Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

I would to not look much into this man, it's just internet bullshit, no one is teaching anyone anything.

It's pretty simple:

- Robert wrote a hillarious-awfull book with the sort of TMI that he thought it would be endearing, but it came out just as creepy. Imagine with likes of Tommy Wiseau wrote a mario 3 book.

- Some guy named Jack from LA made fun of it, but all he did was to read the fucking thing with a voice.

-Robert takes offense and says its making fun of his grandmother for the whole twitter to see it. His sister e-mail the Jack guy and the Brother goes full "internet tough guy" on twitter, which is just embarrassing.

- Jack calls Robert out by having his siblings talk shit to him, Robert goes to twitter and @ one of the fat ass's friend and his audience in trying to shame them into being associated with such a bad person.

-Jack uses the twitter user for his twitch page to fuck around with Robert and his brother by making them believe it is a company that employs him, which is technically true. They bite the bait and suggest something should be done with the guy, but are very carefull to say they don't want be involved in any firing of sorts.

-Jack releases the DMs with the Chipman Brothers and shows everyone that they are willing to whine and moan to a person's employer because they read the Robert's godawfull book in a tone of mockery, which is just a bitch move.

-Everybody laughs, Chris leaves twitter in a tard rage and Robert attempts to make some weak sauce comebacks but now they are just plain embarrassed, so now he is going to keep on low, pop-culture garbage hot takes and re-tweets about pop-culture garbage for a while.

But don't worry folks, this carousel keeps on turning and turning again, just give it time, because this is the hell Robert Chipman made for himself, and was so kind of his part to share it with us.

Christmas came early and so did I.

ETA: Just so this post isn't just a shitty joke, here are the DM logs in full since I didn't see them in the last couple of pages

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Bob:


Chris:

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If Bob didn't want this to happened, he shouldn't have wrote that part in his book. Simple as that.

If Bob understood how things looked or how they could be used against him, he wouldn't have a thread here in the first place.

I would to not look much into this man, it's just internet bullshit, no one is teaching anyone anything.

It's pretty simple:

- Robert wrote a hillarious-awfull book with the sort of TMI that he thought it would be endearing, but it came out just as creepy. Imagine with likes of Tommy Wiseau wrote a mario 3 book.

- Some guy named Jack from LA made fun of it, but all he did was to read the fucking thing with a voice.

-Robert takes offense and says its making fun of his grandmother for the whole twitter to see it. His sister e-mail the Jack guy and the Brother goes full "internet tough guy" on twitter, which is just embarrassing.

- Jack calls Robert out by having his siblings talk shit to him, Robert goes to twitter and @ one of the fat ass's friend and his audience in trying to shame them into being associated with such a bad person.

-Jack uses the twitter user for his twitch page to fuck around with Robert and his brother by making them believe it is a company that employs him, which is technically true. They bite the bait and suggest something should be done with the guy, but are very carefull to say they don't want be involved in any firing of sorts.

-Jack releases the DMs with the Chipman Brothers and shows everyone that they are willing to whine and moan to a person's employer because they read the Robert's godawfull book in a tone of mockery, which is just a bitch move.

-Everybody laughs, Chris leaves twitter in a tard rage and Robert attempts to make some weak sauce comebacks but now they are just plain embarrassed, so now he is going to keep on low, pop-culture garbage hot takes and re-tweets about pop-culture garbage for a while.

But don't worry folks, this carousel keeps on turning and turning again, just give it time, because this is the hell Robert Chipman made for himself, and was so kind of his part to share it with us.

What I don't get about this entire incident is why did this specific incident set Bob off? Years upon years of people making fun of him and that stupid book, and now he suddenly decides to go on the warpath regarding it?

I would say it was the grandmother thing, but that's already a well known piece of Bob lore. Jack was not the first person to highlight how shitty Bob was at his grandmothers funeral.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If Bob understood how things looked or how they could be used against him, he wouldn't have a thread here in the first place.


What I don't get about this entire incident is why did this specific incident set Bob off? Years upon years of people making fun of him and that stupid book, and now he suddenly decides to go on the warpath regarding it?

I would say it was the grandmother thing, but that's already a well known piece of Bob lore. Jack was not the first person to highlight how shitty Bob was at his grandmothers funeral.

Bob's from Boston.

He fights.

Like a mean girl.

 

[Bolo]

What I don't get about this entire incident is why did this specific incident set Bob off? Years upon years of people making fun of him and that stupid book, and now he suddenly decides to go on the warpath regarding it?

