Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

well to be fair, one of the kids is exceptional and the other is like, 2, so the parents probably just throw their hands in the air and are all like "they cain't heppit" and just let 'em do it, because God forbid they stifle the little darlings' creativity!

Of course, the problem with this approach is that they'll have terrible habits that they'll need to unlearn later. Much like letting a cute little baby goat jump into your lap. Yes, it's cute now, but it won't be so cute when the same goat has grown up and is not so little, not so cute, and has just been playing in the mud. Having autistic and/or retarded kids shouldn't mean that you give up, it should mean that you try twice as hard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Parents who don’t teach their kids right from wrong are fucking up their kids. Even if they let the tykes draw on the walls because they plan to tear them down someday, you’re making a rod for your own back when they’re in other places and want to give those walls the same treatment. They are little people whose brains are still developing. It’s a fucking asshole move to make it hard for them to recognize and respect boundaries.

And stop feeding them such huge quantities of shitty food. They’ve already got the deck stacked against them, having inherited Chipman junk DNA (and their mom’s DNA is also pretty sub-par, judging from the look of Sarah and her sister). It’s not fair to make a child obese and set them up for a lifetime of weight struggles and possible eating disorders. Over-feeding kids is child abuse.

 

[The tired cat]

Bonus content: Chris Chipman:
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The face of a man who just was told the global secret that 2+2=4.

And stop feeding them such huge quantities of shitty food. They’ve already got the deck stacked against them, having inherited Chipman junk DNA (and their mom’s DNA is also pretty sub-par, judging from the look of Sarah and her sister). It’s not fair to make a child obese and set them up for a lifetime of weight struggles and possible eating disorders. Over-feeding kids is child abuse.

Maybe they're trying to make one of their kids into a live action Eric Cartman? I mean, Bobo already is one, but still...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob is getting all worked up about hypothetical damage being done to his niece and nephew. I wonder if he gives a shit about the actual damage his brother and sister-in-law are doing them. Guess it’s easier to play internet tough guy on Twitter than it is to be a decent uncle in meatspace, where he could actually intervene on behalf of those kids. Knowing Bob, he just shrugs and says “Hey, I was overfed during my entire childhood and I turned out great!” You don’t get more purebred mayo ghoul than multiple generations taking pride in their morbid obesity.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob tier textwall god bless based schizo

Weapons-grade autism, right at the edge of critical mass. Louis Slotin tickling the dragon's tail of autism.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is getting all worked up about hypothetical damage being done to his niece and nephew. I wonder if he gives a shit about the actual damage his brother and sister-in-law are doing them. Guess it’s easier to play internet tough guy on Twitter than it is to be a decent uncle in meatspace, where he could actually intervene on behalf of those kids. Knowing Bob, he just shrugs and says “Hey, I was overfed during my entire childhood and I turned out great!” You don’t get more purebred mayo ghoul than multiple generations taking pride in their morbid obesity.

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'Tough guy Bob' is always hilarious because all anyone has to do in that situation is run circles around Bob until he passes out.

 

[The tired cat]

'Tough guy Bob' is always hilarious because all anyone has to do in that situation is run circles around Bob until he passes out.

Oh please, it's even easier. Just pull out a McDonalds bag an either throw in the opposite direction or crush a Big Mac under your foot an he'll just faint.

 

[Flexo]

Replaced by who, Bob? All those children y'all aborted?

Oh wait....

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cow Crossover with Arthur Chu:
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>"Skeptism is bad when those fucking white males like it"
>"Arthur Chu is a better author than JKR"

Some spicy takes from CinemaRoberto

So Bob knows that JK Rowling is a shittier writer than Chuchu because Bob watched two movies?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This dumb motherfucker:

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This dumb motherfucker:

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It's funny because if you applied Bob's logic to healthcare, you wouldn't even need facial recognition software.
You could just point at his obese diabetic manchild ass and say "Back of the line, you clearly irresponsible fat fuck."

 

[Doctor Placebo]

BASED Incelbob once again lets the incel rage fly at a woman who disagrees with him
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>"but that turns unto an Afghan Hound."
Nice to see that Intellectual Robert's linguistic skills are as top notch as ever. And by your own logic, aren't you just afraid of women, Bobby? Pretty convenient that that's absolutely the only reason anyone could possibly dislike anything about Hillary Clinton but that all goes out the window with a conservative woman like Loeffler.

