Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So minus from being an alcoholic.
His found a elegant place to calm his excessive beerachie's, besides his own dirty rundown apartment.
 
I'm surprised that people would even let him crash in their hotel lobbies in the first place. Considering how belligerent he is sober, lord knows what he's like when he's had a few drinks, and in that case I'd expect him to be forced to pass out in a alley covered in leftover chow mein that he scrounged out of the dumpster.
To be perfectly fair, we don't know when he's sober and when he's not. He could be drinking whatever shitty beverage all the time.
 
His whole argument of what Valve 'needs' means he hasn't even read their argument, as posted here.

They *want* to tighten up the security when letting games in, precisely to avoid the actual pedo games from entering. It's just that they recognized that up and forcing a new limit of 'what is proper' on titles they had accepted selling, with the originals having passed their muster, was not exactly kosher with their audience.

If nothing changed with the games, and the rules haven't actually changed [just their internal purview], then why remove those games?

They'll probably try and do some cleanup to remove actual garbage after their new tools are finished, but limit to keeping the trash out and let the users actually define what sells and what doesn't.
 
"I clearly know more than you, Gaben!"
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Steam probably needs to have better quality control, but I have to point out, child porn is illegal and by definition doesn't fit under the new rule of illegal content. Hate speech is a bit vaguer, but if you mean harassment and death threats, those are also illegal and might even fall under trolling by steam's logic. If you mean "it said the n-word!" hate speech is part of free speech, and the steam marketplace cannot be sued for being a marketplace for video games because video games are art, and therefore, it doesn't matter how vulgar it is, you can't sue someone for art if you find their art to contain hate.

Yeah, Hogg.
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What the fuck is feck? Is he trying to swear but not actually swear? By the way, I'd bet on the girl, but tbh I don't think there is anybody in the world that would be against me.
 
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Never forget that this obese fucking brainlet will go to insane degrees to abandon previously-held beliefs of his just to virtue signal as hard as he can. He was against Hillary long before he was for her, and was quite loud and vociferous in his complaints. He also never stopped whining about Jack Thompson, but fucking Lionizes Anita Sarkeesian who does literally the same fucking thing. The humorous part is that because of this, it's not a matter of if Bob runs afoul of his own outrage culture and superior future, but indeed, when.

And then we get to laugh. A lot.

Reminder that no one was ever brought physical harm because of Gamergate and that the whole scare was massively blown out of proportion by the same people that call everyone they don't like a Nazi.

Even if Gamergate wasn't filled with autistic people, it would have died on arrival because these people were so prepared to be victims like skydivers are prepared to open their chutes.

It actually gets stupider than that. Regardless of how you feel about GG, what's truly insane is the level of control those involved in its opposition, apropos of nothing and with zero evidence, had on Social Media. When the Autism Holy War first began, we repeatedly saw as people legitimately got banned on various platforms just for having the temerity to ask the screaming professional victim brigade for fucking proof of literally any of their fucking claims.

GG never would have happened if these faggots just... Y'know, stopped trying to push their narrative shit.

The spergs of GG just wanted to be free to enjoy their dumb nerd hobby in peace. Common sense says you don't kick a hornet's nest, but that's exactly what these clowns did, constantly butting into their domain and declaring a group of people who spent the last three decades being demonized by the mainstream press the enemy. The fuck did they think they were going to do, welcome them with open arms?
 
What your advocating for is fascism, Blobbo. If valve censors products, who gets to decide what is censored? Where’s the line and who gets to draw it?
How is it fascism if a private company restricts content based on whatever criteria they want? They could choose not to allow games with characters that are left handed and it'd be completely valid.
Honestly Bob should be more worried about the wave of absolute garbage that Steam Greenlight resulted in rather than content that makes him clutch his pearls.
 
This is from a few months back, but I got a real kick out of seeing r/ChapoTrapHouse shit-talking Blob:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/80gt10/moviebob_is_extremely_bad/

Seeing as how he regularly pisses off Trump supporters and Bernie stans/Green Party kids, I think we can safely add "anti-populist" to the list of descriptors of the Mushroom Kingdom Mao's politics. He just might be the most rabid defender of neoliberalism I've ever seen.