The Jack guy making fun of his book seems somewhat popular, more so with the same people Robert follows, in short, he is on the same clique Robert wants in.

Usually Robert ignores or downplays whenever someone comes with the old hats, such as the eugenics tweets, the book, etc, but he loses his shit this comes from "his side", and he always comes bad after those, just like when the Hbomber fag called him a racist.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Jack guy making fun of his book seems somewhat popular, more so with the same people Robert follows, in short, he is on the same clique Robert wants in.

Usually Robert ignores or downplays whenever someone comes with the old hats, such as the eugenics tweets, the book, etc, but he loses his shit this comes from "his side", and he always comes bad after those, just like when the Hbomber fag called him a racist.

It's not the book that's driving this shit train into overdrive. If Bob were any kind of decent human being, the book would only be worth a few chuckles, and if podcasters and YouTubers kept m!lking it they'd be more lolcowish than Bob himself. It'd be like beating up on a short bus kid. Or if Bob just laughed it off and admitted the book was full of odd admissions and peculiar stories, that would also be the end of it. But Bob is a mean, bitter, loathsome cunt who spews bile all day and night on Twitter, sneers at vast swaths of the populace, and has an ego the size of Jupiter. It's a perfect storm for this book to make him look like a fool and provoke him beyond any sane response.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What I don't get about this entire incident is why did this specific incident set Bob off? Years upon years of people making fun of him and that stupid book, and now he suddenly decides to go on the warpath regarding it?

I would say it was the grandmother thing, but that's already a well known piece of Bob lore. Jack was not the first person to highlight how shitty Bob was at his grandmothers funeral.

Possibly it's just the straw that broke the camel's back, but maybe it just coincided with some behind the scenes shit at Escapist. Remember post-Escapist when Bob was having his meltdown and attacking Total Biscuit? That was just after he got fired but a few months before the Pixels review or rejoining Screw Attack. And he was getting shit for the final episode of Game Overthinker where Captain N was agreeing with his out of touch ideas. He was probably scared and worried that he might have to move back, get a real job, and really was nothing without The Escapist, even though he was doing well compared to a lot of other nobodies. He probably tried to get a job at somewhere better but no one would take him.

So as some others have been saying, maybe Escapist has been telling him they plan to get rid of him and Jack was just the guy to tip him over.

 

[Absolutego]

I stay away from this thread for a week and Bob fucking outdoes himself. Just to see if I'm understanding the last ~30 pages:
-Some twitter personality made fun of Bob again for his embarrassing autobiography-disguised-as-a-critical-examination-of-SMB3,
-Bob ropes in his brother to go on a mutual tard rage about being made fun of,
-They complain behind the scenes to an account pretending to be the twitter personality's employer,
-The employer was actually the twitter personality all along and releases their DMs while pretending to fire himself,
-Bob and Chippa go on a pathetically performative bit of ass-covering about how they never wanted the dude fired,
-Both slink off to their twitter corners to lick their wounds after making asses of themselves on social media.

Did I miss anything substantial? This is fucking hilarious.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Well you done fucked up again, bob. Now all the girls on the internet know you're uncool.

This is just what happened in highschool when you thought you were the big man on campus because you did 5 minute abs for 1 week and then proceeded to get your ass handed to you on a fight that you needlessly started.

Maybe next time you get into a scuff on social media you'll scream about getting your dad to beat up the other mean internet people instead of your brother? I mean dragging in different family members every week because you got into a fight on the internet certainly makes the ladies pussy's wet

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Well you done fucked up again, bob. Now all the girls on the internet know you're uncool.

This is just what happened in highschool when you thought you were the big man on campus because you did 5 minute abs for 1 week and then proceeded to get your ass handed to you on a fight that you needlessly started.

Maybe next time you get into a scuff on social media you'll scream about getting your dad to beat up the other mean internet people instead of your brother? I mean dragging in different family members every week because you got into a fight on the internet certainly makes the ladies pussy's wet

Father Chipman is roasting in the afterlife with Grandma Chipman.

 

[cypocryphy]

Don't the subhumans know by now only Bob Chipman is allowed to act like a complete cunt on the internet?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I stay away from this thread for a week and Bob fucking outdoes himself. Just to see if I'm understanding the last ~30 pages:
-Some twitter personality made fun of Bob again for his embarrassing autobiography-disguised-as-a-critical-examination-of-SMB3,
-Bob ropes in his brother to go on a mutual tard rage about being made fun of,
-They complain behind the scenes to an account pretending to be the twitter personality's employer,
-The employer was actually the twitter personality all along and releases their DMs while pretending to fire himself,
-Bob and Chippa go on a pathetically performative bit of ass-covering about how they never wanted the dude fired,
-Both slink off to their twitter corners to lick their wounds after making asses of themselves on social media.

