Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's tweets like these, that make me wish that Robert would pull a Sargon and actually run for office. "I wouldn't even rape you" vs "not being patient with obsolete white people".

I want to see his face when polling shows that "not being patient with obsolete white people" doesn't even win the non-white vote that he was presumably counting on let alone anything close to a majority.

 

[Adamska]

Bob is very mad at Grand-Uncle Joe for suggesting that having more than one political party with power is an inherently good thing.
Of course Bob wants a one-party state. Its the best form of Government. Just look at the modern success stories of China, North Korea, Cuba, or Burma. And who could forget historical examples like Russia and Germany. If the mean old obselete United States hadn't opposed those two experiments in united rule, we would all be eating moon wheat by now!

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Fat moron who has to be bailed out by family or fans is so hideously smoothbrained he mechanically does not understand how republics or democracies work. More when he screams about wanting to mouth fuck conservative women without consent like the incel he is.

 

[El Jagre]

Of fucking course Bob doesn't believe that people can be center/neutral in politics. It's all to him right or left, black or white, superior or inferior. The Westboro Baptist Church isn't this dogmatic.

The ironic thing is that actual leftists hate people like blobert. And they're also pro 2nd amendment.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If you join the church of Bob then you too will learn the true meaning of the word eugenics.(a)

Spoiler: When will you learn?

I just wanna add in that this past week was phenomenal. Bob you are a hilariously incompetent, pussyass coward. Get Chip come here and tell Null to ban us because we're making fun of his bib bubba.

 

[Positron]

I would to not look much into this man, it's just internet bullshit, no one is teaching anyone anything.

It's pretty simple:

- Robert wrote a hillarious-awful book with the sort of TMI that he thought it would be endearing, but it came out just as creepy. Imagine with likes of Tommy Wiseau wrote a mario 3 book.

- Some guy named Jack from LA made fun of it, but all he did was to read the fucking thing with a voice.

-Robert takes offense and says its making fun of his grandmother for the whole twitter to see it. His sister e-mail the Jack guy and the Brother goes full "internet tough guy" on twitter, which is just embarrassing.

- Jack calls Robert out by having his siblings talk shit to him, Robert goes to twitter and @ one of the fat ass's friend and his audience in trying to shame them into being associated with such a bad person.

-Jack uses the twitter user for his twitch page to fuck around with Robert and his brother by making them believe it is a company that employs him, which is technically true. They bite the bait and suggest something should be done with the guy, but are very carefull to say they don't want be involved in any firing of sorts.

-Jack releases the DMs with the Chipman Brothers and shows everyone that they are willing to whine and moan to a person's employer because they read the Robert's godawfull book in a tone of mockery, which is just a bitch move.

-Everybody laughs, Chris leaves twitter in a tard rage and Robert attempts to make some weak sauce comebacks but now they are just plain embarrassed, so now he is going to keep on low, pop-culture garbage hot takes and re-tweets about pop-culture garbage for a while.

But don't worry folks, this carousel keeps on turning and turning again, just give it time, because this is the hell Robert Chipman made for himself, and was so kind of his part to share it with us.

That's what I call good targets, good tactics.

 

[Adamska]

If you join the church of Bob then you too will learn the true meaning of the word eugenics.(a)

Spoiler: When will you learn?

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I just wanna add in that this past week was phenomenal. Bob you are a hilariously incompetent, pussyass coward. Get Chip come here and tell Null to ban us because we're making fun of his bib bubba.

Bobby conveniently chooses to not mention how eugenics also discourages people deemed "inferior" from breeding, usually via sterilization. He also is so retarded he doesn't get how the side he shills for loves crippled people, or at least loves speaking for them and so are usually anti-eugenics.

 

[Toxinophile]

If you join the church of Bob then you too will learn the true meaning of the word eugenics.(a)

Spoiler: When will you learn?

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I just wanna add in that this past week was phenomenal. Bob you are a hilariously incompetent, pussyass coward. Get Chip come here and tell Null to ban us because we're making fun of his bib bubba.

