Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Dude... Amazon is doing woke LOTR.

Sorry to be the one to tell you.

Oh yeah, idc. I won’t watch it

 

[Count groudon]

The worst thing she ever did on twitter was encourage Bob. I was curious about him and her so I looked into their interaction. He's definitely been going after her far more than she to him. Their first interaction was on September 16, 2019. The context of their meet cute and what we know about Bobbyboi made this particularly hilarious to me.

Spoiler: Knowing her place

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Wow! That is a *really* slick looking setup …

archived 16 Dec 2019 02:07:08 UTC

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And that one like goes to...
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And they are going to produce some spergy spawn.

Spoiler: ruv u rong tyme

Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 on Twitter: "Keep the sugar coming, I'll be here all da…

archived 16 Dec 2019 02:17:58 UTC

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lol, you tell 'em Kenny!

Those poor saline sacks...if they only knew....

Anywho, that's not what I came here for. This is what I came here for.

Spoiler: cow sorta crossover!

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Hey. FUCK this fucking guy and everyone who …

archived 16 Dec 2019 02:21:58 UTC

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I'm not sure what set Bob off the most, the mention of GobbledeeGook, being weary of the potential of weirdos hiding behind being trans, or acknowledging that Jake looks like a homeless bottom bear? These are the mysteries.

No Bob, just because she’s Asian doesn’t mean she’s related to Miyamoto.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Oh yeah, idc. I won’t watch it

I suspect that "Lord of the Cock Rings" isn't going to go full broke woke, but at least one of the characters is going to have two elf Dads for no discernible reason. You can bank on it.

The only thing I can remember about Willow was about how okay it was. Warwick Davis was a cool main character, and I liked the fact that he was a Dad and had a strong motivation to save the human baby, but the film itself never really had a hook. Movies like Legend and Labyrinth at least had charismatic villains, great music and tons of art direction. Willow was just a counterfeit version of "The Hobbit" with some memorable (for the time) stop motion and computer effects.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Woke version of what?

Willow is not an amazing movie, it’s ok I’m just tired of studios rehashing shit and selling nostalgia vs new content. One of the many reasons why I hate Marvel.

New Star Wars is just awful, anyone who thinks it’s good has terrible taste in movies.

Amazon is developing with Warner Bros. a new show based on the Lord of the Rings. That’s what I meant.

Apparently they’re going to make the LOTR show woke.

It begins...

Spoiler: "It's fine"

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Can't drop full review for #StarWarsTheRiseo…

archived 17 Dec 2019 23:21:14 UTC

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I'm getting first reports that ALL of the leaks are true. I cannot wait for the spin to come from this.

Shout out to the sped who brought up the eugenics tweet. exceptional individual, if you're gonna throw Bob's stupid comments back in his fat face make it funny and relevant.

Don’t ask, consume!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Thanks Cinema Roberto, I feel confident knowing that your opinion on this film was totally formed solely from the experience of seeing it, I will now consider partaking in viewing said film.

 

[Commander X]

"Mario and Luigi...angels to some, demons to others."

 

[Rei is shit]

The movie is currently at 56% on RT and lots of woke critics are hating on it for bending the knee to fans. Can't wait to see bob's opinion change over the next few days. Maybe the strain from constantly re-editing his review will finally give us a stroke.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The movie is currently at 56% on RT and lots of woke critics are hating on it for bending the knee to fans. Can't wait to see bob's opinion change over the next few days. Maybe the strain from constantly re-editing his review will finally give us a stroke.

I’ll be honest, four years ago, I would’ve never predicted to be worse than Phantom Menace.

Given how Bob hated Into Darkness, it won’t be surprising to say Rise of Skywalker proves what a utter hack JJ Abrams is.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

It begins...

Spoiler: "It's fine"

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Can't drop full review for #StarWarsTheRiseo…

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I'm getting first reports that ALL of the leaks are true. I cannot wait for the spin to come from this.

Shout out to the sped who brought up the eugenics tweet. exceptional individual, if you're gonna throw Bob's stupid comments back in his fat face make it funny and relevant.

Sad part is, Bob is too much of a nobody to get paid off, and even the usual suspects didn't like this one, so he's gonna shill DIDNEY for free.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Sad part is, Bob is too much of a nobody to get paid off, and even the usual suspects didn't like this one, so he's gonna shill DIDNEY for free.

Apparently the pro TLJ spergs hate IX, so given his hard on for TLJ, I suspect he’s going to be upset with the way it treats TLJ.

 

[Mr Snek]

Apparently the pro TLJ spergs hate IX, so given his hard on for TLJ, I suspect he’s going to be upset with the way it treats TLJ.

I think he'll approach it the same way he did with the 2016 Ghostbusters. He'll heap empty praise onto it regardless of his own feelings, because although he can spend all day on twitter demanding the heads of his enemies, he doesn't have the balls to have any sort of negative opinion on the media he consooms. At most he might make some references to how divisive it is even to new fans and how it might not be completely flawless.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he'll approach it the same way he did with the 2016 Ghostbusters. He'll heap empty praise onto it regardless of his own feelings, because although he can spend all day on twitter demanding the heads of his enemies, he doesn't have the balls to have any sort of negative opinion on the media he consooms. At most he might make some references to how divisive it is even to new fans and how it might not be completely flawless.

Bob is in quite a dilly of a pickle, given his inability to think in any sort of nuance.

Word is a lot of critics are shitting on it because it backs away from Rian Johnson's franchise-destroying "subversions." Aha! Then Bob is in a good position: he can shit on it too, knowing he's in the same basket as all those Superior Big-Brained Elite critics.

But! The Fandom Menace types have been saying for months the movie is going to be a piece of shit. So if Bob hates it too, that means he agrees with the Mayonnaise Ghoulish likes of Nerdrotic, Ethan van Sciver, and Doomcock. Hell, now he has to praise it!

I predict that in a HAL 9000-esque display of logic errors, Bob will break down in the theatre and eat his own feet, at last causing the reality to match our expectations. "Does this subvert them enough for you, troglodytes?!?!" *sob*

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is in quite a dilly of a pickle, given his inability to think in any sort of nuance.

Word is a lot of critics are shitting on it because it backs away from Rian Johnson's franchise-destroying "subversions." Aha! Then Bob is in a good position: he can shit on it too, knowing he's in the same basket as all those Superior Big-Brained Elite critics.

But! The Fandom Menace types have been saying for months the movie is going to be a piece of shit. So if Bob hates it too, that means he agrees with the Mayonnaise Ghoulish likes of Nerdrotic, Ethan van Sciver, and Doomcock. Hell, now he has to praise it!

I predict that in a HAL 9000-esque display of logic errors, Bob will break down in the theatre and eat his own feet, at last causing the reality to match our expectations. "Does this subvert them enough for you, troglodytes?!‽" *sob*

I'm quite enjoying the crocodile tears from the Disney-war shills seeing this movie is fucking cancer.

 

[Rei is shit]

HERE WE GO

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

But Bob assured us that he does not believe watching Star Wars is doing politics.
He said so...

 

[Mola Ram]

HERE WE GO
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I'm assuming Bob still hasn't actually played Mass Effect.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm assuming Bob still hasn't actually played Mass Effect.

If it were exclusive to the NES he would've played it.

 

[No Exit]

I'm assuming Bob still hasn't actually played Mass Effect.

He really should, Mass Effect 1 is better than anything put out under the Star Wars brand.

 

[Mola Ram]

He really should, Mass Effect 1 is better than anything put out under the Star Wars brand.

I'll go one step further and say that for all its issues and controversies, ME3 is better than any Disney Star Wars product.