Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RandomBattles]

This dude's story (should be timestamped around ~6 min) is the source:

Basically Bob powerleveled hardcore to friends on an atheist forum in the late 2000's, and one guy was nice enough to share his utter delusional insanity with us.

Holy balls. This is the ultimate MovieBob lore. This explains everything....

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

You know that you're stupid when you realize the elementary school playground taunt "I know you are but what am I?" would have been a better retort than whatever the fuck you just said. You're downright moronic when you fail to come to that realization.

His response is pretty revealing. I wonder if he bought a Hillary cutout for the election. I can imagine him sitting in his shitty basement apartment drinking cheap swill and waiting for the end results. He would then turn to his standee, raise a can of pbr in congratulations. "Here's looking at you, Madam President!"

Earlier this year, he bought a Warren cutout...

 

[Positron]

Male feminist! On his "work" account no less!


Zombie + Gore + Feathers = Epoch-making cinema!



I have a nagging feeling that Bobby does make out with a photo of Warren every night.

Video game is life!


Something something Marxism and Lep In Da Hood. Is this a new movie pitch?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob is like those really bad leftist memes where it's just all word salad trying to come off as smart but instead super faggy.

Nigga is like clockwork. Tweet words and words when it all can be boiled down in a single sentence.

"I'm retarded and niggas love to hustle" is much easier to read.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob is like those really bad leftist memes where it's just all word salad trying to come off as smart but instead super faggy.

Nigga is like clockwork. Tweet words and words when it all can be boiled down in a single sentence.

"I'm exceptional and niggas love to hustle" is much easier to read.

Cinema Robert is that meme given form. He fancies himself an intellectual and a superior human being, but his behavior, his likes and dislikes, and his dietary habits contradict these beliefs.
Moviebob: "We can use hydroponic farming and sustainable construction techniques to craft a superior future for the superior human being!"
Also Moviebob: "Bloody zombie movies and the MCU are the pinnacle of cinematic achievement!"

 

[BR55]

Cinema Robert is that meme given form. He fancies himself an intellectual and a superior human being, but his behavior, his likes and dislikes, and his dietary habits contradict these beliefs.
Moviebob: "We can use hydroponic farming and sustainable construction techniques to craft a superior future for the superior human being!"
Also Moviebob: "Bloody zombie movies and the MCU are the pinnacle of cinematic achievement!"

You forgot the Mtn Dew marinated chicken.
And the "modest" portions of McDonalds.
And drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and stacking the empty cans in his window by the dozen.
And Mike's Hard Lemonade as well.
And watching WWE.
Really when Bob sneers at "Inferior" or "garbage" people that motherfucker is projecting enough for a 20 screen theater.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This dude's story (should be timestamped around ~6 min) is the source:

Basically Bob powerleveled hardcore to friends on an atheist forum in the late 2000's, and one guy was nice enough to share his utter delusional insanity with us.

If this were most people I would say this story is made up because that dream is just too ridiculous and cartoonish, but it's Robert, so I find it a lot more believable.

 

[TowinKarz]

Now the point that Rod Serling is making is, of course, that the state completely wrong. He says that outright. And yet somehow I feel like Bob would try to explain why Serling was wrong.

"I'd be indigently mad if the obsolete, in the process of accepting their ultimate fate, accidentally took me with them. It's completely understandable, they're not showing that the state's wrong, only that it's wrong to be brought down by those so inferior to you, and that even when you "win" the obsolete red-state ghouls can still take you down out of spite in their last act.... don't let them! Marginalize them at every step so they can't ever get close enough to take you down when they die off! That's the real lesson!"

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Bobby shouldn't claim others are a conspiracy nut when he fucking had a religious experience with Miyamoto giving him a Sword of Light to slay the Gears led by Soap. That's straight up nutbar cultist right there.

Lmao wot? I'm not familiar with this. Hardcore Zelda fan? Or disturbed individual who thinks Miyamoto interacted with him, Amy Semple McPherson style?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Lmao wot? I'm not familiar with this. Hardcore Zelda fan? Or disturbed individual who thinks Miyamoto interacted with him, Amy Semple McPherson style?