So this whole time, Bob's been preaching his eugenics screed not as an excuse for the disenfranchisement of red voters but for the altruistic desire to remove the likes of cancer and dementia from the human genome? Who the fuck is Robert trying to fool? As far as I've seen Bob considers voting republican and working in the agrarian industry as hereditary diseases too and he's been far more consistently vocal about curing the red states than something like a eugenics dating app.
Meanwhile Robert isn't exactly healthy and disease-free himself despite claiming to belong to a more evolved part of the human race.


Edit: Oh and if anybody cares, I do believe a eugenics dating app is dumb. You'd have a easier time removing the DNA strand that causes heart failure thru Nazism than thru Tinder. It's the reason why so many people correlate the two as the same. It's also one of the same reasons why it's easy to compare Bob to a Nazi.

 

[Mola Ram]

So this whole time, Bob's been preaching his eugenics screed not as an excuse for the disenfranchisement of red voters but for the altruistic desire to remove the likes of cancer and dementia from the human genome? Who the fuck is Robert trying to fool? As far as I've seen Bob considers voting republican and working in the agrarian industry as hereditary diseases too and he's been far more consistently vocal about curing the red states than something like a eugenics dating app.
Meanwhile Robert isn't exactly healthy and disease-free himself despite claiming to belong to a more evolved part of the human race.

"Three generations of imbeciles is enough." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Supreme Court Justice.

"Preach it, brother!" - Bob "MovieBob" Chipman, noted imbecile.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

If you join the church of Bob then you too will learn the true meaning of the word eugenics.(a)

Spoiler: When will you learn?

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I just wanna add in that this past week was phenomenal. Bob you are a hilariously incompetent, pussyass coward. Get Chip come here and tell Null to ban us because we're making fun of his bib bubba.

Bobby conveniently chooses to not mention how eugenics also discourages people deemed "inferior" from breeding, usually via sterilization. He also is so exceptional he doesn't get how the side he shills for loves crippled people, or at least loves speaking for them and so are usually anti-eugenics.

So this whole time, Bob's been preaching his eugenics screed not as an excuse for the disenfranchisement of red voters but for the altruistic desire to remove the likes of cancer and dementia from the human genome? Who the fuck is Robert trying to fool? As far as I've seen Bob considers voting republican and working in the agrarian industry as hereditary diseases too and he's been far more consistently vocal about curing the red states than something like a eugenics dating app.
Meanwhile Robert isn't exactly healthy and disease-free himself despite claiming to belong to a more evolved part of the human race.


Edit: Oh and if anybody cares, I do believe a eugenics dating app is dumb. You'd have a easier time removing the DNA strand that causes heart failure thru Nazism than thru Tinder. It's the reason why so many people correlate the two as the same. It's also one of the same reasons why it's easy to compare Bob to a Nazi.

After years of pretending, Robert finally indirectly admits once again that yes, he is a eugenicist. Didn't you once say while defending yourself that, "Eugenics isn't "there are too many stupid people, " eugenics is "here's my terrible plan to fix it"" and that was why you weren't a eugenicist, Bob?

Yeah, he knows damn well about the sterilization. I think this is his clumsy attempt to try to warm his audience up to the idea.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

And they're also pro 2nd amendment.

Gonna press X to doubt on that one, tovarisch.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Gonna press X to doubt on that one, tovarisch.

Hey now, communists are very pro gun. For them. For anyone else, not so much.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Robert goes back to his usual ways of TDS, hating every Dem who isn't Warren, calling for an electoral reform and of course vilifying his political opposition after a long day of drama:

Spoiler: He'll never learn

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Is it veering a touch too far outside of my lane to suggest that this guy is... a little not-comfortable with himself? Gives way, WAY too much of a shit what people who hate him think about him?”

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“@KristineCummins @SallyAlbright I'm supposed to care why, exactly? Districts are almost as obsolete as individual states in a wireless/globalized political economy. I'm not a "Bernie person" (blue no matter who, but as a figurehead... someone else, please) but AOC is basically what a...

