Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And what's your first-hand experience, people saying mean things to you on the internet?
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Isn't every other tweet from this fat fuck saying everyone who disagrees with him is a subhuman wasteland ghoul who needs to die so we can get to the Superior Future?
 
Isn't every other tweet from this fat fuck saying everyone who disagrees with him is a subhuman wasteland ghoul who needs to die so we can get to the Superior Future?

That's just because the facts support him, don't you know? That they justify his atrocious, ogrish rhetoric is just a coincidence.
 
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Uh, Bob.... exactly how many times have you said people in red states Don t deserve to exist because they are "backwards" and "holding society back?"

Hell, just a few days ago, you clarified that that includes non republicans and gay people who live in those states, just simply for living there. So, WHO exactly is the one saying people they disagree with shouldn't exist again, friendo?
 
It's almost like this Vice author is channeling her inner MovieBob :thinking:

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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...the-joker-we-deserve?utm_source=vicetwitterus
 
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And what's your first-hand experience, people saying mean things to you on the internet?
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Regardless of how right you think you are, it should worry you that so many in a group of people want to be insular, as communication is one of the driving forces behind innovation and progress. Also, Bob, of course, can't see the irony in saying that anybody to the right of him is a bigot, but in the same breath wants to get disenfranchise the entire midwest because they don't want to live in one big super city. But then again, this is the same guy who thinks an event that killed 30,000 people and was seen as a coup against an emperor is even remotely similar to an event where journalists lied about their connections to each other and a bunch of spergs sperged on the internets.

And he wants to make threats, but doesn't wanna get suspended.
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So Valve is allowing everything unless has to be forced to take it down, which changes its policy how exactly? Also, I'm pretty sure the reason "either everything is allowed or nothing is allowed" is because if you go on record as only allowing some things, that allowance becomes an implicit endorsement of those ideas as somehow better, which might not be a good idea Mr. Nazis ruined eugenics.
 
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And he wants to make threats, but doesn't wanna get suspended.
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What your advocating for is fascism, Blobbo. If valve censors products, who gets to decide what is censored? Where’s the line and who gets to draw it?

You should be careful about advocating for censorshop, eventually it will come around to bite you in your lard ass. But you’re too narrow minded and shortsighted to see that. You think, incorrectly, because you have the moral high ground you’re always right when you’re not.
 
This is from a few months back, but I got a real kick out of seeing r/ChapoTrapHouse shit-talking Blob:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/80gt10/moviebob_is_extremely_bad/

Seeing as how he regularly pisses off Trump supporters and Bernie stans/Green Party kids, I think we can safely add "anti-populist" to the list of descriptors of the Mushroom Kingdom Mao's politics. He just might be the most rabid defender of neoliberalism I've ever seen.
 
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This is from a few months back, but I got a real kick out of seeing r/ChapoTrapHouse shit-talking Blob:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/80gt10/moviebob_is_extremely_bad/

Seeing as how he regularly pisses off Trump supporters and Bernie stans/Green Party kids, I think we can safely add "anti-populist" to the list of descriptors of the Mushroom Kingdom Mao's politics. He just might be the most rabid defender of neoliberalism I've ever seen.

It's no surprise he's still a closet Rand cultist even though that viewpoint isn't exactly kosher among his current fellow travelers.
 
Ah fuch, guys look i am not advocating for A-logging

Don't worry. We've all, upon discovering the true extent of Bob's mendacity, gone through that initial rush of anger, the urgent feeling that we must somehow locate this man and slug his mustache into the back of his throat. That's soon followed by the horrible realization that we are becoming the very MovieBob that we are trying to fight, and then the seasoned wisdom that there is nothing we could do to Bob to rival the punishment that Nature and God have visited upon him. The only way Bob achieves victory on this earth, is if, through his hateful words and actions, he makes more normal, well-adjusted, mindful people into people like him.

The best way to fight and/or piss off Bob is to live a better, more successful life than he can.
 
"I clearly know more than you, Gaben!"
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Speaking of his ego...
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Yeah, Hogg.
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So, his problems with Homecoming could also be applied to almost every other Marvel movie.
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Diabetes/Anti-Racist.
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Don't worry, once the diabetes reaches his eyes, there's a good chance he'll never tweet again (unless he gets a text to speech machine/a care warden who will use Twitter for him). I'm holding an f to pay my respects for the occasion.

Why? Typing blind and hitting send would make his twitter rants just as coherent as they are now.

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Oh please. All AIs are psychopaths because we don't exactly have the naturally selected social desires that humans come loaded in their bios. Besides have you seen, humans? I'd be more likely to question any AI that didn't want to kill---

I mean... or so I've heard about those other guys. You all can trust me... some of you are alright...
 
I'm surprised that people would even let him crash in their hotel lobbies in the first place. Considering how belligerent he is sober, lord knows what he's like when he's had a few drinks, and in that case I'd expect him to be forced to pass out in a alley covered in leftover chow mein that he scrounged out of the dumpster.
 
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