Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The summer of Bob's youth and career have passed him by and he, again, wants everyone to know on his real verified important business account.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1290918309572083712

https://archive.vn/36hIz

Who'd win in a fight?
Racist Bahstain full of Massholes
v
one Stisterbang County, Methsylvania boi

He's not saying HE is frexting Tammy. He's implying that the person selling the phones can't comprehend anyone using their phone for anything other than 'frexting Tammy between classes'.

Just like I said to John, you're probably right but the only thing that makes me think that I am right, other than me being me of course, is that Bob's own definition of frexting is a not-gay gay sexting and we already know that he walks around all day thinking about women ripping each other's clothes off so they can violently trib each other so I just put one and two together.

 

[Positron]

"Ha ha why the government have to save your OBSOLETE jerbs? Evolve with the times!"
"Mommy mommy I don't want to my 'career' upended at 40...."

Learn to flip burgers, dumb fuck!

 

[Rekkington]

Bobby has an idiosyncratic understanding of "drug dealing":
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"Yo bro! Wanna try my Glimepiride this week? This ship is da shit!"

Looks like Bobby's summer is stolen indefinitely.
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Did not expect Beyond-shite being called "arthouse".

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Some dumb leftie argument that brings out Bobby's logorrhea. Apparantly in some dank corners on the left, personal grooming and tidy clothes are considered "bourgeois"
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TL;DR: Bobby is a slob because he is secure in his masculinity, unlike those obsolete men.
(And I'm amused by the image of Pickup Truck Joe calling an office worker, "Hey dude stop being so bourgeois!")

Bernie rant. The "he" Bobby refers to in his first tweet is President Trump:
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Evolve. Embrace Enlightenment. Be Saved.
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Why do these mongs keep insisting that poor white people deliberately vote against their interests just to be racist?

lol this nigga can't tell the difference between crack and cataract medicine.

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Seeing this and hearing the Kill Bill sirens in my head

Finally, two dumb fat liberals have found solace together in their shared hatred of left wing podcasts that don't cancel their fans for calling people like Gwen and Bob retards online. I know there aren't a lot of left wing people around here but for those that don't follow that circle their current Fusion Dance is over them both going after a Jewish leftist that smuggled himself into Syria to fight Isis for Rojava. A waddling Youtube movie reviewer and a waddling 'antifascist' who does all their activism through Twitter are trying to say a Jew socialist who actively fought far right Muslim extremists in the Middle East because of his beliefs is a threat to the left wing and a secret fascist.

I might actually hate these people.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Evolve. Embrace Enlightenment. Be Saved.

Why do these mongs keep insisting that poor white people deliberately vote against their interests just to be racist?

I just love it when Bob talks about himself without realizing it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Who'd win in a fight?
Racist Bahstain full of Massholes
v
one Stisterbang County, Methsylvania boi

Theatres -- live theatres, that is -- closing on account of epidemics was a perennial fact of life for centuries. That the movie industry is teetering on the brink because of this outbreak says more about the health of the industry (which as a critic you'd think Bob would acknowledge has been in trouble for years) than it does about who those dirty dirty sisterbangers voted for.

Also, I don't think Bob understands how viruses work, either.

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob is just a guy who reads a thesaurus once a week and he thinks that makes him smart

I doubt he's ever tried learning how to code (as Hillary and all the Democrats said to coal miners during the 2016 elections). Of course if he completed a basic coding exercise, he would probably think he is now a master hacker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris posted a shot of Bob on Skype and it looks like he hasn’t been using this time to get his eating under control or get in shape.



Has Bob ever addressed whatever the deal is with his lazy/crossed eye?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

They are, which reinforces my belief that Bob would be an immensely better person if he'd get the fuck off Twitter and try for some real human interactions, where you have to moderate just so you can have a civil conversation and, in enjoying another's company, come to understand them as a human being, whatever your differences.

Ah, but then where would our content go?

After seeing the Bob Files I decided to compare Bob's Twitter activity to mine. I have multiple accounts for multiple companies. One account automatically generates a Tweet based on activity on a site of mine. That has been going on for roughly five years.

All of my accounts combined do not match Bob's output. It is staggering to imagine how much time and energy he wastes in his formulation and creation of his Twatestry.

Bob is just a guy who reads a thesaurus once a week and he thinks that makes him smart

Possessing an expansive vocabulary is laudable. Flaunting that vocabulary for no reason other than to show you have it is not really helpful especially when it reduces the efficiency with which your message is received.

Does Bob ever stream? I am curious how much narrower his variety of words becomes when he cannot pound Thesaurus.com.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is going off and I’m simply too exhausted by his relentless retardation to do a deep dive. But here you go.

In other news, looks like Bob is renouncing his whiteness.



And then there’s this.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've stepped away from posting in this thread, but I actually still lurk it all the time. And even though I'd sometimes take two days to look in, so many pages have been added to it.

Is this crazy, motor mouthed liberal psycho really the same person I knew from 2009? The one who was endorsed by ScrewAttack, the same company that carried Angry Video Game Nerd?

How can this be...

How could I have watched Bob so religiously? He sounded so insightful, he made so many points in the gaming business I agreed with, and at the time, I was taking credits at a Game Dev institute. I'd sit in the Fishbowl listening to Bob all the time.

Was the early Obama years his mellow, glory days? Twitter was invented, but not as widespread as was common smartphone usage. There was nothing else I knew of Bob. I knew he was from Massachusetts, and that probably made him a liberal, but I didnt care. I was a Moderate in 2009.

