Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sheryl Nome]

God I started off wanting to scream who the hell cares but of course bob makes it about the people he hates because he is a loathsome pimple whose only emotion is hate, i'm not sure why i expected otherwise

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's not how you spell Maddox.

How bad is he compared to Bob and Dobson?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How bad is he compared to Bob and Dobson?

He tried to sue someone for millions and lost. Went from Internet's first asshole to run of the mill social justice twat.

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How to make your own NES/SNES classic for less than the real deal:
1. Buy a micro computer
2. Get Lakka, RetroPie, or Retrocal to install on said microcomputer
3. Use a 3D Printer to print out the NES/SNES shell.
4. Fuck you, you got a homemade NES/SNES classic with your OS of choice and thousands and thousands of games on it, along with being more powerful than the hardware used in the NES/SNES classic.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hope for what? Making it 1988 again? At least if it becomes 88 again then I won't be here to see Bob try to rationalize what place the Reagan years has in "The Superior Future".

I wished I was in 1988 so I could see Bob in the eighties sperg about how evil Bush 41 was and how Michael Dukakis would lead us to the superior future.

I would also see him sperg about finding and funding a cure to AIDS being more important in the election than the economy since AIDS was the ultimate death sentence for people back in the 80s.

 

[elder god]

James Gunn isn't coming back, get the fuck over it.
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I wanna say it was yet another argument with that Doriangray/Twink Peaks user. But yeah, it really wouldn't surprise me that he said that.

It’s funny how his problem isn’t that she’s racist, it’s that she might not follow the narrative.

Predator sperging and more terrible ideas.

Yes bob it would be hilarious, for a 3 minute comedy skit, which is where it belongs. It would be fucking disastrous for a movie where you are meant to take them seriously. Bob, not everything needs to be smugly self aware of how stupid it is, please learn to appreciate things without self awareness you sentient lobotomy.

I love how he thinks actual children are buying this instead of manchildren.

Wow, so a cheaper item that had limited release before has more sales vs 3 consoles 2 of which have been out for over 3 years?!?!?! Amazing! No wait it’s that other thing, completely expected

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I love how he thinks actual children are buying this instead of manchildren.
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For someone who bitches about others "living in the past" and "not evolving to be apart of the superior future", he sure does hate the fact that a video game company he liked as a kid isn't the dominant force in the video game industry it used to be.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Says the king of tedious projects.
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You know, I bet Bob would be totally on board with that Animal Farm film if he could find a way to mash it up with some 1980's era kid's franchise. Why not a remake of Animal Farm starring the My Little Pony cast? The movie could start out with humans running the Pony Farm, then the Ponies rise up and run them off and try to install their own government. One pony, a fat orange one with a golden mane called Trumpolean seizes power after promising to "Make Equestria Great Again." Trumpolean begins a long campaign of pony oppression, and by the end of the movie is wearing a dark suit and red tie to show that he is every bit as corrupt as the humans who ruled before. The ponies, fed up with his evil, rise up and depose Trumpolean and decide to rule the farm under a big rainbow banner of diversity and acceptance.

Throw in some literal Mayonnaise Ghouls as Trumpolean's underlings and I think we've got the cartoon smash hit of the season!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

For someone who bitches about others "living in the past" and "not evolving to be apart of the superior future", he sure does hate the fact that a video game company he liked as a kid isn't the dominant force in the video game industry it used to be.

Neither is Mario as well.

 

[Red Hood]

This James Gunn sperging is going to look even more hilarious in retrospect when Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 comes out and it makes just as much money as any other Marvel movie, with no perceptible dip in quality. Bob hasn't grasped that no Marvel director is irreplaceable -- these movies are just a product. GotG3 only goes down the shitter if the whole project is tanking by that point (and if that's the case, Gunn's presence wouldn't have made a lick of difference).

The thing internet critics don't seem to realize is that the director is superfluous to the Marvel brand. The normie audience could give a shit, as long as that person doesn't make a negative public spectacle of themselves.

What sells is the Marvel brand of entertainment.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I wished I was in 1988 so I could see Bob in the eighties sperg about how evil Bush 41 was and how Michael Dukakis would lead us to the superior future.

Neither is Mario as well.

If we are going to be realistic, a seven-year-old Bob would not give a shit about politics. I would tell him that Nintendo went out of business in 1999 and that no one in 2018 knows who Mario is. Just to see L'il Bob have a meltdown.

