished for 'misbehaving' during Monica Lewinsky, when Hillary takes the seat."
Tweet 2: "The Clintons are going to abuse their power to punish the journalists."
Tweet 3: "Were you mean to the Clintons? BEWEAR"
Tweet 4: "Any journalist who is anti-Trump is not guilty of wrongthink and will not be punished next term."
Tweet 2: "The Clintons are going to abuse their power to punish the journalists."
Tweet 3: "Were you mean to the Clintons? BEWEAR"
Tweet 4: "Any journalist who is anti-Trump is not guilty of wrongthink and will not be punished next term."
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Well, it's 9/11. I wonder what Super Mario Bros 3 themed tribute we'll get.
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Journalists should attempt to influence voters against Trump, which is a noble thing to do. Meanwhile, anyone who ever said anything bad about Hillary or her husband is totally gonna get it once she's in the White House. This childhood schoolyard mentality is very appealing to Bob, since he has no way of retaliating against anyone who tells the truth about him, so he vicariously lives through his political idol.
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I know that bob is an imbecile, but good god, he is writing like an autist. It is so badly written, so insane and lacking ever ounce of common sense.
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Not sure what I'd enjoy more, Bobs initial chimp out over Trump winning or the 4 year excuse fest which will entail because hillary's going to be a really bad president.
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Upon hearing of Trump's win, Blobert suffers a panic attack and lives his remaining years in a diabetic coma.
Within days of this development, a recount gives the race to Hillary. Word of this development will not reach Blobert until three years later, when Hillary's finally impeached for bathing in the blood of the men Michael Jackson molested as children.
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Much as I dislike Trump and his obnoxious uber-fans, the saltfest that would result from a victory would definitely be worth it, and he'd at least be somewhat amusing as opposed to Hillary who's just a humourless cow. The only good thing that could come out of a Hillary Presidency is that it makes the idea of a Patriarchy even less credible (not that that'll stop the SJWs from claiming there's one of course).
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The best thing that can happen for the farms is a trump victory.
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If that happened, you'd be able to see the salt from outer space.
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it'd be interesting, I recall the sperg tends to get shift depending on what side is political ascendancy . During the Bush administration the right went full retard making excuses for the inept Reagan clone and supporting his terrible decisions. After the initial buzz the farm may experience a shift in who we're mocking as familiarity with the sort of people who think Trump is going to be a good leader and their 'interesting; worldviews start actually influencing the world.
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I think Bob's trying to be political, but I can't tell due to the shitty writing.
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This is Bob attempting to be insightful and trying to show he really has a neutral point of view (after getting fucking BTFOd the past month in his video comments) even though he has no opinion other than the one his SJW circle shovels into his gigantic asshole.
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