Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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OMG what a tough guy we got here
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Seriously though, that GIF pretty much sums up my reaction to the last 10 or so pages. Like I said earlier, it pays to follow Bob Chipman's thread on the farms, because even though the harvest is meager more often than not, every now and then we are absolutely overflowing in pure, unadulterated autism.

Like, even KotakuInAction is roasting him right now:

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...ter_moviebob_ive_found_a_closed_fist_to_be_a/
 
These are the people who would have been cheering on the rounding up of Jews and mentally deficients. Ideology and authority are everything to them. They are not principled. They were authoritarian and hateful, and it just happened that social justice became their ideology.
All Moviebob wants is a free, and tolerant society.
All we have to do is give up all our rights and kill half the population to achieve it.
 
Here's the fucking $64,000 question, Bob: what the hell do YOU create? All you do other than spout angry nonsense on Twitter is review or provide commentary on other people's work. You have not created anything that future generations will appreciate centuries from now. You have not painted the Mona Lisa or the Sistine Chapel. You have not designed the Hagia Sofia or Empire State Building. You have not penned anything remotely comparable to the collected works of Shakespeare or James Joyce's Ulysses. You are a cultural parasite who needs to ride the coattails of people more creative than you to even possess the almost microscopic sliver of relevance you have and that will evaporate shortly after your cholesterol-clogged heart stops because no one gives a damn about the critics. You do not have anything in that vacant little mind that is worth preserving if the singularity comes.

Hell, even if we removed your ego, your consciousness cold fit on a five-inch floppy.

C'mon I think we all know what Bob 'creates' as soon as he wakes up . And after all these years he still hasn't chosen to alter his dietary choices.

P.S - notice he said wakes up every day and not every morning, there's a kind of integrity to Bob.
 
My friendsh, we are falling down on the job. How did we miss this?

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OMG what a tough guy we got here

"How shall we deal with the MovieBob's of the world?"

"I've found that a closed fist... when employed in mocking, dismissive 'jerking off' motion, while rolling one's eyes, is more than sufficient for him."
 
Do you think when he wrote that tweet he was all like "Hell yeah, finally I'm going to be in a tornado of pussy."
Even with all his troon chasing he isn't getting a crumb of coochie.
Bobs thirsting is so over shadowed by his racism and tough guy act but he is one of the most thirsty fuckers with a thread here.
 
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Seriously though, that GIF pretty much sums up my reaction to the last 10 or so pages. Like I said earlier, it pays to follow Bob Chipman's thread on the farms, because even though the harvest is meager more often than not, every now and then we are absolutely overflowing in pure, unadulterated autism.

Like, even KotakuInAction is roasting him right now:

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...ter_moviebob_ive_found_a_closed_fist_to_be_a/

God, the comments there are gold:


"I like how he says it as if he's ever made a closed fist except around a spoon or fork."

"Maybe he's counting on people missing the trapdoor, so his Rancor can get at them. "

"Movie Blob would be better served by a closed mouth policy then a closed fist policy."
 
All Moviebob wants is a free, and tolerant society.
All we have to do is give up all our rights and kill half the population to achieve it.


But then we will achieve a true egalitarian utopia (as long as everyone thinks and acts exactly like Bob).

The big question is, who is the most hillarious basement dwelling hardman - Bob with his clenched fists of rage, or Spoony with his 2 inch pocket knife of doom?
 
But then we will achieve a true egalitarian utopia (as long as everyone thinks and acts exactly like Bob).
He doesn't want something egalitarian. He wants a hierarchical society with himself (as the "enlightened man" that he is) at the top. He has no power to enact his fantasies upon the world, and he knows and hates that fact. Yet, ironically, he's powerless to do anything about it, so he rages from behind a computer screen.
"'Please, please! I'm so miserable. I must have someone to- to do things to. It's simply frightful down there. No one minds me at all. I can't alter them. It's simply dreadful to see them all sitting about and not be able to do anything with them.'"
-C. S. Lewis (having no clue how prophetic he was), The Great Divorce
 
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