 

[Flexo]

You know, I bet Bob would be totally on board with that Animal Farm film if he could find a way to mash it up with some 1980's era kid's franchise. Why not a remake of Animal Farm starring the My Little Pony cast? The movie could start out with humans running the Pony Farm, then the Ponies rise up and run them off and try to install their own government. One pony, a fat orange one with a golden mane called Trumpolean seizes power after promising to "Make Equestria Great Again." Trumpolean begins a long campaign of pony oppression, and by the end of the movie is wearing a dark suit and red tie to show that he is every bit as corrupt as the humans who ruled before. The ponies, fed up with his evil, rise up and depose Trumpolean and decide to rule the farm under a big rainbow banner of diversity and acceptance.

Throw in some literal Mayonnaise Ghouls as Trumpolean's underlings and I think we've got the cartoon smash hit of the season!

I'm rating you :autism: but I mean it as a :autism: because damn - that was spot on. And horrifying in how easily I could see someone doing it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If we are going to be realistic, a seven-year-old Bob would not give a shit about politics. I would tell him that Nintendo went out of business in 1999 and that no one in 2018 knows who Mario is. Just to see L'il Bob have a meltdown.

If Bob just stuck to talking about things that are legitimately non-consequential, he would not be the cow he is today. The things he says can be the stupidest things ever said, but they wouldn't draw the attention and scorn that Bob has earned by throwing his hat into the political arena.

 

[Red Hood]

Yeah, but he still occasionally gets close to pussy. Bob and Dob haven’t even seen a vagina in person.

Except when they look in the mirror.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The thing internet critics don't seem to realize is that the director is superfluous to the Marvel brand. The normie audience could give a shit, as long as that person doesn't make a negative public spectacle of themselves.

What sells is the Marvel brand of entertainment.

I mean, Bob is the same guy who defends nu-Marvel Comics and doesn't get why people would be upset with fucking up classic characters for "Diverse" replacements. He knows all about losing it over seeing a "MARVEL" logo.

 

[BR55]

Oh I picked a good time to get back into Bob's thread. This #RehireJamesGunn sperging is positively divine.
He hasn't been this pissed since 2016.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Says the man who thinks FPS games caused 9/11 and that Modern Warfare was the reason why he was shitcanned.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Oh I picked a good time to get into Bob's thread. This #RehireJamesGunn sperging is positively divine.
He hasn't been this pissed since 2016.

Who are we kidding? Bob is always pissed off. Just last month he was having a massive meltdown when the entire "separating children at the border" saga happened. The James Gunn issue is just the latest controversy for him to sperg about. The only thing that is changing is his anger levels. He's becoming more unhinged, enraged and unstable with each passing controversy that grabs that internets attention.

If you want to know why Bob is in such poor health, it's because he's in a constant state of being pissed off and angry. The guy is just a giant ball of rage that can never be happy or let things go. Combine that with him not taking care of himself in other ways, it's a miracle that he hasn't had a heart attack yet.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Predator sperging.

Wait, does he want to fuck the Predator? I'm confused.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Who are we kidding? Bob is always pissed off. Just last month he was having a massive meltdown when the entire "separating children at the border" saga happened. The James Gunn issue is just the latest controversy for him to sperg about. The only thing that is changing is his anger levels. He's becoming more unhinged, enraged and unstable with each passing controversy that grabs that internets attention.

If you want to know why Bob is in such poor health, it's because he's in a constant state of being pissed off and angry. The guy is just a giant ball of rage that can never be happy or let things go. Combine that with him not taking care of himself in other ways, it's a miracle that he hasn't had a heart attack yet.

There is some comfort in the idea that more than likely Bob's last moments on Earth will be sperging about something 99% of the world doesn't give a shit about and he'll probably drop dead of a heart attack or aneurysm before he can even finish his last tweet essentially getting metaphoric blue balls.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I mean, Bob is the same guy who defends nu-Marvel Comics and doesn't get why people would be upset with fucking up classic characters for "Diverse" replacements. He knows all about losing it over seeing a "MARVEL" logo.

Hell, I have a hard time believing that Bob is a true Marvel fan. He strikes me as someone who jumps onto a trend and acts like a fanatic, but the truth is that he has only a superficial knowledge of the characters outside of what the MCU. The only reason why he shills so hard for characters like Ms. Marvel or Miles Morales is because they align with his own opinions on diversity and not because he actually likes them.

To fans who have loved Marvel Comics for decades, he's a fucking poser.