Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Commander X]

 

[Mola Ram]

A for effort, but no way-no how Bob could use the word "corpus" so effectively. Also needs more incorrectly placed hyphens.

 

[madethistocomment]

For a second I thought this was real and I was thinking "Holy shit, he's really gonna shoot up a place, isn't he?"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Found this gem form the comments of Blob’s Twitter tantrum.

Original photo:

“Impeach Trump because he’s a meanie!”

“Joe Rohan got nothing on them!”

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Ilhan Omar- “It’s all about the Jew money!! Jews support Israel, not America.”

Blob- “this doesn’t endanger Jews, what do you mean 9 people were killed when a synagogue was attacked??!”

Funny how what Ilhan said doesn’t endanger Jews (according to shitlibs and lefties) but what trump said endangers Ilhan Omar. Man those poor Muslims, so fragile.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Ilhan Omar- “It’s all about the Jew money!! Jews support Israel, not America.”

Blob- “this doesn’t endanger Jews, what do you mean 9 people were killed when a synagogue was attacked?‽”

Funny how what Ilhan said doesn’t endanger Jews (according to shitlibs and lefties) but what trump said endangers Ilhan Omar. Man those poor Muslims, so fragile.

Ilhan is a stupid idiot anyway, though it won’t stop Bob from being a apologist for Islam.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

“Joe Rohan got nothing on them!”
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...she's not going to touch your penis, Bob. Even if she could find it in the rolls of adipose tissue.

 

[Knyttet]

Still assmad.
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"If you don't love censorship and government boot licking you're stupid." - Bob Chipman (12/4 - 2019)

Woooow! And this guy calls himself American??

Also, can someone decode this quote:

"in that case the answer would be 'purple', because ice cream doesnt have bones." - Bob Chipman (12/4 - 2019)

Is that a reference to something or is it just incoherent rambling?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

And unlike miners, farmers, etc, they are not needed.

If the SJW Rapture happened this moment and every one of them ascended to Disney Feminist Heaven, the only people on Earth who would notice would be sellers of sodas and Doritos.

We would notice. A lot of threads would get very quiet.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

We would notice. A lot of threads would get very quiet.

Twitter would collapse overnight.

 

[BScCollateral]

"People are probably more correct than not" is a great way to say "I don't want to subscribe to anything 100% in case it's wrong, but if this turns out to be true I want to be able to say that I called it".

Well... yeah, but that's not an unreasonable position to take. He's a (terrible) pop culture critic, he needs to say something about the trailer, and hedging your bets when you're speculating is a good idea.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"If you don't love censorship and government boot licking you're stupid." - Bob Chipman (12/4 - 2019)

Woooow! And this guy calls himself American??

Also, can someone decode this quote:

"in that case the answer would be 'purple', because ice cream doesnt have bones." - Bob Chipman (12/4 - 2019)

Is that a reference to something or is it just incoherent rambling?

I'm going to go out on a limb and postulate that Bob replied with an entire nonsensical non sequitur on purpose to be a dick (and maybe a halfassed excuse of "I was trying to be funny") because someone DARED to postulate that maybe Bob's the worthless one. If there's anything Bob can't stand, it's someone trying to get him to look in a goddamned mirror and get some fucking self awareness.

also, "Ice cream has no bones" is a reference to an old joke from a long time ago which just stacks non sequiturs upon non sequiturs.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob's mad at us for the ten millionth time.

Also from here on out, I will post this screenshot every time Bob gets mad at us or others for doxxing.

 

[thismanlies]

“Impeach Trump because he’s a meanie!”

Let's just ignore the fact that Ilhan Omar said 9/11 was done by "some people who did something." The real problem is that Trump criticized her for it and that's going to lead to people targeting her like GamerGate did to Brianna Wu.

 

[NQ 952]

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INSPIRATIONAL ALCOHOLISM

I, too, am inspired to spit on police and attempt to frame cops by bashing my head into the back of a patrol cars window.

 

[Mola Ram]

INSPIRATIONAL ALCOHOLISM
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I, too, am inspired to spit on police and attempt to frame cops by bashing my head into the back of a patrol cars window.

Is Bob's thirst greater for the married, increasingly bloated drunk; or for the tranny?

 

[NQ 952]

Fuck it, I made it for my podcast but it fucking belongs here.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

im really high right now and besides the razorfist one what is the best teardown of this fat fuck? i mean really destroying the guy.
and hey blobbo the "useless people" like myself can afford a day of staying in bed doing nothing because we have real jobs.
ps: i hope you die, fat fuck

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is Bob's thirst greater for the married, increasingly bloated drunk; or for the tranny?

Depends on where you stand regarding the theory that Bob is a closeted homosexual.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

im really high right now and besides the razorfist one what is the best teardown of this fat fuck? i mean really destroying the guy.
and hey blobbo the "useless people" like myself can afford a day of staying in bed doing nothing because we have real jobs.
ps: i hope you die, fat fuck

Enjoy your buzz my friend.
(Also note: Bob was so butthurt by this he had the original removed)