Do you guys see why I was so initially concerned? Bob is easily the most discussed lolcow on Kiwi who doesn't have a Forum. I was bewildered when I learned Bob had become a lolcow in 2017, but it just baffles me that Bob continues to rant and rant.

The Game Overthinker of the early days sounded so insightful, like a calm Professor.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've stepped away from posting in this thread, but I actually still lurk it all the time. And even though I'd sometimes take two days to look in, so many pages have been added to it.

Is this crazy, motor mouthed liberal psycho really the same person I knew from 2009? The one who was endorsed by ScrewAttack, the same company that carried Angry Video Game Nerd?

How can this be...

How could I have watched Bob so religiously? He sounded so insightful, he made so many points in the gaming business I agreed with, and at the time, I was taking credits at a Game Dev institute. I'd sit in the Fishbowl listening to Bob all the time.

Was the early Obama years his mellow, glory days? Twitter was invented, but not as widespread as was common smartphone usage. There was nothing else I knew of Bob. I knew he was from Massachusetts, and that probably made him a liberal, but I didnt care. I was a Moderate in 2009.

Do you guys see why I was so initially concerned? Bob is easily the most discussed lolcow on Kiwi who doesn't have a Forum. I was bewildered when I learned Bob had become a lolcow in 2017, but it just baffles me that Bob continues to rant and rant.

The Game Overthinker of the early days sounded so insightful, like a calm Professor.

IMO, it takes guts to admit you were ever a fan of Bob. I never witnessed him pre-Trump, but it’s obvious he wasn’t always as broken and deranged as he is now. He was always miserable, but the past four years have seen him plunge to new depths of discontent. Imagine how he’ll react if Trump wins re-election.

 

[King Dead]

Bob is going off and I’m simply too exhausted by his relentless retardation to do a deep dive. But here you go.

In other news, looks like Bob is renouncing his whiteness.

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And then there’s this.

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I like how he's trying to backpedal on his genocidal urges in that last tweet, or at least cover his bases so he doesn't get called out on it. "Don't you see? If Hillary had been coronated empress-for-life like she was supposed to be, then the world would be better for everyone! Even though I think most of you are too stupid to deserve it, the DNC would magnanimously grant you access to the Superior Future™ as long as you don't ask questions and keep giving them more power!"

One wonders if Bobby is aware that his vaunted "experts" were the dumbasses who got us into this lockdown mess in the first place thanks to shitty data models predicting millions dead per day if we didn't shut down the entire global economy immediately. Wait, no, he actually thinks that we could have feasibly forced everyone to stay indoors for a couple months and let the virus burn itself out without disastrous consequences across the board. Maybe you could point out that you need only look at China to understand what happens when "experts" micromanage every aspect of society with no constraint on their power. Scratch that, Bob seriously believes that China is going to replace the US as the global superpower and that their entire country isn't built on a foundation of constant lies, so that example wouldn't help him understand either.

For all his harping on "thinkers vs. believers," Bob's a devout believer in the Church of Science. "Experts" would never lie, would never have an ulterior motive, and always know what's best for society. It's pathetic how black-and-white his viewpoint is. This is a man pushing 40 and still acting like a fucking grade schooler.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob is going off and I’m simply too exhausted by his relentless retardation to do a deep dive. But here you go.

In other news, looks like Bob is renouncing his whiteness.

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Yes you, fat ass. Unless you're gonna pull the same operation as Robert Downey Jr. character did in Tropic Thunder, you're still a white bread bastard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes you, fat ass. Unless you're gonna pull the same operation as Robert Downey Jr. character did in Tropic Thunder, you're still a white bread bastard.

Bob fancies himself too woke to be a real cishet white man(child). But no matter how much he loves to talk about being 25% Portuguese as if this makes him a legit POC, he’s purebred mayo ghoul at a molecular level.

 

[The tired cat]

For all his harping on "thinkers vs. believers," Bob's a devout believer in the Church of Science. "Experts" would never lie, would never have an ulterior motive, and always know what's best for society. It's pathetic how black-and-white his viewpoint is. This is a man pushing 40 and still acting like a fucking grade schooler.

I said it once and I'll say it again. Whenever Bobo goes about his thinkers vs believers he seriously comes off as what Jack Chick would usually see scientists or atheists as.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I said it once and I'll say it again. Whenever Bobo goes about his thinkers vs believers he seriously comes off as what Jack Chick would usually see scientists or atheists as.

Up to a point. Jack Chick’s scientists and atheists also enjoyed prolific lives of carnal sin. Bob and his hand can’t quite live up to that.

 

[Judge Holden]

I said it once and I'll say it again. Whenever Bobo goes about his thinkers vs believers he seriously comes off as what Jack Chick would usually see scientists or atheists as.

Say what you like about Jack Chick but atleast his schtick had an "oh but if you say the right words and join my team all is good and you are perfect" caveat.

Radio Tubby openly demands no redemption and perpetual punishment meted out against any who exist in a way the twitter celebrities he follows declare to be inferior no matter what they do

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob is going off and I’m simply too exhausted by his relentless retardation to do a deep dive. But here you go.

In other news, looks like Bob is renouncing his whiteness.

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And then there’s this.

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Three hours. 21 Hearts. That's nobody level interaction, they should take away his checkmark.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And then there’s this.

See, this is why I’m shocked Bob’s tepid with Biden. Biden is the literal embodiment of Obama nostalgia and Bob is very fond of him because he’s black and he had his happier days during the Obama presidency.