Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Terminator: The Superior Future War - Skynet is actually a benevolent ruler and is bringing about a utopian Star Trek future but gets blown up at its inception by time travelling angry mayonnaise ghoul luddites that are just mad their jerbs are being automated away - wait, that's actually a exceptional idea of his.

Damn what a nice basement studio
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She literally fucked and blew her way into power like a pink haired “Indy” game developer.

It's funny, all of those aesthetically challenged landwhales supporting feminism, thinking it will create a world where people like them will have status and validation, - a world where no one gets judged on their looks and are instead judged on their talents and abilities...

...Only to stand by and watch the pretty girls shut them out again because "trading ass for money and power" is now seen as an empowering, feminist things to do. (Sorry, fatty, even in a feminist world you're going to have to do some exercise to get by....)
 
She literally fucked and blew her way into power like a pink haired “Indy” game developer.

To be honest, I don't mind that as much as the fact that when she got said power she proceeded to govern as a complete clusterfuck. OneWest Bank employed aggressive foreclosure practices such as fraudulent backdating of documents that clearly violated California state law, resulting in tens of thousands of people losing their homes, and in spite of top prosecutors insisting in a memo that she throw the book at the bank, she refused (and failed to explain her stance any further when pressed about it after the memo was leaked). It's telling that the bank's administrator at the time, who is now Trump's own treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin--as well as Trump himself--donated gobs of money to Harris's campaigns for senator and state attorney general respectively. But don't let all that get in the way of the narrative by Chipman, Gandy, and other white-knights that Harris is a poor, innocent progressive hero being victimized by those eevul sexist BernieBros.
 
If you wanna go crazy with Terminator it'd be way more fun to see the Adeptus Mechanicus travel back in time to either stop the Abominable Intelligence or worship it as the Omnissiah. But then I doubt Bob knows what 40k is.
Robocop versus The Terminator.

Seriously, if you can find it, read it. I've always thought it was a pretty good read.
 
Why should the gaming industry fret about GameStop possibly going under Bob? Seriously, explain to me how this is as huge of a deal as you are making it out to be.
Bob is retarded enough to think the industry needs to tighten their assholes because a video game pawnshop that sells plastic bullshit like Funco Pop is being destroyed with the rise of digital distribution?
It's hard to believe this man supports eugenics because he'd be one of the first taken to the forest to look at the flowers.
 
Bob is exceptional enough to think the industry needs to tighten their assholes because a video game pawnshop that sells plastic bullshit like Funco Pop is being destroyed with the rise of digital distribution?
It has been established that Bob has a perturbing fondness for retail. Remember how upset he got over Toys R Us going tits up? For all his blathering about the "21st Century American," he is emotionally (and paradoxically) trapped in the late 1980s. Shouldn't he be embracing digital distribution and Amazon? It would mean that he would never have to leave the basement!
 
I love how you can see the green from his painted wall radiating off of the edge of him.
I never considered it but Bob "film genius" Chipman probably lacks the funds/brainpower to invest in multisource lighting for his professional reviews.
How did it tighten up it’s asshole?
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How Bob thinks a business going down because it follows a frankly inferior (no joke there) and obsolete business model in an age where downloadable games dominate is bad for the industry or fans is alien to me but then again common sense is alien to him.

The fact that he doesn't see how the possibility that a near Monopoly on physical game sales potentially splitting up into many now competing businesses is bad for capitalism or consumers really shows how stupid he is.
 
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