Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His knowledge of history is fucking dreadful. The story of troy really wasnt all that well known until the ruins were discovered then there was a popularization of the Illiad and Odyssey. Early greek history is a mystery but once they developed written language then things become fairly clear. Hell I have a book called "trials from classical athens" that is straight up defense and prosecution arguments from more than 2000 years ago.

Whatever language spoken 10000 years from now wont be mandarin and just shows bobs strange hard-on for china. Latin is a dead language and Rome collapsed barely 1500 years ago. Proto-indo european is a pure reconstruction and that died out around 4k years ago.
 
His knowledge of history is fucking dreadful. The story of troy really wasnt all that well known until the ruins were discovered then there was a popularization of the Illiad and Odyssey. Early greek history is a mystery but once they developed written language then things become fairly clear. Hell I have a book called "trials from classical athens" that is straight up defense and prosecution arguments from more than 2000 years ago.

Whatever language spoken 10000 years from now wont be mandarin and just shows bobs strange hard-on for china. Latin is a dead language and Rome collapsed barely 1500 years ago. Proto-indo european is a pure reconstruction and that died out around 4k years ago.
Neat. There are many books out there that expand your horizons to things that you might not have known to exist. Bob's the guy who shuns seeing new things, probably because he cannot comprehend it, or autism. I can already hear the sinologists laughing at him.
 
At least Don Jr isn’t a basement dweller like you.
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History sperging with fellow cuck Arthur Chu.
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Not sure who’s the bigger SJW twat, Bob, Chuck Schumer, or Nancy Pelosi. Both are pretty spergy.
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Wow, how is he so incredibly fucking stupid and arrogant? “Kings who never existed”? Agamenon (the one who commanded and sent the Greek troops to Troy) did exist, they found is his burial chamber and burial mask and is the brother in law of Helen of Troy.

Greek is like ~5k years old and the state names haven’t changed because they had written these down at that time, idiot. They’re still called by those names today.
 
Wow, how is he so incredibly fucking stupid and arrogant? “Kings who never existed”? Agamenon (the one who commanded and sent the Greek troops to Troy) did exist, they found is his burial chamber and burial mask and is the brother in law of Helen of Troy.

Greek is like ~5k years old and the state names haven’t changed because they had written these down at that time, idiot. They’re still called by those names today.
He’s just as cluelessly ignorant in history as he is in politics.
 
His knowledge of history is fucking dreadful. The story of troy really wasnt all that well known until the ruins were discovered then there was a popularization of the Illiad and Odyssey. Early greek history is a mystery but once they developed written language then things become fairly clear. Hell I have a book called "trials from classical athens" that is straight up defense and prosecution arguments from more than 2000 years ago.

Whatever language spoken 10000 years from now wont be mandarin and just shows bobs strange hard-on for china. Latin is a dead language and Rome collapsed barely 1500 years ago. Proto-indo european is a pure reconstruction and that died out around 4k years ago.

I wonder if Bob realizes that "spoken Mandarin" is truly just about the newest spoken language on the planet? Only dating to the mid to late 20th Century. The Thousands of years old Chinese Language is written only. Every village in China had it's own spoken dialect with virtually no commonality. 2 people from 50 miles apart would have great difficulty speaking in China up into the late 60's/early 70's. The modern spoken Mandarin was part of Mao's unrelenting effort to control communications and control the History that the Chinese people were able to learn. It was developed alongside a simplified Chinese Written language to insure that people could only read or hear that which the Communists told them.
 
I wonder if Bob realizes that "spoken Mandarin" is truly just about the newest spoken language on the planet? Only dating to the mid to late 20th Century. The Thousands of years old Chinese Language is written only. Every village in China had it's own spoken dialect with virtually no commonality. 2 people from 50 miles apart would have great difficulty speaking in China up into the late 60's/early 70's. The modern spoken Mandarin was part of Mao's unrelenting effort to control communications and control the History that the Chinese people were able to learn. It was developed alongside a simplified Chinese Written language to insure that people could only read or hear that which the Communists told them.

There's also the fact that Mandarin will go extinct or evolve into something unrecognizable in 10,000 years.
 
I wonder if Bob realizes that "spoken Mandarin" is truly just about the newest spoken language on the planet? Only dating to the mid to late 20th Century. The Thousands of years old Chinese Language is written only. Every village in China had it's own spoken dialect with virtually no commonality. 2 people from 50 miles apart would have great difficulty speaking in China up into the late 60's/early 70's. The modern spoken Mandarin was part of Mao's unrelenting effort to control communications and control the History that the Chinese people were able to learn. It was developed alongside a simplified Chinese Written language to insure that people could only read or hear that which the Communists told them.

