Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Corporate liberal is a very easy to define term. He just hates he because it sums up his worldview.

Also he always has a video to edit but he doesnt upload that much. He has done 3 in the past week on the escapist channel all well under 10mins. I guess speeding up your audio track and fucking up the pitch correction is really time consuming.
 
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The fact that Bob and his ilk equal Trump to Hitler is baffling. Considering that Trump is nowhere near as evil as Hitler.

Also, I got a feeling Black Panther not winning or being nominated is going to be the 2016 Election or James Gunn firing of 2019 for Bob.
 
Corporate liberal is a very easy to define term. He just hates he because it sums up his worldview.

Also he always has a video to edit but he doesnt upload that much. He has done 3 in the past week on the escapist channel all well under 10mins. I guess speeding up your audio track and fucking up the pitch correction is really time consuming.
I'd love to hear him explain that one considering Bob's track record with defining these labels. We already have the gem of any socialists who aren't for his "Superior Future" one world government is a "National Socialist" and thus a Nazi. That on top of Nazism being his way of saying "any right-wing belief".

In Bob's own logic, a thing like Venezuela's government is full of far right-wing lunatics for not including "conquering the planet under one flag" in their goals. He expects people to nod and say this makes sense.
 
Someone on his twitter mentioned that chapo trap house talked about him in the most recent episode; https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-278-vision-2020-1619

I skipped through it and found what sounds like "movieblob soy face shit" at min 59:30. That makes me think they talked about him earlier in the podcast but I'm not going to listen to the whole thing. I heard enough to get how unfunny it is.
 
People are really not liking CM's trailers thus far. And I don't blame them. Larson is not doing any favors for fans of the comics to like the character. She's already had a lot on her shoulder with Denver's less than stellar reputation among readers. And her looking like she does NOT give a flying fuck about it isn't going to give the movie any favors.

Bob's going to like the film just by looking at the Marvel logo, and it has a female protagonist on the center ALONE. I seriously want to see what baffling excuses will he come up when the movie comes out and if it has a very bad rep among viewers, and longtime MCU fans.
 
People are really not liking CM's trailers thus far. And I don't blame them. Larson is not doing any favors for fans of the comics to like the character. She's already had a lot on her shoulder with Denver's less than stellar reputation among readers. And her looking like she does NOT give a flying fuck about it isn't going to give the movie any favors.

Bob's going to like the film just by looking at the Marvel logo, and it has a female protagonist on the center ALONE. I seriously want to see what baffling excuses will he come up when the movie comes out and if it has a very bad rep among viewers, and longtime MCU fans.
Brie Larson has zero charm (or ass) on the big screen. All I see is :| constantly.
 
People are really not liking CM's trailers thus far. And I don't blame them. Larson is not doing any favors for fans of the comics to like the character. She's already had a lot on her shoulder with Denver's less than stellar reputation among readers. And her looking like she does NOT give a flying fuck about it isn't going to give the movie any favors.

Bob's going to like the film just by looking at the Marvel logo, and it has a female protagonist on the center ALONE. I seriously want to see what baffling excuses will he come up when the movie comes out and if it has a very bad rep among viewers, and longtime MCU fans.
I’m a bit curious about that movie and how it will be received. Given the reception of the previous films, I feel like it’ll be the same for CM though Bob will continue to be a idiot reviewing it. Even if CM is the first MCU to underperform, I think MCU will be fine since Avengers: Endgame will make up for it.

However, I’m aware Bob hated the 1990s and since CM has some references to the 1995 setting, I wondered how he’s going to feel about it.
 
AOC dick sucking even though he’s ironically a hardcore corporate globalist shiller.
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So she is pro-abolishment of a structure implemented to protect federal facilities, airlines, detain and toss out illegal immigrants and enforcing customs and immigration laws because of... Why? They do their job and detail illegals?
God, this woman is amazing. Never have I thought the West would have this kind of a blazing retard in any sort of power, and yet here we got a person in Congress going ‘FUCK ICE THEY DEPORT MEXICANS’.
 
When I think of oppressed women in need of rescue, what comes to mind? Hmm, cancer patients? disabled women lacking in motor skills? Low income families, dare I ask? What I'm saying is, I'm not thinking of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Seriously, what is this mentality among the supposedly down with the people left that says "QUEEN NEEDS MORE FOOD! GATHER MORE FOOD FOR THE QUEEN!" when there are charities and foreigners they could give their money to directly without needing to wait for an opportunity elect the right politicians. Yet so many of these people think they need to sacrifice days of their own life so pampered white women who already make plenty of money can live longer? You talk about relics of the inferior past, peasants laying down their lives for nobles.
 