Watch the video @Absolutego posted that I quoted up above. Relevant part is time stamped.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

If this were most people I would say this story is made up because that dream is just too ridiculous and cartoonish, but it's Robert, so I find it a lot more believable.

It's probably not even a dream he had but I definitely believe he told people this thinking it made him sound cool or mysterious or something.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's probably not even a dream he had but I definitely believe he told people this thinking it made him sound cool or mysterious or something.

Whether he had the dream and believed it was actually significant, or whether he made it up to, ahem, "impress" people, the conclusion is the same: Bob is crazier than a shithouse rat.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Something something Marxism and Lep In Da Hood. Is this a new movie pitch?
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lol every time that he responds to someone calling him out on his assholish stupidity it's either "UR MEMBER OF DOXXXXING BLAHG!" or a word salad calling the other person stupid for failing to grasp the amazing and inspired comedic satire, basically Bob's version of "Have you even read Locke?". Hey Bob, remember like a month ago when you cried about not having any friends and that none of your fellow blue checks would come to your aid when you said profoundly retarded things while being a smug asshole about it?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So feelings over politics?

Here’s a thread he participated in relation to that tweet.

And then this happened.

You know, we had discussions on how Bob was exceptional in his classes and I got a feeling this is how his science teachers reacted whenever he asked why did biology and physics weren’t connected to futuristic technology.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob shouldn't be calling people out on lack of self-awareness since he has no self-awareness.

 

[RandomBattles]

If this were most people I would say this story is made up because that dream is just too ridiculous and cartoonish, but it's Robert, so I find it a lot more believable.

There's alot of tells that say the guy is telling the truth. But it just plain makes sense that Bob's origin story was on Atheist boards. But I had no idea there were Atheists who believed that you make your own reality. But I can see it now, looking back on what Atheists used to say back then.

Bob took that Reality-Is-What-You-Think belief and applied it to Nintendo. Nintendo is his reality.

And the GameOverthinker storyline being a telling of all this, and his dream, and Captain N fanfic makes sense, too.

It's crazy this guy exists.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Holy balls. This is the ultimate MovieBob lore. This explains everything....

The idea that he believes something can be willed into existence by enough people believing it (a really dumbed down version of Nietzsche's worldview) then its no wonder he's so into eugenics and wiping out "lesser" people. He thinks just by not believing in the Star Trek Future, we're stopping it from happening.

It also explains why he refuses to back down from so many of his stupidest takes: he thinks if he just believes in them hard enough, they'll happen.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Going farther back then that, Moore reconstructed the genre with 1963 (a pastiche of Silver Age Marvel) and Supreme, which was a Liefeld copy of Superman that Moore repurposed into meta commentary on the many retcons the Man of Steel went through as well as industry trends over the decades. He even showed a little self-deprecation by including a character named Billy Friday, who was a "take that" to deconstructionist writers.

Damn, I'm gonna have to read some of these...

But yeah, that's the difference between an intelligent writer like Moore and a softbrained pseudo-intellectual like Bob: he's willing to take potshots at himself, and actually has a deeper understanding of the genres he plays around with. Bob really comes off as someone who doesn't know a damn thing about movies, and bases his wild interpretations on emotion, rather than any sound logic.

After all, the only reason he even started this dumb Forrest Gump analysis is because Tom Hanks was donated his blood to help with the coronavirus cure. It's not like he was thinking about that shit since the first day he watched it. He was just so turned on by Hanks's blood donation that he needed to do it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The idea that he believes something can be willed into existence by enough people believing it (a really dumbed down version of Nietzsche's worldview) then its no wonder he's so into eugenics and wiping out "lesser" people. He thinks just by not believing in the Star Trek Future, we're stopping it from happening.

It also explains why he refuses to back down from so many of his stupidest takes: he thinks if he just believes in them hard enough, they'll happen.

So you're saying that Bob is a 40k ork?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So you're saying that Bob is a 40k ork?

Or a Nurgle follower.