Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob being an uncle is far more of an achievement any lolcow deserves. I'm proud of my former Youtube mentor.

How in the name of Christ is that an achievement? Unless you mean he failed to kill a sibling or managed not to get a restraining order taken out against him?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

And all the nieces who get interested in pop culture criticism, then stumble upon Führer Bob openly and gleefully advocating for un-personing and exililing their parents and siblings?
Get Gulag'd I guess.

 

[thismanlies]

Is he not supposed to be near his niece though?
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Imagine if she gets hooked on DSP.

Edit: What’s with the horrifying ratings? It’s not like I said Destiny.

 

[The tired cat]

Imagine if she gets hooked on DSP.

Nah, if she gets hooked on PewDiePie I imagine Bobcat having one hell of a meltdown and ranting how Pewds is turning his niece into part of the Hitler Jugen.

 

[NQ 952]

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

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with his captain n gun of course. I really doubt bob has a gun

 

[The tired cat]

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Shoot with what? Finger guns? Unleash the deadly gas from your massive ass?

 

[thismanlies]

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Bob wouldn't have to worry about getting shot. The bullets would bounce off his fat back at whoever pulled the trigger.

Plus he doesn't have to worry about right wing death squads kicking in his door. His basement stench alone would have them puking their guts up before they ever see his door.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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How could he fire a gun if he can't fit his fingers inside the trigger guard?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

with his captain n gun of course. I really doubt bob has a gun

He's claimed to have a revolver or something. If he does he's probably never shot it and it's likely buried under years of detritus.

 

[8777BB5]

He's claimed to have a revolver or something. If he does he's probably never shot it and it's likely buried under years of detritus.

Which means he might as well junk it. If a gun is buried in a filthy condition like that, there's all sorts of bad things that can happen to it and even cleaning it won't fix it. If Boob was stupid enough to put ammunition in it he might as well just throw it out because it'll do him no good

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Which means he might as well junk it. If a gun is buried in a filthy condition like that, there's all sorts of bad things that can happen to it and even cleaning it won't fix it. If Boob was stupid enough to put ammunition in it he might as well just throw it out because it'll do him no good

so bob might lose a finger if he fired said revolver? Guess the captain N gun or a stapler gun is much safer then

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

We all know the best case scenario for Bob in this situation.
It'll play out like this.

 

[8777BB5]

so bob might lose a finger if he fired said revolver? Guess the captain N gun or a stapler gun is much safer then

He might pull my old teacher's father when he tried to test out a gun that had been buried under his wife's hoard for twenty years: Try to fire it three times turn it to face you and accidentally blow your brains out (And unlike Elmer Fudd he didn't come back to life)

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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OMG what a tough guy we got here

This is one of those things where if you showed this quote to someone with no credit they'd assume it came from Hitler, Stalin, or mao.

Fortunately Bob is none of these people so he can't act on these inhumane thoughts

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Is bob not the kind of person who wants extremely gun laws if not a total ban on firearms? He does know that his NES works on 8-bit badguys not real ones right?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

God, the comments there are gold:


"I like how he says it as if he's ever made a closed fist except around a spoon or fork."

"Maybe he's counting on people missing the trapdoor, so his Rancor can get at them. "

"Movie Blob would be better served by a closed mouth policy then a closed fist policy."

I liked the comment about how Bob was only just now talking about how he should have his own starship and then he goes and reveals himself as a Neanderthal like this. Which made me imagine Superior Future Bob talking to intelligent robots aboard a starship when one of them says something vaguely non-condemnatory about Trump, prompting Bob to punch it and hurt his hand on the robot's cold metal jaw. It's like the white version of those comedies that have ghetto trash flying starships with spinning gold-plated rims and shit.

 

[The tired cat]

I liked the comment about how Bob was only just now talking about how he should have his own starship and then he goes and reveals himself as a Neanderthal like this. Which made me imagine Superior Future Bob talking to intelligent robots aboard a starship when one of them says something vaguely non-condemnatory about Trump, prompting Bob to punch it and hurt his hand on the robot's cold metal jaw. It's like the white version of those comedies that have ghetto trash flying starships with spinning gold-plated rims and shit.

Punch a robot? Naaah, you're thinking way too much mate, when a robot says something good about Trump this will be Bobo's reaction

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I liked the comment about how Bob was only just now talking about how he should have his own starship and then he goes and reveals himself as a Neanderthal like this. Which made me imagine Superior Future Bob talking to intelligent robots aboard a starship when one of them says something vaguely non-condemnatory about Trump, prompting Bob to punch it and hurt his hand on the robot's cold metal jaw. It's like the white version of those comedies that have ghetto trash flying starships with spinning gold-plated rims and shit.

So, is Spoony's pocket knife vs. Bob's closed fist the new Ultimate Showdown of Lolcow Destiny?

 

[BScCollateral]

So, is Spoony's pocket knife vs. Bob's closed fist the new Ultimate Showdown of Lolcow Destiny?

I say no contest. A two inch knife could do a number on you.

 

[Flexo]

I say no contest. A two inch knife could do a number on you.

Yeah but there's a lot more than 2 inches between Bob's skin & his vitals.