I think anyone remotely interested in actual, historical Nazi propaganda needs to run out and read Tintin's Shooting Star. Written and drawn in occupied Belgium, the story very much shows how the Nazis wanted to be perceived: a multi-national alliance of scientific adventurers out to investigate an amazing scientific event while being opposed by an American Jew.

Extra points: this comic is still available, because all you need to do in order to turn a pro-Nazi story into something acceptable to the postwar European Left is make the villain's nose shorter.

Even that story is one that modern day leftist cultural warriors go out of their way to attack for SJW points- I guess Tintin au Congo is too obvious.

It isn't one of the best Tintin stories- even the author, Georges "Hergé" Remi admits. At the time, Tintin was a supplement in the youth section of La Vigntième Siecle ("The 20th Century"), a conservative, Catholic newspaper- before the Nazi occupiers shut it down, so it was published in Le Soir, and had to be essentially apolitical. Many of the preceding Tintin stories had strong political themes- The Blue Lotus has strong anti-Sinophobic messages, and in King Ottokar's Sceptre, the monarchist nation of Syldavia is facing a crisis perpetrated by their fascist neighbour, Borduria.

The whole lens of it being "Nazis vs. Degenerate Jew Capitalists" was something applied much later. The basic premise of the story was that it was supposed to be a simple adventure story, and having a corrupt American financier (the USA was neutral at the time the story was published) was his solution- Mr. Blumenstein isn't some Nazi charicature, but an unsophisticated prewar stereotype. It's worth noting that Tintin's main antagonist is the Greek tycoon Robertos Rastapopoulos, who also has a bald head and cartoonishly large nose.

The postwar editions change the rival country to a fictional South American one, and Blumenstein's name to Bohlwinkel- which, coincidentally, is also an Ashkenazi name, but Hergé named him after bollewinkel, a Belgian candy. People being named after food is a common joke in Tintin- such as Omar Ben Salaad (homard salade; lobster salad).

It's definitely a product of it's time, however.
 
Bob is NOT pleased
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Even more shitty game opinions
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I sometimes feel Bob watches gameplay videos on YouTube and not actually play the games.

At least Don Jr isn’t a basement dweller like you.
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History sperging with fellow cuck Arthur Chu.
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Not sure who’s the bigger SJW twat, Bob, Chuck Schumer, or Nancy Pelosi. Both are pretty spergy.
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Does Bob even want to leave his beloved Bahstan? Despite its historical significance, Boston is not exactly a cultural center of the United States. There are very few--if any--productions there except perhaps Ghostbusters 2016 (and we all know how well that went down) compared to New York City (thriving theater and television scene) and Los Angeles (film and television.) Hell, Canadian cities like Vancouver and Toronto are more culturally active than Beantown.

He's said before that thriving tech companies can, will, and should thrive in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and he's correct about that. But he complains about flyover states constantly while idolizing the inner city elite.

My guess is that he wants to stay in Boston for nostalgia reasons or he's stuck there for financial reasons. Either way, because he fancies himself as one of the hollywood elite he has to make excuses why he isn't in LA or NY rubbing elbows with the movers and shakers that "matter".


33: Koei probly could've gotten that last DOA vollyball thing released if they drooped the coy schtick and just openly sold it as a lesbian dating/vacation sim.
It looks like he's been reading the thread again (Hi Bob!).
I doubt anyone seriously buys Bob's bullshit opinion that the outrage harassment mob would have stopped if they somehow "dropped the coy schtick". Bob, you're the same moral authoritarian busybody you hated in the 90s and will be remembered in the same way. ie. A laughing stock that genuinely believed benign entertainment would turn people into criminal psychopaths.

As for wanting more terrible failures. I go with Occam's razor and say it's nostalgia. He grew up in a time where the virtual boy, the lynx, the hyper scan, n-gage, and various other ambitious hardware failures existed. And he grew up in a time before reviews and word of mouth were wide spread. Everyone seemed to own Primal Rage, Batman Forever, Clayfighter, Tiger Electronics, or some other shitty games that were popular for some reason. It also explains why he wants Primal Rage to have a dozen sequels and not Jurassic Park Warpath.

But that's not very funny, so I'll say it's because he saw that Jim Sterling video where he says Primal Rage is progressive and wants sequels so he can virtue signal.
 
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