Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Im more shocked these idiots fail to realize if Trump is kicked off, theyll be stuck with the crazy bible humping fucker who wants to shove every gay person into China styled re-education camps.

I’m sure Pence would make Bob scream hard on his phone.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Good lord, he's hover handing on twitter.

 

[Army Burger]

Good lord, he's hover handing on twitter.

We're reaching new levels of pathetic

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Looks like hbomberguy, Lindsay Ellis and shaun have all openly disavowed Episode 9. That 8/10 is just one more thing dividing Bob from the lefty media critique twitter sphere that he so desperately wants to be a part of.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Looks like hbomberguy, Lindsay Ellis and shaun have all openly disavowed Episode 9. That 8/10 is just one more thing dividing Bob from the lefty media critique twitter sphere that he so desperately wants to be a part of.

I can't believe Bob is going to like a movie that both sides will hate, the only one on Blob's side here will be Matt Jarbo who also loved the movie.

 

[Silent Observer]

I can't believe Bob is going to like a movie that both sides will hate, the only one on Blob's side here will be Matt Jarbo who also loved the movie.

Of course Bob has a similar mindset to a guy who wants to know every sovereign nation's age of consent. The two of them should go to Argentina together so they can whip out their lightsabers for some 12 year olds.

 

[Rei is shit]

CANCEL HER FOR HAVING BAD THOUGHTS (btw rehire james gunn)

I can't believe Bob is going to like a movie that both sides will hate, the only one on Blob's side here will be Matt Jarbo who also loved the movie.

I'm pretty sure boulder matt is just baiting for clicks. Bob is unironically supporting it.

 

[Mola Ram]

CANCEL HER FOR HAVING BAD THOUGHTS (btw rehire james gunn)
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I'm pretty sure boulder matt is just baiting for clicks. Bob is unironically supporting it.

Bob the Closet Tranny Chaser dunking on JK Rowling is completely expected, and I don't want to see her canceled for standing up to the Troonocracy ... but then again, those Fantastic Beast movies are pretty fucking awful.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol.

Here’s a screenshot of Bob in the video, the other we all know is the consoomer meme.

 

[Mola Ram]

Lol.
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Here’s a screenshot of Bob in the video, the other we all know is the consoomer meme.
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Maybe it's just the dark colored jacket, but Bob actually looks like he really has lost weight.

Except, weirdly, his head. His head is as fat and bulbous as ever. What an unfortunate melange of genetics.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Maybe it's just the dark colored jacket, but Bob actually looks like he really has lost weight.

Except, weirdly, his head. His head is as fat and bulbous as ever. What an unfortunate melange of genetics.

It’s his double chin that’s distracting to me.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Because American education is shit and American civics education is even shittier than the norm.
Wether by incompetence or by design, and the older I get the more I lean towards design, most Americans, but especially left wing Americans. are terrifyingly ignorant about how the Fed works.
Over the next week or two a lot of people will painfully learn that Orange Man isn't going anywhere and that impeachment is about as useless as putting a hex on Trump or tweeting out NotMyPresident.
I'm sure we'll get some classic Bob whinging about the Senate and how it's not fair that California doesn't have 50 senators or some shit like that.

While I don't want to defend the public school system, at some point people need to take personal responsibility and start learning on their own. Bob is almost 40 and the internet been around for a while, shit I'd bet one of my non diabetic kidneys on there being an explanation of how impeachment works on YouTube.

Honestly I think people like Bob choose to be ignorant, because it lets them make up their own reality.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm surprised he isn't sperging about the impeachment yet. I guess defending PRODUCT is more important though.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

While I don't want to defend the public school system, at some point people need to take personal responsibility and start learning on their own. Bob is almost 40 and the internet been around for a while, shit I'd bet one of my non diabetic kidneys on there being an explanation of how impeachment works on YouTube.

Honestly I think people like Bob choose to be ignorant, because it lets them make up their own reality.

Even if they knew the real facts, they’d invalidate or outright ignore the things that don’t fit their diseased worldview.

 

[A Random]

I dunno, considering Robert's hatred of anything new in his precious Mario from Brooklyn franchise, I can easily imagine he's played relatively little of the 3D games (the new 2D platformer style games with 3D graphics and a few 3D elements don't count). He probably hasn't played much, if any, of the Paper Mario spinoffs or Super Mario RPG. Too hard.

Okay, no, Bob has played non-2D Mario [except Yoshi's Safari and Mario & Rabbids, since Mario with a toy gun traumatizes him harder than a picture of a happy Catholic family]. He's just tasteless and not that interested in them, possibly out of fear that another game tells him Mario isn't American.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Okay, no, Bob has played non-2D Mario [except Yoshi's Safari and Mario & Rabbids, since Mario with a toy gun traumatizes him harder than a picture of a happy Catholic family]. He's just tasteless and not that interested in them, possibly out of fear that another game tells him Mario isn't American.

