Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Rei is shit said:
nice little spergout
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Which leads to senpai noticing him, plus bobs tenuous understanding of history.
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More history exceptionalism
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AOC fanboying
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EMPTY OBSOLETE MAYONNAISE WASTELAND post of the day
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Which one do you think bob classifies himself as? Or does he tick both boxes?
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In a few posts Blob displays that not only is he ignorant of history from a decade ago but he is also ignorant of history from a century ago, and from millennia past!

He is just a talking point parrot. He reads Twitter, finds popular bullshit to regurgitate, and does that until someone calls him on some error in his thinking or position at which point he either freaks out or apologizes profusely for being a white male depending on the race/gender/sexuality of the person who is currently owning him.

You can always tell how weak a person is by how strongly they cling to the idea of majority rule. People like Blob are fine with mob rule because they believe they will never lose control of the mob. They believe this because they don't understand how mobs work. The great thing about the modern era is people like Blob display their ignorance so proudly that we can often avoid taking such people seriously.
 
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I always find funny this worshiping adoration Robert has for AOC.

Robert is always quick to state that "he doesn't do sides" and that his views are his own and all that he supports is just he being pragmatic to get to the superior future. And we all know this is just an act, Robert has this juvenile need to be the smartest person in the room, so he will keep the attitude of "I'm not a sheep like you, baaaa".

Then why on fuck he treats AOC like the fucken messiah that will usher the superior future? I'm not into politics, and even to me it's clear that is woman is a con artist, and it isn't just the Tuckers and Shapiros of the world saying it, even other democrats low key said that AOC is more of an actress than a politician, and seeing how she got into politics (by answering a casting call) and how she behaves in congress it doesn't take much to grasp that AOC is a con job.

But whatever, this woman ain't the first nor the last con-man to do this, that is the system for you, but usually, most people treat them as just actors, I just find it funny that Robert, the man who whishes for nothing more than being exceptional, is one of the simpletons the claps and cheers at this obvious farce.
 
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Bolo said:
I always find funny this worshiping adoration Robert has for AOC.

Robert is always quick to state that "he doesn't do sides" and that his views are his own and all that he supports is just he being pragmatic to get to the superior future. And we all know this is just an act, Robert has this juvenile need to be the smartest person in the room, so he will keep the attitude of "I'm not a sheep like you, baaaa".

Then why on fuck he treats AOC like the fucken messiah that will usher the superior future? I'm not into politics, and even to me it's clear that is woman is a con artist, and it isn't just the Tuckers and Shapiros of the world saying it, even other democrats low key said that AOC is more of an actress than a politician, and seeing how she got into politics (by answering a casting call) and how she behaves in congress it doesn't take much to grasp that AOC is a con job.

But whatever, this woman ain't the first nor the last con-man to do this, that is the system for you, but usually, most people treat them as just actors, I just find it funny that Robert, the man who whishes for nothing more than being exceptional, is one of the simpletons the claps and cheers at this obvious farce.
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Not too surprising. He supported Zoe Quinn and Anita to the point where he's original career at the escapist suffered for it
 
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Rei is shit said:
nice little spergout
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Which leads to senpai noticing him, plus bobs tenuous understanding of history.
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More history exceptionalism
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AOC fanboying
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EMPTY OBSOLETE MAYONNAISE WASTELAND post of the day
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Which one do you think bob classifies himself as? Or does he tick both boxes?
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I non-ironically hope the FBI is watching bob.
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"next year you gotta do like 4-5 whole lesbian Xmas movies"
Sounds like Bob's talking to a porn production studio.

He has a creepy lesbian fetish.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
If the bars in Bah-Stown are anything like the ones in Washington, then this is entirely sadder than you can imagine.

WA state has ticket bowls and punchboards. The ticket bowls have rip-tab tickets that either tell you what prize you won or have numbers. For prizes like Bob is showing, you'd be doing number rip-its.

Punchboards are boards with about 500-5000 little holes in them. You use a key, kind of like for spam or sardines, to punch the hole, pushing out a tiny folded piece of paper that you unfold and there's a number.

Some bars, tourist traps usually, but sometimes even hole in the wall white trash bars, have all kinds of things on the rafters and the like. I have literally seen: Kid's bikes, crockpots, barbie sets, Tickle Me Elmo, and more.

So that means Bob sat at the bar, drinking beer, and playing pull-tabs or punch boards and won that shit.

When he says "Barcade" I think of either this, or something even worse.

Chuck-E-Cheese with beer. Basically a supposed hipster and cool thing, it's usually full of people slumming it or people trying to justify drinking there because they're trying to win their kids presents.

Meaning he was playing the games you find in Chuck-E-Cheese, drinking beer, and collecting tickets, to the point he could have went out and bought that shit cheaper.

Either way, that makes him more white trash than any Methican American living in a trailer park, fucking his sister, and eating mayo sandwiches.
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The bars in Robert's area likely have what you are describing, though I've mostly seen that kind of thing in a VFW/Elks/etc environment.

There is also at least one of those arcade bars you mention on the North Shore. I heard about it years ago, and they highlighted their outdoor activities, but I'm pretty sure it had indoor neckbeard attractions as well.
 
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Not too surprising. He supported Zoe Quinn and Anita to the point where he's original career at the escapist suffered for it
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What I absolutely love about Bob is how he will constantly pick the wrong battles to fight and then act all butthurt when it comes back to bite him in the ass.

