Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[No Exit]

I'll go one step further and say that for all its issues and controversies, ME3 is better than any Disney Star Wars product.

I don't know, if you include the disappointment I'd say KOTOR 1 was better than ME3.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know, if you include the disappointment I'd say KOTOR 1 was better than ME3.

KOTOR came out, like, a solid decade before Disney bought Star Wars. Hell, KOTOR predates EA buying BioWare. In fact, they predate Revenge of the Sith. That was a different time. Hell, it's a lost age.

 

[No Exit]

KOTOR came out, like, a solid decade before Disney bought Star Wars. Hell, KOTOR predates EA buying BioWare. In fact, they predate Revenge of the Sith. That was a different time. Hell, it's a lost age.

Oh. I meant all time. Anyway this is getting too off-topic so MovieBob is a dumb idiot with taste in media so bad the only thing that matches it is how he dresses... and his acting too I guess.

 

[Flexo]

I'll go one step further and say that for all its issues and controversies, ME3 is better than any Disney Star Wars product.

Well Mandalorian has released...

It is rather like a mass effect tv show...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He gave Episode 9 an 8/10

 

[Adamska]

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Fat smoothbrain desperately hopes to be new access due to loyal Consooming. More when he screams out how he wants a 10 times higher body count than Hitler.

 

[Grumbo]

He gave Episode 9 an 8/10

Man, that 8/10 had to sting.

 

[Flexo]

He gave Episode 9 an 8/10

Dummy can't even make the obvious joke of 9 out of 10?

 

[Neko GF]

He gave Episode 9 an 8/10

TL;DW:
>Robert gives quick thoughts on Star Wars (2 good, 2 bad rest are ok)
>Rambles on about boring behind the scene shit and how people shouldn't know/ care about them unless it's their "job"
>Whines about the fandom menace and the polarizing/ hated reception TLJ
>Rambles out JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson and TLJ
>Gives boring plot rundown, boring, poorly edited
>Gives praise in a very unenthusiastic manner
>Claims that it is good because it made him mildly emotional, added some new characters ("Alien looking Aliens), and action 'n sheeit

Spoiler: Short Version

>"CONSOOM!!! I'M CONSOOMING!!! CONSOOM!! AUGHAUGHAUGH".

This is the first time I've watched one of Robert's videos in a long a time. This reminded me how utterly unwatchable his videos are. His editing and jump cuts are obnoxious and Robert is so boring and low-energy to listen to.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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"No you see all those other times they didn't CONSOOM were different."

It's interesting watching him trying to moderate behavior because the people he falsely perceives as his peers

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The Gaming Historian released a better history of SMB3 on YouTube. Guess Bob's obsolete now.

 

[Water-T]

LOLed at Potato Head's review. It sounded like he was more concerned with holding back his BAH-STANN accent and getting through it as quick as possible before he burst into tears from the realization that he chose the wrong hill to stan on.

 

[Neko GF]

Further elaboration on the "8/10" episode 9:

Spoiler: Worse than TLJ

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1207376405828386817

https://archive.li/WhPFt

The fact that Robert says that it's worse than TLJ and is so unenthusiastic about episode 9 is danming. The fact that a smoothbrained consoomer like Robert is this low-energy about the Rise of Skywalker tells me that this movie might be unwatchable (2/10).

Also Robert Chipman DUNKS ON his SMALLBRAINED detractors:

Spoiler: "I'm not mad"- Robert

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Seconding this. Also, from experience: You're NOT helping your favorite person on a platform or outlet by making a "thing" out of saying everyone else on there but them sucks. In my experience, that makes "your fave" feel bad/awkward. https://t.co/2aGGb2UlkX”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I'd say this is = saddest definition of life-mission, but then remember some of these people are convinced if they just hate every new #StarWars thing HARD enough it'll magically make the "good continuity" with Luuke, Han vs Mega-Weasel and Sexy Backup Girl Vader "real" again 🙄...

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“This person knows me, but I don't know him. By feed, they seem pretty sharp/likable - I bet I'm about to be disappointed, though. https://t.co/XbNtYjuavt”

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“My earnest and unironic hope is that "Kansas" doesn't vote that way AGAIN so that we can stop having toddlers die of exposure in concentration camps on the Southern border - I'm pretty damn unironic about that, champ. https://t.co/zuxIZnoO5o”

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[Commander X]

Having not viewed a Moviebob video in a long time, I'm remembering his Pixels review, which blew up and which he failed to generate any heat from. He had a spotlight on him for a moment and failed to do anything with that.

 

[Flexo]

Did he just call Mara jade "sexy backup girl vader"?

*eyetwitch*

The worst of it is, if Bob had any self awareness, he could probably do an entertaining video series as "dumb boomer gets everything wrong" kind of like how the critical drinker is drawing a following by being a drunken asshole character.

He just keeps doubling down on being entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

 

[BR55]

I'm assuming Bob still hasn't actually played Mass Effect.

Bob has watched one of the endings* good sir!
*The One Galaxy Government/forced synthesis Green ending presumably.
CinemaRobert is so Superior that he can judge a whole series just by a five minute context-less ending.
God I miss the days when RetakeMassEffect was the worst shitshow the internet had to offer.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That awkward moment while Bob masturbates to Trump being impeached when he realizes that he’ll likely be acquitted by the Senate.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

That awkward moment while Bob masturbates to Trump being impeached when he realizes that he’ll likely be acquitted by the Senate.

It's optimistic to think Blobbo cares.
Again, he knew the allegations against Brett Kavanaugh made no sense, but he considered it worth it since he got a picture of Kavanaugh being angry out of it.
He just wanted that photo to be what everyone sees when they think of Kavanaugh .
He really is that slimy and vindictive, he gets perverted joy out of victimizing innocent people simply as punishment for disagreeing with his politics.
He simply does not care that he cannot actually name any crime Trump committed.
And he refuses to put himself in front of anybody who can mock his inability to do so.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's optimistic to think Blobbo cares.
Again, he knew the allegations against Brett Kavanaugh made no sense, but he considered it worth it since he got a picture of Kavanaugh being angry out of it.
He just wanted that photo to be what everyone sees when they think of Kavanaugh .
He really is that slimy and vindictive, he gets perverted joy out of victimizing innocent people simply as punishment for disagreeing with his politics.
He simply does not care that he cannot actually name any crime Trump committed.
And he refuses to put himself in front of anybody who can mock his inability to do so.

He also doesn’t understand that being impeached doesn’t exactly mean being removed from office or running for office again. If anything, the Senate will fully acquitted Trump given the Republicans holding the office.

Hence, Bob never paid attention in school whenever his teachers taught government and how it works.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He also doesn’t understand that being impeached doesn’t exactly mean being removed from office or running for office again.

I like where you're coming from but I think Bob knows Trump will be fine from the standpoint of his ability to govern.
Somebody in his leftwing bubble has surely pointed this out.
What Bob really wants is to spray his skunk fumes all over an innocent man's reputation.