Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

Seeing that Chris and Sarah let their kids draw on the walls made me wonder if that’s the kind of shit he and Bob were allowed to do. I don’t think letting kids trash the house was as common 30 years ago as it is now, but it would help explain why neither of them mind living in squalor and both have such a strong sense of entitlement.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

you know, Bob's post about death threats and shit is dumb.

Bob would be super easy to kill. Just find some Asian women with covid and ask her to hit him up on Twitter for a date then spit in his McDonald's coke.

Prob run you a small couple of bucks if anyone really wanted him dead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you know, Bob's post about death threats and shit is dumb.

Bob would be super easy to kill. Just find some Asian women with covid and ask her to hit him up on Twitter for a date then spit in his McDonald's coke.

Prob run you a small couple of bucks if anyone really wanted him dead.

Bob will 100% turn this post into “Every day, people send me death threats and have entire forums dedicated to planning how to kill me.”

 

[Meriasek]

Haven't Bobs dox been freely available before he even had a thread here? Nothing new about his personal info has been posted here that he didn't make available himself.

Has Bob even been doxed? People know the general area he lives in, but not any specifics. He lives in a basement apartment in Revere (?) somewhere, but that's about it.
Chris doxed himself by accident by posting pictures of his hovel with christmas cards with his street on it. Quick Google Street View spergery makes it easy to find where he lives, but I don't think the explicit adress has even been posted in this thread yet, since Chris is not supposed to be the main topic and he has a wife and kids who deserve their privacy. Too bad she married into the potato farm that is the Chipman family...

I'm gonna take a guess and say it has something to do with the Beirut explosion that just recently happened

Probably ranting about how this will happen in the US, too, because of Trump.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Bob got spanked and now he's sorry.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1291103628921638912

https://archive.vn/eowZa

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No clue as to what he said. I did a search to try to get any sort of clues or see if there was anyone mad at him but I couldn't find anything. I'm glad that this Lebanese immigrant was able to set him straight.

I believe it relates to this:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I believe it relates to this:
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Nah, that tweet is still up. (archive)

 

[cypocryphy]

Jetpacks will never work like they did in The Rocketeer, Bob. Stop thinking movies are real life. Plus you'd exceed the weight limit and have to watch other people have fun with the excluded mayo ghouls from the sidelines.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m going to put this as delicately as I can: Based on the family photos he posts on a frequent basis, it looks like this is what Chris, his wife and kids are eating every night.




Lol at the empty Ken’s salad dressing packet next to this mess. This is as close as a Chipman can get to an actual salad.

This got me wondering how this sad situation fits into Bob logic. Would Bob say his brother is too stupid to realize this is why he and his family are obese? Or does he realize it but doesn’t GAF about their health or his own? Or is every Chipman (except Catie) an out of control food addict?

 

[Peep Plops]

I can just imagine Bob in his perfect utopia being handed his very own jetpack by queen Hillary the first. As Bob giddily straps himself in, visions of mayo ghouls looking like ants beneath him flash before his eyes and as he flips the ignition he mutters to himself "finally". Bob is so lost in euphoric thought that he fails to notice that his humongous ass has caught fire due to it blocking the exhaust and just as the engine lights start flashing and the air begins to smell of McGriddle the entire thing explodes in a glorious fireball and Bob finally ascends high above the clouds, to his rightful place among the stars.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob will 100% turn this post into “Every day, people send me death threats and have entire forums dedicated to planning how to kill me.”

Using Jake Alley's repertoire is just shameful.

Shameful.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So, Trump's reelection campaign was suspended from Twitter over s stupid video it put out. Has Ze Blob commented on that yet?

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Bob lives in a fantasy world where he gets daily death threats, where there are entire forums dedicated to doxing and harassing his whole family, and where he’s a cool guy.