Someone should tell Bob that Italians tend to vote Republican and see what he says.

 

[Neko GF]

Today has a had 2 very notable events have happened today. J.K Rowling offending the Twitter troons and Drumpf's "Impeachment". Naturally, Robert has some spicy takes on these:

Spoiler: Brain's Leaking out of Ears

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Okay, I'm gonna call myself "Guy who's no longer all that conflicted about pointing out that your last two screenplays were brains-leaking-out-my-ears dogshit." https://t.co/c4F7n6zS3Z”

twitter.com

Attention Required!

"HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT PEOPLE CAN CONSENT TO NOT WANTING TO FUCK TROONS!!! TERF!!!! BTW: YOUR MOVIES ARE SHIT!!!!"- Robert Chipman.

Spoiler: Dehumanization is bad

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Easily. "Americans" largely didn't vote for Trump. If "American" means anything as an ideal or identity, it's decency, forward-thinking, welcoming, brave, etc. Trumpers can call them selves a lot of things - but American ain't one of em https://t.co/T4WAkVynX5”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“You had it right the first time - it isn't human. Or, rather, those of us who've successfully joined the 21st Century can (correctly) no longer recognize "Trump People" - and the the failed, backwards old world where they remain and belong - as being anything remotely like us...

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/ZxmOU

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "You had it right the first time - it isn't h…

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That's right Robert, a man who wants to erase the concept on nationalities, constantly denounces American traditions, openly spews hatred towards somewhere around half the US population, and supports an extreme form of authorianism that would suppress freedom of thought and freedom of speech is the grand authority on who's American and who's not. Also remember Conservatives are bad and "un-American" because they dehumanize others.

 

[Adamska]

I'm surprised he isn't sperging about the impeachment yet. I guess defending PRODUCT is more important though.

My question is this though: how did he consoom product if he very likely wasn't brought in as one of the access media? Sounds like he did what he usually does; look at leaks and cliffs notes and then belch out his uneducated rambling horseshit of an opinion out on the tubes while desperately trying to hide how smoothbrained he really is by cutting out pauses and making use of big boy words.

And okay rage baby Bobby, erase your Bahstanian heritage first and speak in a standard rhotic accent you fuck. Oh wait, you mean everyone but you have to conform to your gay fascist ideals.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

And okay rage baby Bobby, erase your Bahstanian heritage first and speak in a standard rhotic accent you fuck. Oh wait, you mean everyone but you have to conform to your gay fascist ideals.

Robert Chipman is to multiculturalism what Ernst Röhm was to heterosexuality.

 

[Red Hood]

Today has a had 2 very notable events have happened today. J.K Rowling offending the Twitter troons and Drumpf's "Impeachment". Naturally, Robert has some spicy takes on these:

Spoiler: Brain's Leaking out of Ears

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Okay, I'm gonna call myself "Guy who's no longer all that conflicted about pointing out that your last two screenplays were brains-leaking-out-my-ears dogshit." https://t.co/c4F7n6zS3Z”

twitter.com

Attention Required!

"HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT PEOPLE CAN CONSENT TO NOT WANTING TO FUCK TROONS!!! TERF!!!! BTW: YOUR MOVIES ARE SHIT!!!!"- Robert Chipman.

Spoiler: Dehumanization is bad

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Easily. "Americans" largely didn't vote for Trump. If "American" means anything as an ideal or identity, it's decency, forward-thinking, welcoming, brave, etc. Trumpers can call them selves a lot of things - but American ain't one of em https://t.co/T4WAkVynX5”

twitter.com

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“You had it right the first time - it isn't human. Or, rather, those of us who've successfully joined the 21st Century can (correctly) no longer recognize "Trump People" - and the the failed, backwards old world where they remain and belong - as being anything remotely like us...

twitter.com

https://archive.ph/ZxmOU

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "You had it right the first time - it isn't h…

archived 20 Dec 2019 00:39:22 UTC

archive.ph

That's right Robert, a man who wants to erase the concept on nationalities, constantly denounces American traditions, openly spews hatred towards somewhere around half the US population, and supports an extreme form of authorianism that would suppress freedom of thought and freedom of speech is the grand authority on who's American and who's not. Also remember Conservatives are bad and "un-American" because they dehumanize others.

"Sucessfully joined the 21st century"

Bob, the 21st Century might have some stairs. You sure you want to join us? Some of us even like to go outside and get decent haircuts and not look a Bad Touch waiting to happen.