Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ProgKing of the North]

Depends on where you stand regarding the theory that Bob is a closeted homosexual.

That man could not fit in a closet

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Depends on where you stand regarding the theory that Bob is a closeted homosexual.

We don't want him, trust me on this one.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

And unlike miners, farmers, etc, they are not needed.

If the SJW Rapture happened this moment and every one of them ascended to Disney Feminist Heaven, the only people on Earth who would notice would be sellers of sodas and Doritos.

Now THAT would be a good premise for a movie. The SJWs leave and the world gets chill, twitter dies, political discussion is balanced, debates start happening, the world actually becomes the superior future Blobb wants albeit without him.

 

[Commander X]

Bob acting like he’s some Superior Man gifted with unparalleled wisdom will never stop being hilarious, when he lives in a in-law's basement and has to call his parents to settle minor traffic disputes for him, when he's failed at so many venues as I profiled earlier and he can’t pull in over 100k viewers anymore - that was really his only accomplishment, getting Youtube views but when you consider videos of cats being made to look like they're playing the piano and footage of somebody getting accidentally clocked in the head can garner even more views, it's not that much of an accomplishment.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Enjoy your buzz my friend.
(Also note: Bob was so butthurt by this he had the original removed)

I feel like I've seen this hat before but where could I have possibly seen such a ridiculous thing?

 

[BubbleButt]

Out of morbid curiosity I checked out how many views his blighted Pixels review had:

That's... really sad. His greatest accomplishment.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

“Joe Rohan got nothing on them!”
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For some reason this is way more amusing to me than his usual Twitter ranting. It's like he had some another brief moment of introspective self-awareness then he decides to turn it into some delusional inspirational speech like he's in some movie or something where he's being worn down by the evil alt-right ghouls, but they can't fight the future, and will ultimately lose! Said future being an alcoholic and a tranny trying to ape the facts and logic shtick of Ben Shapiro and others.

 

[RepQuest]

"JonTron and PewDiePie are evil racists and you're not allowed to like them but MovieBob advocating for genocide on a regular basis is okay because he dresses it up as being progressive."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Doesn’t see the irony.

 

[RepQuest]

Let's just ignore the fact that Ilhan Omar said 9/11 was done by "some people who did something." The real problem is that Trump criticized her for it and that's going to lead to people targeting her like GamerGate did to Brianna Wu.

REPUBLICANS POUNCE

 

[Mola Ram]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

OMG what a tough guy we got here

 

[Karen]

Somehow Moviebob is at all 4 corners of the political spectrum in all the worst ways possible.

 

[thismanlies]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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The only way Bob is ever going to hurt a”fascist” is if he trips at the top of a hill and rolls after them like that boulder from Indiana Jones.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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OMG what a tough guy we got here

Rare photo of Bob getting read to kick somebody's ass.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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BOY what I wouldn't give to have Bob shoot off his mouth in a VFW or at a Biker Bar where the patrons looked like this:

At the end of the day, Bob Shitman is just bones, meat, and lots and lots of fat. I'd like to see him well tenderized by a group of flyover country veterans and other people whom he thinks are refuse.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Somehow Moviebob is at all 4 corners of the political spectrum in all the worst ways possible.

Authoritarian left: collectivist thinking, willingness to throw literally everyone under the bus for a "better" future for "everyone".
Authoritarian right: belief in inherent superiority, revanchist revenge fantasies.
Libertarian left: bloody useless yet convinced the world's future is on his shoulders.
Libertarian right: ugly fat neckbeard.

 

[Poodies Bug]

I just imagine Bob trying to relax after a bad day by playing a first person shooter. He starts whining about his day and immediately gets called a 'gay nigger' by a 14 year old and his schoolmates join in by telling Bob he sounds like a virgin.

That is the day when Bob snapped. He throws his controller and immediately goes to Twitter, bashing the types of people like this who are OBVIOUSLY inferior to him, I mean right? Right??? Bob keeps trying to convince himself none of those things are true, trying to show everyone that those types of people are the cause of all the world's problems (not lazy mooches like him) and people should actually care more about little kid's (err I mean grown up, rich, white, men) trying push people's buttons and using shock humor. In reality he's trying to convince himself of this, just like the others in his circle.

He thinks HE will be the winner in the end because he bashed them online, not to their faces of course... but still! And as a bonus get a lady by acting like he's on THEIR side, unless they disagree and say he's butthurt and creepy. THOSE women can't even think for themselves, silly women, brainwashed by men who are inferior to him.

But it doesn't work, and he's in too deep to quit now. It has become his entire life to feel better about that one day that he got bullied on Xbox live. He will never work on himself, and therefore he will never get rid of the insecurities those hooligans reaffirmed in him.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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Damn I cut myself on this tweet.

I just imagine the E D G Y Blobb wearing an all black duster, cowboy hat, and aviatiors thinking he’s a badass and not a diabetic fatass.

 

[Mola Ram]

Damn I cut myself on this tweet.

I just imagine the E D G Y Blobb wearing an all black duster, cowboy hat, and aviatiors thinking he’s a badass and not a diabetic fatass.

The contrast between the reality of Bob and the violent delusions in his pudding brain will never not be funny.

 

[The tired cat]

My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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Really Bobcat? Hate to break it to ya fatboy, but I'm pretty sure your flabby ass can be beaten by a one armed guy, hell a school girl can pretty much own your ass. Frankly, lemme push this further and say if we had a chess match between you and a slice of cake, the latter would be winning against you four times in a row by now.