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That old bitch sucks so fucking bad but it was only a matter of time before Blob got into that part of Twitter. Bob is starting to glom onto the worst of identity essentialist anti-leftist liberal Twitter, probably because its the only aspect of Twitter that will accept him and his shitty political opinions. Gonna be a few days until hes not only retweeting QueerBengali but that M_Mendoza asshole, Wokyleeks, agraybee, that Horse Whisperer dipshit that used to do marketing work for insurance companies, Jeff Fecke, Wasbappin, Xeni Jardin, that one CASCHOOLBONDS psycho. You are already getting friendly with Gwen Definitely Not a Fed Snyder so just collect em all Bob! Build an echo chamber of KHivers and people who think Chapo Trap House is a pro-Assad fascist plot! Embrace you and liberalism's irrelevance!

Everyone on here who hates these mentally weak liberals from the right is really missing out on having to deal with these mentally weak woke corporate dorks from the left. Truly a joy let me tell you.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I've stepped away from posting in this thread, but I actually still lurk it all the time. And even though I'd sometimes take two days to look in, so many pages have been added to it.

Is this crazy, motor mouthed liberal psycho really the same person I knew from 2009? The one who was endorsed by ScrewAttack, the same company that carried Angry Video Game Nerd?

How can this be...

How could I have watched Bob so religiously? He sounded so insightful, he made so many points in the gaming business I agreed with, and at the time, I was taking credits at a Game Dev institute. I'd sit in the Fishbowl listening to Bob all the time.

Was the early Obama years his mellow, glory days? Twitter was invented, but not as widespread as was common smartphone usage. There was nothing else I knew of Bob. I knew he was from Massachusetts, and that probably made him a liberal, but I didnt care. I was a Moderate in 2009.

Do you guys see why I was so initially concerned? Bob is easily the most discussed lolcow on Kiwi who doesn't have a Forum. I was bewildered when I learned Bob had become a lolcow in 2017, but it just baffles me that Bob continues to rant and rant.

The Game Overthinker of the early days sounded so insightful, like a calm Professor.

I think the general consensus is that while warning signs that he was a major sperg were already there, Gamergate cracked Film Robert and the 2016 election broke him wide open.

 

[Adamska]

I believe it relates to this:
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It's almost like they struggled to keep workers and then when rates soared and panic still high due to the shit media, they then didn't want the workers to kill their ma or grandma with the coof or something Billy-Bob. Of course he doesn't think that, the smoothbrain already focusing on how his manchild dreams will not be for a good while.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

And my cape is like my dong, pretty okayish.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1291412677580009472

https://archive.vn/4TYvG

There's a bit to unpack here so I personally wanna focus on the fact that, by his definition, The Lord of Lynn considers us to be heroes.

Semper fi you beautiful bastards

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1291404997398274048

https://archive.vn/p3Af3

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"UHHHHHh...its actually a cabal of pedophiles who are screen capping my tweets to make me look bad because like, its all taken out of context!" -Moviebob, author of no bad tactics, only targets.

Bob, just post in your thread already, you hypocritical dipshit, lol.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

God bless whoever got these to be top image results

 

[Doctor Placebo]

And my cape is like my dong, pretty okayish.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1291412677580009472

https://archive.vn/4TYvG

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There's a bit to unpack here so I personally wanna focus on the fact that, by his definition, The Lord of Lynn considers us to be heroes.

No no, we're archiving the wrong way. Just like Wikileaks.

Also, I can't be the only one laughing at how obviously these people are trying to calculate the mental gymnastics they need to do to mock Trump supporters for having cluttered garages while their own living quarters are overflowing with Marvel merch and Funko Pops.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob and Chris both save fucking BEER CANS as souvenirs of their everyday life. This motherfucker definitely meets the definition of unsalvageable.

Google knows what’s up. Incognito search suggestions:



Incognito Google results for “Bob Chipman”:

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I was browsing this thread, skipping through random pages and something obvious hit me - every single page is just Bob being angry at [topic] on Twitter. Jump onto any of the current 2888 pages, and that'll be true.

Bob had his twitter account for 3437 days now, and has made 230390 tweets. That's 67 tweets per day for over 9 years, roughly a tweet made every 22 minutes of his life.