Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Someone in a Tree]

While Earthworm Jim isn't my favorite game, the Neverhood and Gear are good.

"The culture has paid dearly for letting this creator make moderately successful indie games"? I guess?

We all know for certain why Tenapel ended up on the Blob's list; for the most part besides some political opining Tenapel has been keeping his head down and avoiding drama or so it appears but even that wouldn't be enough for Blobert.

Though I agree that Earthworm Jim has aged terribly (as have all of David Perry's games), Bob is granting it waaaaaaaay too much power in the pop culture zeitgeist. I seem to recall that the second game in the series was largely overlooked since it was released around the time the PlayStation and Saturn launched (and no one gave a shit about the ports that came to those systems a year later), to say nothing of having to compete directly with Donkey Kong Country 2 and Yoshi's Island. The cartoon show from that same time is hardly remembered, as is Earthworm Jim 3D. I'd argue that Bubsy might have more cultural relevance even if it's just as a punching bag. Can't wait for Bob to lecture us about cultural appropriation in Toe Jam and Earl.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

“I’m ashamed of being white and I’m proud!”

Yes, Bob. We know how delusional you are.

 

[Lensherr]

“I’m ashamed of being white and I’m proud!” View attachment 633096

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Leftists openly celebrate declining white population worldwide and compare them to extinct creatures who need to die off for the good of all mankind: "Nothing to see here folks, move along!"

White nationalists like Jared Taylor want to secede and form their own ethnostate whilst still allowing those who wish to live in multicultural societies the opportunity to do so as well as recognize the right of all ethnic groups to self-determination: "NAZIS! ATTACK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Please note I'm simply taking both groups at their word and giving them the benefit of the doubt that they mean what they say.)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Leftists openly celebrate declining white population worldwide and compare them to extinct creatures who need to die off for the good of all mankind: "Nothing to see here folks, move along!"

White nationalists like Jared Taylor want to secede and form their own ethnostate whilst still allowing those who wish to live in multicultural societies the opportunity to do so as well as recognize the right of all ethnic groups to self-determination: "NAZIS! ATTACK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Please note I'm simply taking both groups at their word and giving them the benefit of the doubt that they mean what they say.)

Also Bob: "Stop calling me a Nazi, you guys don't know what eugenics even means"

I legitimately can't comprehend the logic with the "Die Whitey" crowd. It's very alien in how un-self aware it is.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Their's a subtext to their glee at the obliteration of 'white people' that buys into three conceits The first is that White people are distinct from other people's the second is that this would in any way improve things, the third is that succesfully selling this idea to white people won't have immediate negative consequances.

"So you're telling me that my children are doomed and that you're happy about this.....okay."

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Though to be fair, Angry Joe isn’t Bob. I mean, he doesn’t live in a basement in a stranger’s house at the age of 37 and he’s haves 3 million sub which he built over the years and not having only 150k sub despite being around longer.

This is true. I put Angry Joe in the "Phelous" camp of reviewers - people who leave SJW bloviating mostly out of their work, but when they try to virtue signal, it's cringe as hell. I expect people like Bob to spray their outrage jizz all over the place as they desperately try to convince a dwindling audience that they're relevant, but when a decent reviewer tries to make a Dad Joke attacking the NPC meme or Pepe the Frog, I'm more disappointed than angry.

Also, I've said it before about Bob's hatred of white people: Bob is basically the reverse race version of Uncle Ruckus:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is true. I put Angry Joe in the "Phelous" camp of reviewers - people who leave SJW bloviating mostly out of their work, but when they try to virtue signal, it's cringe as hell. I expect people like Bob to spray their outrage jizz all over the place as they desperately try to convince a dwindling audience that they're relevant, but when a decent reviewer tries to make a Dad Joke attacking the NPC meme or Pepe the Frog, I'm more disappointed than angry.

Also, I've said it before about Bob's hatred of white people: Bob is basically the reverse race version of Uncle Ruckus:

I feel like these people should grow a pair and kill themselves if they hate being white so much.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

As if stewing in a basement sauna heated by impotent rage isn't already a slow suicide.

I'm curious if somebody Bob trusted asked him "Is your self-destructive behavior because you're ashamed of being white?"
Same for Spoony, and Dobson.
I wonder if it would actually strike a nerve.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

As if stewing in a basement sauna heated by impotent rage isn't already a slow suicide.

I'm curious if somebody Bob trusted asked him "Is your self-destructive behavior because you're ashamed of being white?"
Same for Spoony, and Dobson.
I wonder if it would actually strike a nerve.

