Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

Well that's also very true lol. But what I was trying to argue that all the Trump supporters I seen on twitter and in public are more mature and inclusive than Bob.

Fair enough, but even Shaun, a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who's said he'd kill Richard Spencer if given the chance has told Bob to knock it off with his rhetoric.

 

[Mola Ram]

Fair enough, but even Shaun, a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who's said he'd kill Richard Spencer if given the chance has told Bob to knock it off with his rhetoric.

Maybe we've got Bob all wrong. Maybe he's not a Nazi at all. Maybe he's more like the Japanese officers who were responsible for the Rape of Nanking -- the guys who were so repulsive the Nazis told them to knock it off and even spirited people out of the province.

It would satisfy his Asian fetish, at least.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Fair enough, but even Shaun, a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who's said he'd kill Richard Spencer if given the chance has told Bob to knock it off with his rhetoric.

Can't forget that. I feel like Bob is a different breed of fascism, something that makes the Nazis seem like nice people.

 

[Done]

I think people are saying he lives in his brother's basement, I haven't seen his mom mentioned in a post for a while.

He isn't. He is living in a different basement, but his home isn't far from his brother's.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Can I call him a carpetbagger even though I don't live in Texas?

Feminist.

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Imagine being so thirsty that you white knight dangerhairs.

Why use two words when ninety will suffice?

Don't call him a eugenicist, though.

Also wrong, only Halloween 3 is good.

More awful fantasy casting.

You still wanna come at EVS for being exceptional?

So, what's the over/under that this is the work culture at Escapist 2.0?

At least we're one step closer towards figuring out his music tastes.

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms...

BONUS: This is what Bob actually believes.

 

[Flexo]

That... doesn't do your side any favors, Bob. It just literally enforces the perception of "liberals shit up their own areas, so now they have to flee to conservative areas so they can shit those up too." I mean what's up with you putting "pro-business" in what looks like sarcasm quotes when the very essence of your thesis only works if the area is LITERALLY pro-business. The only thing you ever need to disprove Bob... is Bob's own quotes. (also I went & checked to see if anybody called him out on this, nope - depressing amount of ass kissing in the replies)

And I guess we can look forward to you dropping the whole "only blue states matter" mantra now? Oh who I am kidding...

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Yeah, don't you know when employees of gaming studios literally call their fans pieces of shit they should stay employed?

Bob, do you like the free market or not? Oh wait we already know the right answer, he likes the free market when it helps the right people (tm) out, but evil right wing shit should be suppressed by the government

Hmm, this sounds kind of like fascism.

 

[BubbleButt]

Working class

 

[Pokemonquistador]

That... doesn't do your side any favors, Bob. It just literally enforces the perception of "liberals shit up their own areas, so now they have to flee to conservative areas so they can shit those up too." I mean what's up with you putting "pro-business" in what looks like sarcasm quotes when the very essence of your thesis only works if the area is LITERALLY pro-business. The only thing you ever need to disprove Bob... is Bob's own quotes. (also I went & checked to see if anybody called him out on this, nope - depressing amount of ass kissing in the replies)

And I guess we can look forward to you dropping the whole "only blue states matter" mantra now? Oh who I am kidding...

I soooooo want Bob to move to California ; maybe to Downtown Los Angeles so he can get a triple espresso shot of his precious Diversity good and hard. The town (listed in the OP) where Bob currently lives is 74 percent white, so for somebody who supposedly hates Whitey with a passion, he somehow finds it in his heart to tolerate living amongst them. I wonder how he'd feel after two weeks in Detroit or in some Cartel-controlled Mexican town.

 

[Zaryiu]

How much soy do you guys think he consume everyday?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

More awful fantasy casting.

No Bob, I won't. I would prefer Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as the "Blue and Gold" over your shitty ideas.

You still wanna come at EVS for being exceptional?

At least EVS has a body of work people will respect. I imagine our descendants (not yours because you will never spread your genes, and I praise Yahweh for that) will look at your Pixels review a century from now and wonder how an exceptional individual such as yourself knew how to press record.

I wonder how he'd feel after two weeks in Detroit or in some Cartel-controlled Mexican town.

Nothing. Because he will be dead after annoying them one too many times.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I soooooo want Bob to move to California ; maybe to Downtown Los Angeles so he can get a triple espresso shot of his precious Diversity good and hard. The town (listed in the OP) where Bob currently lives is 74 percent white, so for somebody who supposedly hates Whitey with a passion, he somehow finds it in his heart to tolerate living amongst them. I wonder how he'd feel after two weeks in Detroit or in some Cartel-controlled Mexican town.

Bob Chipman is a coward in real life, so that will never happen, to the dismay of everyone who hates his fascist fat ass.

 

[Done]

(((Fedora Intensifies)))

God, Toby I can see, but DiCaprio as Booster? That's really bad.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I soooooo want Bob to move to California ; maybe to Downtown Los Angeles so he can get a triple espresso shot of his precious Diversity good and hard. The town (listed in the OP) where Bob currently lives is 74 percent white, so for somebody who supposedly hates Whitey with a passion, he somehow finds it in his heart to tolerate living amongst them. I wonder how he'd feel after two weeks in Detroit or in some Cartel-controlled Mexican town.

This is one of the many common and hypocritical traits of white liberals. They love to praise diversity and multi-culturalism, but they almost always live in heavily white communities.

As a white person who actually grew up in a neighborhood that was made up of mostly hispanic people, I saw "white flight" in action and how it can ruin neighborhoods. Bob would probably shit his pants just thinking about taking a drive down the old street I used to live on.

 

[Stock Photo James]

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I honestly feel like Bob's understanding of Bible comes from White Wolf RPGs sometimes.

 

[RodgerDodger]

How much soy do you guys think he consume everyday?

We’re pretty sure that his daily intake is 100% carbohydrates blended with noxious chemical preservatives and colorings. Any soy intake in purely accidental and likely comes from rat droppings that got blended in with his “food”.

 

[thismanlies]

BONUS: This is what Bob actually believes.

Somehow I have a difficult time imagining someone playing a video game and suddenly saying "You know what? I think I'm gonna hate me some niggers today."

 

[Red Hood]

Somehow I have a difficult time imagining someone playing a video game and suddenly saying "You know what? I think I'm gonna hate me some niggers today."

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"

 

[The Nothingness]

Watch Bob not give a shit about those who are in the likely path of Hurricane Florence, including yours truly. I'm sure I will manage possible flooding much better than he did.

 

[Zaryiu]

We’re pretty sure that his daily intake is 100% carbohydrates blended with noxious chemical preservatives and colorings. Any soy intake in purely accidental and likely comes from rat droppings that got blended in with his “food”.

He still able to act like a really arrogantly stupid soyboy