Did I miss anything substantial? This is fucking hilarious.

You missed the part where the reeeing was begun by a female relative of Robert's who is definitely not his sister.

 

[Absolutego]

You missed the part where the reeeing was begun by a female relative of Robert's who is definitely not his sister.

Bob has a sister? That poor woman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob has a sister? That poor woman.

She got married to the Korean(?) down in Cancun, which gave us that wonderful photo set with Robert's fashion sense and antisocial behavior on full display.

 

[Ashen One]

You missed the part where the reeeing was begun by a female relative of Robert's who is definitely not his sister.

I think that may be my favorite part in this whole mess. Nobody who ever read that book to mock Bob cared that grandma Chipman passed away. Condolences to the Chipman family and all that because losing a loved one sucks even if it was years ago, but her passing away was never the main focus of this.

Every single joke or mockery made in relation to her death is about how Bob's reaction to it, never about her passing. The comments about it were never " LOL Bob's grandma is dead " they were always a variation of "Bob skipped his own grandma's funeral to buy a new AC in order to not interact with his family, how fucked up/pathetic is that?" My point being: If any family member is upset at grandma's death being talked about online, blame Bob for writing about it on his awful book and being such a massive cunt online that people use that to mock him.

As for Chris, "this person feels like attacking and mocking my brother is ok because of their political differences" is just rich coming someone defending Bob. Go check your brother's account, pick any of his 206k tweets (jfc, tweeting this much should be considered a mental illness) randomly and there's a higher than 80% chance it's one doing exactly that to the subhumans.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert goes back to his usual ways of TDS, hating every Dem who isn't Warren, calling for an electoral reform and of course vilifying his political opposition after a long day of drama:

Spoiler: He'll never learn

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Is it veering a touch too far outside of my lane to suggest that this guy is... a little not-comfortable with himself? Gives way, WAY too much of a shit what people who hate him think about him?”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“@KristineCummins @SallyAlbright I'm supposed to care why, exactly? Districts are almost as obsolete as individual states in a wireless/globalized political economy. I'm not a "Bernie person" (blue no matter who, but as a figurehead... someone else, please) but AOC is basically what a...

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Can we get rid of the literal-criminal Presidential administration so I can go back to finding the SHOCKING incompetence of what's supposedly "The Deep State" reassuring and funny instead of actually-threatening? https://t.co/SgKLADmUrv”

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Also in an unsurprising turn of events, Christopher re-opens his twitter in less than 24 hours after quitting that "hellsite".

 

[Bolo]

Also in an unsurprising turn of events, Christopher re-opens his twitter in less than 24 hours after quitting that "hellsite".
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Welp, that didn't last long.

Everybody bitches that twitter is cesspool hell hole and destroys lives, and yet they always keep coming back, and not surprising, Chris and his brother are social media addicts.

Oh sure they can give the good ol' excuse "we have to do social media to promote our work" when, in Robert's case at least, said promotion is drowned upon tons and tons of political hot takes and baits for the likes and re-tweets that give them a rush.

Twitter is some sort of purgatory, filled with wailing souls debating, shouting into the void wanting to be heard, to be singled out just to be crushed by the deafening indifference of the universe, each suffocating by the incessant screaming of those who also want to be heard, but unable to move on because the of hope that, one day, with enough likes and retweets, they will be perceived as unique and special.

And so these damned souls carry on, wailing into the void

 

[Emperor Julian]

Districts are obsolete for Bob chipman because he doesnt interact with anyone outside of his immediate family and has no awareness of local concearns. Also by Bobs logic that means his urban ubermunch are as redundant as the ghouls.

 

[Mola Ram]

Districts are obsolete for Bob chipman because he doesnt interact with anyone outside of his immediate family and has no awareness of local concearns. Also by Bobs logic that means his urban ubermunch are as redundant as the ghouls.

I'm sorry, did you expect him to actually think this through?

 

[Neko GF]

I'm sorry, did you expect him to actually think this through?

Does anyone here think that Bob actually knows anything about how the USA's democratic system works?

 

[Ashen One]

Does anyone here think that Bob actually knows anything about how the USA's democratic system?

Duuh, you don't need to know anything about it to know it's not working.
It gives the obsolete untermenschen a voice in politics, and it didn't elect YAAAAS SLAAAY KWEEN Hillary when it was clearly Her Turn as per the wishes of the America That Matters.