Why would anyone be in his basement in the first place though?

 

[BR55]

Also Bob: "Stop calling me a Nazi, you guys don't know what eugenics even means"

I legitimately can't comprehend the logic with the "Die Whitey" crowd. It's very alien in how un-self aware it is.

Say it with me now. "I'm one of the Good Ones"
Like all White Liberals Bob's self hatred comes with the unspoken assumption that he and all the other Allies will spared and given a place of honor in the POC Utopia of the Superior Future.
"I'm not part of the problem. I've checked my privilege. I know when to shut up and be quiet like a good Ally!" Goes the thought process of every Male Feminist and Self Hating White.
The same "thinking" is also why Bob loves sucking Corporate and DNC cock so much. He won't be slumming it with the plebs in the Superior Future. He'll be at Manhattan cocktail parties and Los Angeles fundraisers with the rest of the Elite.
Although considering he's also stated his willingness to be just a cog in the machine well...Who knows.
TLDR Bob's a deluded asshole.

 

[Mola Ram]

He'll be at Manhattan cocktail parties and Los Angeles fundraisers with the rest of the Elite.

Dunno about LA fundraisers, but I've been to a few Manhattan cocktail parties and fat, ugly blowhards dressed in poorly fitting video game t-shirts don't usually make it past the doorman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Dunno about LA fundraisers, but I've been to a few Manhattan cocktail parties and fat, ugly blowhards dressed in poorly fitting video game t-shirts don't usually make it past the doorman.

What if they bring a couple of 20 piece nuggies?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I love how Bob is continue to be delusional with thinking he can get James Gunn rehired when Kevin Fiege himself is all fine with Gunn not coming back.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/h...ler-wont-show-beyond-first-20-minutes-1174118

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He'll be at Manhattan cocktail parties and Los Angeles fundraisers with the rest of the Elite.

Does Bob even want to leave his beloved Bahstan? Despite its historical significance, Boston is not exactly a cultural center of the United States. There are very few--if any--productions there except perhaps Ghostbusters 2016 (and we all know how well that went down) compared to New York City (thriving theater and television scene) and Los Angeles (film and television.) Hell, Canadian cities like Vancouver and Toronto are more culturally active than Beantown.

That will always be another hilarious trait of Bob. He believes that he's an industry insider and influencer because he talks about pop culture from a moldy basement. The truth is that he is another outsider looking in like the rest of the plebs. As @Mola Ram said, he wouldn't get past the doorman at a Manhattan cocktail party and I seriously doubt Bob did or ever will rub elbows with celebrities at Comicon in San Diego. Being an anonymous member of the crowd in Hall H will probably be the closest he will ever get to that.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

When the ice thaws in the spring, I'm going down to Walden Pond and hollering, "You got no culchah, Whitman and Waldo! Ya queeahs!"

 

[Mola Ram]

When the ice thaws in the spring, I'm going down to Walden Pond and hollering, "You got no culchah, Whitman and Waldo! Ya queeahs!"

All shrieked on a fog of breath scented with the refined perfume of McDonald's Sweet & Sour Sauce and Mike's Hard Lemonade.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does Bob even want to leave his beloved Bahstan? Despite its historical significance, Boston is not exactly a cultural center of the United States. There are very few--if any--productions there except perhaps Ghostbusters 2016 (and we all know how well that went down) compared to New York City (thriving theater and television scene) and Los Angeles (film and television.) Hell, Canadian cities like Vancouver and Toronto are more culturally active than Beantown.

That will always be another hilarious trait of Bob. He believes that he's an industry insider and influencer because he talks about pop culture from a moldy basement. The truth is that he is another outsider looking in like the rest of the plebs. As @Mola Ram said, he wouldn't get past the doorman at a Manhattan cocktail party and I seriously doubt Bob did or ever will rub elbows with celebrities at Comicon in San Diego. Being an anonymous member of the crowd in Hall H will probably be the closest he will ever get to that.

Well that explains why he shilled hard for that film.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Drumpf = literally Hitler

He didn't like it because Black Panther didn't appear on it

The king of word salad complains about word salad

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lol like Bob knows about a salad.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Drumpf = literally HitlerView attachment 634052View attachment 634064He didn't like it because Black Panther didn't appear on itView attachment 634062View attachment 634063View attachment 634066The king of word salad complains about word salad

He can't even argue his way out of a plastic bag. It's always namecalling and shit. He also shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses.