Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mola Ram said:
Oh, you mean the game Bob never played and displayed absolutely no understanding of, even though it's a pretty good approximation of a superior future?
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It is. For one, there are no fat people in the Mass Effect future. People that aren't in shape get left on the trash planets. The Volus don't count.
 
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That's not what eugenicism means, Bob.
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"It's okay cause I live in a basement apartment, nerds!"
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The Shadow said:
It is. For one, there are no fat people in the Mass Effect future. People that aren't in shape get left on the trash planets. The Volus don't count.
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I don't know, I think bob could do a pretty awesome Volus cosplay.
He has the fat rolls, the respirator is just a matter of time.
 
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For a perosn who claims he is world open, Bob is in my opinion the closest to a nationalist I have ever seen. I mean, the way how he insists it should be America leading the world in the superior future, thefact he only consumes primarily entertainment culture from the west, his constant insistency that the Japanese are in some form inferior to westerns and only good for giving us cute videogames...
If he found a tent big enough, Bob would fucking join the KKK.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Oh, you mean the game Bob never played and displayed absolutely no understanding of, even though it's a pretty good approximation of a superior future?
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The mass effect thing is probably the first time Bobs flaws as a critic came to light, the mass effect ending really highlights the disconect between Bob and nerd culture, intellectual lazyness and total inability to emphathize perspectives he doesnt hold. The ending could have concluded in us finding out the Jews controlled the Reapers as far as Bob knows but as far as he's concearned the audience can go fuck themselves because the artist in infallable.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
That's not what eugenicism means, Bob.


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Shitting on the poor and vulnrable should be a free fucking hit for the left but somehow Baaaaab fucked it up
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
For a perosn who claims he is world open, Bob is in my opinion the closest to a nationalist I have ever seen. I mean, the way how he insists it should be America leading the world in the superior future, thefact he only consumes primarily entertainment culture from the west, his constant insistency that the Japanese are in some form inferior to westerns and only good for giving us cute videogames...
If he found a tent big enough, Bob would fucking join the KKK.
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Isn’t it remarkable how many of the vilest shrieking opinionated lunatics seem to in fact be the exact things they are shrieking against. It’s almost like they see the evil in themselves. But then assume that they are normal, so everyone must be the same. Therefore they must correct everyone. It’s a massive exercise in projection. Bob is the same as the Evangelical Preacher railing against the sins of homosexuality because he’s secretly gay and assumes everyone else shares his sins. Or the number of male feminist predatory sex pests. Except remarkably Blob’s sin isn’t of such pedestrian flesh. He’s an honest to god sociopathic Nazi.
 
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Since its Tax Day, does anyone know if Bob has to still pay taxes even on "hipster warfare" or not? Does his mother pay his taxes for him, since he still lives in his mother's basement at the age of thirty seven?
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Since its Tax Day, does anyone know if Bob has to still pay taxes even on "hipster warfare" or not? Does his mother pay his taxes for him, since he still lives in his mother's basement at the age of thirty seven?
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Yes, he has to pay taxes on his hipster welfare. Not only that, but it's considered self-employment income. That means that not only are you responsible for paying the taxes that would normally come out of your paycheck if you were an employee, but the employer's share as well... this works out to a third (or more) of your income, which you usually have to pay in quarterly installments. And while you can claim business expenses to reduce your liability, the IRS takes a very dim view of exaggeration and trying too hard is a great way to end up getting the financial equivalent of a brisk anal rogering from a friendly auditor.

What do you think the chances are that Bob just ignores taxes entirely and does none of this?
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
So I was on Facebook and a Walmart ad came up in my feed. Apparently it's for Bob's cereal of choice.
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If so, then he would probably slam it down his fat throat. Judging by his food choices, I think he has two meals a day, which are.
  1. Kellogg's Super Mario Cereal and two donuts for breakfast.
  2. Two Big Macs for Lunch.
  3. McNuggets for Dinner.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
If so, then he would probably slam it down his fat throat. Judging by his food choices, I think he has two meals a day, which are.
  1. Kellogg's Super Mario Cereal and two donuts for breakfast.
  2. Two Big Macs for Lunch.
  3. McNuggets for Dinner.
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How many McNuggets? Bob is at least 300 lbs and would have to consume a significant amount of calories just to maintain that. Can he do it with just those few meals?
 
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