No, a common tongue for the whole China was the idea of the (post-Dynasty) Republic Government -- the progenitor of the political party that has later been chased out of the mainland by the Commies and set root in Taiwan -- in the 1910-20s. The Peking dialect ("Mandarin") was selected partly for political reasons, and partly for its ease of use.
 
History sperging with fellow cuck Arthur Chu.
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Except That 70's Show was a good show. Better than Who is Arthur Chu.
 
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It's quite weird how superior future chipman Bob doesnt seem to think our improved record keeping is going to improve our ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. It would take an obsolute apolocalyptic millienia long disaster for us to reach Dark age levels of ignorance considering the absurd amounts of primary resoarces which could be gleaned from a garbage site. Much less an ancient library or fragments of the net.
 
It would take an obsolute apolocalyptic millienia long disaster for us to reach Dark age levels of ignorance considering the absurd amounts of primary resoarces which could be gleaned from a garbage site. Much less an ancient library or fragments of the net.

B-b-but isn't that inevitably going to happen anyways? Movies and t.v tell me that this is how post-apocalypses work! Why would those things lie to me?

^MovieBob's unironic logic.
 
B-b-but isn't that inevitably going to happen anyways? Movies and t.v tell me that this is how post-apocalypses work! Why would those things lie to me?

^MovieBob's unironic logic.

Could be something to do with China's been historically quite keen on the ret-con starting with it's founder so maybe Bob presumes the Chinese are going to get rid of all the actual accumulated knowlegue when the mandate of heaven runs the planet or some such shit.

Then again this all works on the premption fatty actually knowns anything about Chinese history.
 
Could be something to do with China's been historically quite keen on the ret-con starting with it's founder so maybe Bob presumes the Chinese are going to get rid of all the actual accumulated knowlegue when the mandate of heaven runs the planet or some such shit.

Then again this all works on the premption fatty actually knowns anything about Chinese history.

I am still baffled that Bob isn't a tankie and he praises China so hard, I am seriously what is the attraction? Is it the centralization of power that he is attracted to that China has always seemed to have from Imperial ages to current year? Is it the contempt of civil liberties that Bob loves where the party in power does whatever they want and damn the consequences? Is it the historical revisionism that Bob loves where one can either sweep away the bad things one's country has done or write a certain group as evil? I am certainly at a loss currently for why one like him would praise China when they fly counter to many things he supposedly believes in.
 
Why is Bob making a big deal about TV when it's an obsolete platform? I thought Bob hated all things that are "obsolete"
You've got it all wrong. "Old, obsolete things" that Bob likes are bastions of our civilization that need to be propped up and survived by higher powers because they're far too meaningful to let go. "Old, obsolete things" that Bob doesn't like are evil toxins to our civilization that need to be destroyed by the higher powers because they lack meaning.

Bob's a fascist and wants to book burn sure, but only the stuff he doesn't deem necessary for the superior future.
 
I am kinda itching for some classic over thinker. Problem is that Bob had so many different plots and confusing titles of everything that it's hard to pinpoint which saga to start.

I have a somewhat vague memory of Bob fighting Anti-Thinkers subordinates Cryo-Thinker and Pyro-Thinker, freezing Bob and letting him do his thing over voice.

Was that day of being frozen the moment when it should have been clear how much of a lolcow Bob was?

*sigh* Sometimes I wish Gamergate didn't happen. Bob is now diabetic and so in the trenches. 2010 me listened to him.
 
Blob demands, on a near-daily basis, that millions of right-leaning fellow citizens be stripped of voting rights and herded into re-education camps until they're allowed back into the general population, while wondering why his career as a pop culture critic isn't going as swimmingly as he hoped.

It sounds like a cartoon character, doesn't it? I miss when South Park wrote characters this self-evidently awful. Portlandia couldn't come up with better satire of modern "left-wing geek culture"; the reality is just funnier than fiction.
 
You want to really hit Blobby where it hurts?

Ask him why he doesn't draw the same pay as Yatzee from the Escapist .
Are you sure he doesn't? I'm not trying to be a dick or troll you, but it wouldn't surprise me if Russ Pitts was paying them the same, despite Yahtzee being a much bigger draw.
 
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