Of course, the problem with this approach is that they'll have terrible habits that they'll need to unlearn later. Much like letting a cute little baby goat jump into your lap. Yes, it's cute now, but it won't be so cute when the same goat has grown up and is not so little, not so cute, and has just been playing in the mud. Having autistic and/or retarded kids shouldn't mean that you give up, it should mean that you try twice as hard.

Which is exactly what happened with Chris Chan. Spoiled into being a total disaster.

 

[Koby_Fish]

>"but that turns unto an Afghan Hound."
Nice to see that Intellectual Robert's linguistic skills are as top notch as ever. And by your own logic, aren't you just afraid of women, Bobby? Pretty convenient that that's absolutely the only reason anyone could possibly dislike anything about Hillary Clinton but that all goes out the window with a conservative woman like Loeffler.


Which is exactly what happened with Chris Chan. Spoiled into being a total disaster.

you'll know the chippa and his wife (and by extension, Bob) fucked up HARD if either of their kids grow up to have threads of their own here someday.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

you'll know the chippa and his wife (and by extension, Bob) fucked up HARD if either of their kids grow up to have threads of their own here someday.

Well, they’re not even in kindergarten yet and they both already have FB accounts. Pretty fucking pathetic when people on a “doxing forum” want your kids to have more privacy than their parents are willing to give them. These people are profoundly broken.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This dumb motherfucker:

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Don't even need fancy face recognition software to take a picture of Robert, estimate the mass of his accumulated fat and say, "No insulin for you, round boy!"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Well, they’re not even in kindergarten yet and they both already have FB accounts. Pretty fucking pathetic when people on a “doxing forum” want your kids to have more privacy than their parents are willing to give them. These people are profoundly broken.

Wait... seriously? The guy who fucking bitches non-stop about how evil and shitty social media is set up two profiles for his children that are toddlers? People who don't even have friends yet?

I could not write this fucking family if I literally made a wish on the dragon balls. Their stupidity and ability to contradict themselves knows no bounds.

 

[Positron]

"Trashy"




Arguing with, excuse me I mean shitting in the thread of, Angie Speaks:






Bobby gets called out on his China fetishism. He claimed to have spoken out against China's atrocity towards the Uigars; it's just that his words of wisdom are not meant for you insignificant insects:


Poland. Nationalism Bad!


Christianity Bad!


Now here is a bizarre cross-account "rebuttal":



Au contraire, the white guilt bullshit gets stronger than ever.

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Some good news: Disney (not to mention Amazon and Google) will be allowed to own movie theaters (who goes to movie theaters these days?)


Beyond-shite review. No doubt being a slut is arthouse, but if I want to watch slutty arthouse I'd just watch Nymphomaniac.

8 minute and a half long. Bobby speaks unintelligibly; he wants to be dismissive but because of woke had to settle for "It's a pretty damn interesting art piece". Here are some visuals from the "film".




(The final image shows the true form of Beyond-shite)


If Anita have 10 minutes she can blow Bob 10 times over.

 

[Flexo]

1) Witches weren't burned you dumbass.
2) That was principally a feature of protestant societies - particularly those of the Salem/American variety that I know you have in mind you colossal dumbass.
3) Do you want to look up where witches are still being burned today?

Oh hmm... so it's not white christians burning witches eh??

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Some good news: Disney (not to mention Amazon and Google) will be allowed to own movie theaters (who goes to movie theaters these days?)

Well, not Disney because they had a $5 billion loss this quarter.

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1) Witches weren't burned you dumbass.
2) That was principally a feature of protestant societies - particularly those of the Salem/American variety that I know you have in mind you colossal dumbass.
3) Do you want to look up where witches are still being burned today?
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Oh hmm... so it's not white christians burning witches eh??

Central Asia? If Bob means the former Soviet republics (which I call "the Stans"), I hate to tell him this, but they are majority Muslim.

 

[Lensherr]

Arguing with, excuse me I mean shitting in the thread of, Angie Speaks:
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First he says that some people are inherently bad. Then he says that he pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Is Bob really sure that he’s not some sort of conservative in denial?

Now here is a bizarre cross-account "rebuttal":
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Au contraire, the white guilt bullshit gets stronger than ever.

So I guess going by his logic, blacks need to get over slavery and Jim Crow as well.