Imagine throwing away your career and reputation for people that not only don't care about you, but don't even really know who you are. Was it worth it Bob, honestly?
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
What I absolutely love about Bob is how he will constantly pick the wrong battles to fight and then act all butthurt when it comes back to bite him in the ass.

Imagine throwing away your career and reputation for people that not only don't care about you, but don't even really know who you are. Was it worth it Bob, honestly?
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To him it always will be, because he stood up against le evil patriarchy
 
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Rei is shit said:
nice little spergout
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Which leads to senpai noticing him, plus bobs tenuous understanding of history.
View attachment 1055075

More history exceptionalism
View attachment 1055076

AOC fanboying
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EMPTY OBSOLETE MAYONNAISE WASTELAND post of the day
View attachment 1055078

Which one do you think bob classifies himself as? Or does he tick both boxes?
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I non-ironically hope the FBI is watching bob.
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Ugh. Going down the list.

Robert unironically filtering his whole view of western exploration and colonization of the world through a tired Lilly Singh tier "Wypipo, amirite? They don't spice their food!" joke.

I've noticed that mouth breathers who align with the left have an extremely distorted view of population percentages. The amount of conservatives in the country is roughly equal to the number of liberals, Blob. Muh Electoral College doesn't mean that someone can win the presidential race with half the popular vote of the person they're running against.

Also, land that isn't Manhattanized is not necessarily "unused." It's tough to tell if Bob's weird disdain for people living in a more natural environment is genuine or just a matter of political convenience. Is it just an excuse to justify why the wasteland ghouls shouldn't get to vote, or is he really this passionate about everyone living in a pod and eating bugs?

When Robert goes off on THINKERS, BELIEVERS, and/or DREAMERS you know that he's not saying anything worthwhile with his sad, obsessive attempt to singlehandedly force this meme on society.

And of course Robert is one of those people who fantasizes about the two sister characters from Frozen being scissor sisters.

Bolo said:
I always find funny this worshiping adoration Robert has for AOC.

Robert is always quick to state that "he doesn't do sides" and that his views are his own and all that he supports is just he being pragmatic to get to the superior future. And we all know this is just an act, Robert has this juvenile need to be the smartest person in the room, so he will keep the attitude of "I'm not a sheep like you, baaaa".

Then why on fuck he treats AOC like the fucken messiah that will usher the superior future? I'm not into politics, and even to me it's clear that is woman is a con artist, and it isn't just the Tuckers and Shapiros of the world saying it, even other democrats low key said that AOC is more of an actress than a politician, and seeing how she got into politics (by answering a casting call) and how she behaves in congress it doesn't take much to grasp that AOC is a con job.

But whatever, this woman ain't the first nor the last con-man to do this, that is the system for you, but usually, most people treat them as just actors, I just find it funny that Robert, the man who whishes for nothing more than being exceptional, is one of the simpletons the claps and cheers at this obvious farce.
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Don't ignore that in Robert's case there's the very strong likelihood that a factor in this is that he'd like to fuck her. I'm sure he knows it'll never happen, but on an emotional level he feels all giddy inside over milady.

I think a lot of fans of AOC are the political equivalent of people who white knight for e-thots that way.
 
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Their's a lot of unpack in this latest bought of twitter sperging.

-Bob actually fills quite a few British Negative steriotypes about Americans in the post, such as refering to the UK as England and only really being able to understand other nations in American contexts. Combined with the fact he's really fat, really consumerist, really beligerant and talks endlessly mean that he wouldnt really be percieved as distinct from the mayo ghouls in the UK.
-I'm not sure why he Calls tucker craven. I mean he's fake news but he appears to believe his own noise. I'm not sure what he's getting at here.
-Bob seems to struggle with the distinction between working class and underclass, he also seems to create an artificial distinction between working class via ethnic origin or vocation. Something the more cynical capitalists would probably approve off.
-As always it's endlessly hilarious that Bob thinks he's above the common rabble when a single farm hand or bin man is infinatly more useful to society.
 
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*labored breathing and wet, slurred words*
"Huhh...huhh...musht...conshoom!
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The following vid is unrelated and has nothing to do with Bob, believe it!

Who oh who could Bobbyboi be quoting now?
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You know who it is.
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Aimee Terese on Twitter: "Strasserite vindication tour - coming soon …

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Leave her alone Robert before you really screw up and get kicked off Twitter and rob us of much amusement.

Edit: @Rei is shit already posted the Aimee tweet and I missed it.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
*labored breathing and wet, slurred words*
"Huhh...huhh...musht...conshoom!
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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I no longer even care that much if #TheRiseO…

archived 17 Dec 2019 13:28:34 UTC
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The following vid is unrelated and has nothing to do with Bob, believe it!

Who oh who could Bobbyboi be quoting now?
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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Craven "populists" like Tucker here but also…

archived 17 Dec 2019 13:26:17 UTC
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You know who it is.
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Aimee Terese on Twitter: "Strasserite vindication tour - coming soon …

archived 17 Dec 2019 17:01:14 UTC
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Leave her alone Robert before you really screw up and get kicked off Twitter and rob us of much amusement.
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Ah yes, Willow. Lord of the Rings for people who were too stupid to get through Lord of the Rings.
 
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