Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Reminder: Gunn is who Bob wants to be.

Direct quote from Bob:
I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.​

>>>"I think James Gunn is talented. He started as a film geek, became a schlock-horror journeyman, spent time as an arthouse bad-boy, and finally made superhero blockbuster movies. Gunn's life arc is the arc I would like for myself. I've always felt personally invested in his success because of this."

There. Fixed it for you Bob, in two minutes of writing. Learn to write sentences.
 
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>>>"I think James Gunn is talented. He started as a film geek, became a schlock-horror journeyman, spent time as an arthouse bad-boy, and finally made superhero blockbuster movies. Gunn's life arch is the arch I would like for myself. I've always felt personally invested in his success because of this."

There. Fixed it for you Bob, in two minutes of writing. Learn to write sentences.
Is it "arch"? I thought it was "arc." Life arc.

Fixed now. Thank you.
 
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have you seen his cooking?
Not even DSP would try it, and he tried some of the foulest gourmet frozen meals there are.
shove all the words he wants to make the perfect own or hot take
On the matter of words, since we know that Bob is far more illeterate than he thinks he is... Will he one day have the realization that it's better to be sure than to flaunt your ignorance to the world and pick up a Thesaurus? Will he even know what a Thesaurus is?
 
Says the man who threw a eight month tantrum on Twitter about James Gunn.
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Says the man who threw a eight month tantrum on Twitter about James Gunn.
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Also, spoiler alert to blob, but she's never going to fuck him, even if he were the last huwhite man on earth (accepting for the sake of argument that this lady's against the PoCs and huwhites mixing).
 
Also, spoiler alert to blob, but she's never going to fuck him, even if he were the last huwhite man on earth (accepting for the sake of argument that this lady's against the PoCs and huwhites mixing).
Lebensborn cosplayer? Man, Bob really wants to fuck her doesn't he? Literally comparing her to a raped baby factory for the master race.
Tomi Lahren being a rightoid woman, Robert isn't concerned with her fucking him... consensually.
 
Not even DSP would try it, and he tried some of the foulest gourmet frozen meals there are.
Bob is such a smoothbrain that he marinates chicken long past the two-day recommended maximum. In addition to risking food poisoning with his fucking five-day marinades, he also lets it soak long enough to degrade the texture of the meat. In short, don’t be like Bob.
 
Tomi Lahren being a rightoid woman, Robert isn't concerned with her fucking him... consensually.
I thought that him beeing a Feminist Ally™ the threats wouldn't amount to non consensual pee pee friction. What would win: His roaring hatred for rightoids or his ideological allegiance?
Bob is such a smoothbrain that he marinates chicken long past the two-day recommended maximum. In addition to risking food poisoning with his fucking five-day marinades, he also lets it soak long enough to degrade the texture of the meat. In short, don’t be like Bob.
We already slammed Bob's weapons grade cooking in this thread a couple of times, and i kinda want to see the depths of depravaty he will reach with his meals. Call it morbid curiosity.
 
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I don't know why he brings out James Gunn and Guardians. I don't see anyone mentioned it in Morris's thread.

It's nice to know that Bob still isn't over the James Gunn controvsey. Over a year after he got rehired and Bob is still assblasted that it happened in the first place.
 
So, uh, I know this is a hate thread, but Bob actually made a half-decent and interesting video. https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/anime-fantasia-hello-kitty-sanrio-the-big-picture/

It's on a time when Sanrio (of Hello Kitty fame) tried to make their own version of Fantasia. I guess Bob is taking our advice and going back to researching old films rather than just watching capeshit all the time. He even toned down the Boston accent, for this video (once he gets going).
 
So, uh, I know this is a hate thread, but Bob actually made a half-decent and interesting video. https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/anime-fantasia-hello-kitty-sanrio-the-big-picture/

It's on a time when Sanrio (of Hello Kitty fame) tried to make their own version of Fantasia. I guess Bob is taking our advice and going back to researching old films rather than just watching capeshit all the time. He even toned down the Boston accent, for this video (once he gets going).
Talk about grading on a curve.
 
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Shit. I just saw what Bob’s eyes look like close up and I’m starting to feel bad for him. Extreme asymmetry and one is able to open more than the other. Because I’m here to help, I should put it out there that Botox injections can help correct this. But, well: lipstick, pig, etc. At least now I get why his close-up photos always involve sunglasses.
 
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