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Can we get rid of the literal-criminal Presidential administration so I can go back to finding the SHOCKING incompetence of what's supposedly "The Deep State" reassuring and funny instead of actually-threatening? https://t.co/SgKLADmUrv”

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Also in an unsurprising turn of events, Christopher re-opens his twitter in less than 24 hours after quitting that "hellsite".
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How bad is Movie Bob? He makes me agree with Mayor Pete

 

[instythot]

Pretty much. About 400-600 pages back I had my MATI rant about how automated hydroponics systems aren't economically feasible due to being unable to invoke economics of scale, and how hydroponic nutrient solution is an extremely hazardous waste product that needs specialized, expensive treatment to either recycle or deposit back into the water cycle. If Bob knew what the fuck he was talking about, he'd be hitting on the benefits of polycultural aquaponics or aeroponics systems as a solution for eco-friendly vertical farming.

Was Bob failing to understand that climate control for buildings not already in good growing areas is going to be a major added cost that will price these fantasy operations out of the market again?

 

[Mola Ram]

Was Bob failing to understand

Yes, always, about everything under the sun.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Was Bob failing to understand that climate control for buildings not already in good growing areas is going to be a major added cost that will price these fantasy operations out of the market again?

I'm pretty sure people telling him stuff like this is what caused him to become "woke."

Capitalism won't support my moon wheat because it's too expensive and impractical? Well capitalism is wrong! Neoliberal fascism Progressivism all day baby!

 

[Marissa Moira]

You think Bob is aware of how Japan plummeted when it had a one party rule? More than 10 years of economic decline, political corruption ran rampant because nobody opposed them, and any legal reckoning didn't happen because the offices who were supposed to enforce it got staffed by friends of the politicians. They don't call it the lost decade for nothing.

Bob doesn't understand the value of chaos and conflict. The west was made with having ideas go head to head and constant arguing. The system works when it's agitated, not when it's stagnant.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It speaks a lot that useful idiots like Bob think neoliberalism is good for the economy.

 

[Bolo]

Bob doesn't understand the value of chaos and conflict. The west was made with having ideas go head to head and constant arguing. The system works when it's agitated, not when it's stagnant.

He can't understand because it isn't about different views about goverment management for Bob, it's about GOOD vs EVIL.

That is what Robert craves, and so that is how he views the world. His need to be a sanctimonious asshole will make him believe anything that can accommodate this behaviour. This is the sort of person who could say that in Kansas, it's mandatory by state that regular fagdrags need to be taken place on town squares 3 times a week, and it Trump is not stopped, they will also take place in Times Square in the future.

Discussion is something you have with your equals, and as we all know, Robert doesn't see republicans as his equals, and if he did, it would break the illusion of his "fight".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You think Bob is aware of how Japan plummeted when it had a one party rule? More than 10 years of economic decline, political corruption ran rampant because nobody opposed them, and any legal reckoning didn't happen because the offices who were supposed to enforce it got staffed by friends of the politicians. They don't call it the lost decade for nothing.

Bob doesn't understand the value of chaos and conflict. The west was made with having ideas go head to head and constant arguing. The system works when it's agitated, not when it's stagnant.

He wouldn't care if he knows (about both your points). Major urban centers in America (e.g. Chicago, New York City, San Francisco) have been run almost exclusively by Democrats for the better part of a century. Without exception, each one is a crime-ridden shithole (a literal shithole in San Francisco's case). Yet, to Bob, the fact that they are run by Democrats and the political left makes them inherently superior to the more stable, prosperous, shit-less parts of America run by Republicans. In his mind, people who believe a certain ideology are the ubermensch and thus inherently superior to the untermensch (and he, naturally, is one of the ubermensch who deserves his moon wheat, dammit).
Ironically enough, conflict is what strengthens individual human beings- by being challenged, and rising to those challenges, we grow as people. Yet, look at Robert Chipman. He has stagnated. He could have been the next Yahtzee with a little elbow grease and rising to the challenges of e-fame. But he chose to wallow in his mediocrity. He may have even been expecting someone else (such as his audience or his employers) to carry his fat ass to the heady heights of e-fame, much like how he expects someone else to develop the technologies that'll turn the moon into an extraterrestrial wheat farm.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

It speaks a lot that useful idiots like Bob think neoliberalism is good for the economy.

Neoliberalism (to a point) is good. But that point as the economy continues to improve demands certain things. Things post 1990s there wasnt a global consensus to do anymore