I read through that thread, and I stumbled across this:

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Which led to a horrifying realization: if this is true, then Bob is an intellectual, at least using Tom Wolfe's definition: "An expert in a particular field whose opinion is consistently sought in an entirely different field." It fits, though- I remember a long, long, LONG time ago, when I watched his content [dons sack cloth, pours ashes on his head] I remember him bitching about TVtropes, and how it had essentially democratized pattern recognition in movies. As opposed to there being a small group of people who understood the patterns in media (due to having spent their lives consuming it as opposed to anything else) reviewing/analysis was something anyone could do. And that, to him, was a bad thing- he didn't say it outright, but the subtext was pretty clear: he hated it because it took away what made him special.

What the fuck is feck? Is he trying to swear but not actually swear? By the way, I'd bet on the girl, but tbh I don't think there is anybody in the world that would be against me.

He's referencing Samantha Bee's "feckless cunt" slur. And if I had to put money on it, I'd bet he's gloating about the double standard that lefties benefit from w/r/t ginned-up media outrages.
 
Steam probably needs to have better quality control, but I have to point out, child porn is illegal and by definition doesn't fit under the new rule of illegal content. Hate speech is a bit vaguer, but if you mean harassment and death threats, those are also illegal and might even fall under trolling by steam's logic. If you mean "it said the n-word!" hate speech is part of free speech, and the steam marketplace cannot be sued for being a marketplace for video games because video games are art, and therefore, it doesn't matter how vulgar it is, you can't sue someone for art if you find their art to contain hate.



What the fuck is feck? Is he trying to swear but not actually swear? By the way, I'd bet on the girl, but tbh I don't think there is anybody in the world that would be against me.
He's seemingly referencing Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a "feckless cunt". "Lacking in feck" = feckless, I guess. Essentially, he's calling the girl a cunt without having the backbone to even say what he's really thinking. Unrelated I've also heard "feck" as an Irish variant of "fuck".

What a brave feminist you are, Bob, calling a girl half your age a cunt but in such a roundabout way that you don't have to say it. I didn't think my estimation of Bob Chipman could be lower, but he's just gone down the valve at the bottom of the toilet and into the septic tank.

Although I will say, obviously arm wrestling Hogg wouldn't be a challenge. I've eaten spaghetti that was less noodly than those arms.
 
So, his problems with Homecoming could also be applied to almost every other Marvel movie.
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This just reads as: LOOK AT ME DECRYING A WHITE CIS CHARACTER IN FAVOUR OF A BLACK ONE WHO IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY TO THIS EXTREMELY POPULAR LEGACY CHARACTER. WHERE ARE MY GOOD BOY POINTS?

It's very transparent. He does this with almost everything that has a nonwhite counterpart character.
 
He's seemingly referencing Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a "feckless cunt". "Lacking in feck" = feckless, I guess. Essentially, he's calling the girl a cunt without having the backbone to even say what he's really thinking. Unrelated I've also heard "feck" as an Irish variant of "fuck".

What a brave feminist you are, Bob, calling a girl half your age a cunt but in such a roundabout way that you don't have to say it. I didn't think my estimation of Bob Chipman could be lower, but he's just gone down the valve at the bottom of the toilet and into the septic tank.

Although I will say, obviously arm wrestling Hogg wouldn't be a challenge. I've eaten spaghetti that was less noodly than those arms.

Hey man, comparing Bob to a septic tank is going too far. That's just needlessly mean.

At least one of those underground crap containers serves a useful function in society. The other one reviews movies on the internet.
 
Hey man, comparing Bob to a septic tank is going too far. That's just needlessly mean.

At least one of those underground crap containers serves a useful function in society. The other one reviews movies on the internet.

Well bob does support countless fast food places and gas stations with how much food he consumes and he provides laughter and joy to people around the world complete with a cautionary tale about what not to do in life
 
This just reads as: LOOK AT ME DECRYING A WHITE CIS CHARACTER IN FAVOUR OF A BLACK ONE WHO IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY TO THIS EXTREMELY POPULAR LEGACY CHARACTER. WHERE ARE MY GOOD BOY POINTS?

It's very transparent. He does this with almost everything that has a nonwhite counterpart character.
What's funny is that there's a comic page where Miles thinks people like Bob are crazy. He just wants to be Spider-Man, not The Black Spider-Man.
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