Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meriasek]

Omnilul at Bob saying Twitter is just a small part of his life.
He, on average, tweeted about once every 20 minutes or so over the past six or seven years. Not sure if that factored in that he can't tweet while sleeping (although he undoubtedly dreams about tweeting), but considering that a tweet takes, dunno, 10 to 30 seconds to write? That's a disruption of any train of thought like every 15 minutes on average. Of course, sometimes he doesn't tweet for hours, and then furiously tweets in a rapid barrage of shite takes for half an hour, but still, he tweets so much that he can't get shit done. It's an ADHD life. And Bob believes that he's a Thinker.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well, not Disney because they had a $5 billion loss this quarter.

Central Asia? If Bob means the former Soviet republics (which I call "the Stans"), I hate to tell him this, but they are majority Muslim.

Bob: Wanting to burn witches is the result of obsolete thinking!
Also Bob: BURN THE WASTELAND GHOULS!

 

[John Carmack]

Imagine being one of the few who bought this expecting actual insight into the game and getting the autobiography of the New England Chris Chan instead.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Imagine being one of the few who bought this expecting actual insight into the game and getting the autobiography of the New England Chris Chan instead.

My favorite bit is that you can tell Bob wrote the copy on the poster due to all the inappropriately used hyphens.

 

[BubbleButt]

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Imagine being one of the few who bought this expecting actual insight into the game and getting the autobiography of the New England Chris Chan instead.

Haha "star"

Fuck off, dude.

 

[Bolo]

Omnilul at Bob saying Twitter is just a small part of his life.
He, on average, tweeted about once every 20 minutes or so over the past six or seven years. Not sure if that factored in that he can't tweet while sleeping (although he undoubtedly dreams about tweeting), but considering that a tweet takes, dunno, 10 to 30 seconds to write? That's a disruption of any train of thought like every 15 minutes on average. Of course, sometimes he doesn't tweet for hours, and then furiously tweets in a rapid barrage of shite takes for half an hour, but still, he tweets so much that he can't get shit done. It's an ADHD life. And Bob believes that he's a Thinker.

It is one of the main giveaways that someone is twitter addicted, to promptly refuse and even hate twitter.

Everybody says that twitter sucks, and for a good reason, it sucks. But I don't hate twitter for the same reason I don't hate, say, tik tok, because I don't use it, so what the fuck do I care. There is a very simple way to not deal with twitter's bullshit.

And yet, it is always the most twitter engaged people that always, always bitch and whine about how that website is the circle of hell that Dante Alighieri forgot to mention. Only to come back for their dose of attention and vallidation over the number of their twitters followers, no matter how much burned they get over trolling, bad faith arguments, dogpiles, whatever, they always come back.

And any other justification for keep going on twitter on the way Robert does just falls flat.

To promote his work? Any tweet related to the escapist or his videos gets drowned over the political bullshit, by FAR. Sometimes you gotta scroll down for a 5 or 6 screens to even get anything movie or arts related. In contrast, you have Yahtzee that tweets nothing but links to his videos or his books.

To interact with his fanbase? Very rarely, I seldom see him talking to anyone about movies or games. Robert mostly responds to trolling and politics.

To engage in a discourse? social media has proved that any sort of fruitful discussion with a bunch of anons is pretty much impossible and leads only to stress and frustation.

So that only leaves attention and validation like I said before. Robert's second twitter account for his "unhinged takes" is pretty much abandoned now. He still tweets there, out more of stubborn refuse of "defeat" than anything else, but on his main account he still does the same sort of tweets, rendering the "business account" facade meaningless.

And it end it all comes to that stupid check mark, number of followers and the sense one has a relevant "voice". The main reason all these twitter junkies like Robert keep coming back to that website over and over again is a balm to the biggest fear of this internet age: to be just another face in the crowd.

 

[Red Hood]

you'll know the chippa and his wife (and by extension, Bob) fucked up HARD if either of their kids grow up to have threads of their own here someday.

Pray they rebel against their parents. Pray they see Creepy Uncle Bob for the loser he is and decide to be nothing like that.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

(archive)

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It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:



He probably got ideas though.

(archive)


I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.

(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

(archive)


In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

(archive)


Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.


Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

(archive)


I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

(archive)


It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.


Halloween 2013.

No context required.

Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

(archive)



Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

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Uh-oh, I see a can of Goya beans in the fridge. Is MagaBob going to apologize for this?

 

[The Nothingness]

One has to wonder how he became diagnosed with diabetes

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

What kind of fag puts "B. Sc (Hons)" in his Twitter handle?

the same kind of person who puts it after their name in general - a wanker who is insufferably pretentious, despite being mediocre at best

 

[Koby_Fish]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

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Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

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(archive)
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(archive)

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It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

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He probably got ideas though.

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(archive)

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I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


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(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

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In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

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(archive)

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Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

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Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

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I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

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It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

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Halloween 2013.

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No context required.

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Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

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(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

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(archive)

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Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

If he's been gulping down vast quantities of SOY MILK since at least 2013 (or earlier), that would explain a LOT about how his mental state has evolved.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

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Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

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(archive)
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(archive)

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It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

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He probably got ideas though.

View attachment 1505341
(archive)

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I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


View attachment 1505352
(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

View attachment 1505354
(archive)

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In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

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(archive)

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Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

View attachment 1505366
Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

View attachment 1505371
(archive)

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I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

View attachment 1505375
(archive)

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It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

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Halloween 2013.

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No context required.

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Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

View attachment 1505411
(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

View attachment 1505419
(archive)

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Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

Anyone else notice how his "side dish" usually takes up far more room than his main dish? Or in the case of the sausage platter takes up the ENTIRE plate?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Anyone else notice how his "side dish" usually takes up far more room than his main dish? Or in the case of the sausage platter takes up the ENTIRE plate?

He just fucking heaps it on there. Like a goddammed pig at feeding time. No wonder the mega fats are all so insanely huge. Try weighing your food sometime bob, a single serving of pasta or rice can fit inside a tea mug. It shouldn't have to be spooned into the plate with a trowel.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

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Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

View attachment 1505328
(archive)
View attachment 1505329
(archive)

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It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

View attachment 1505336

He probably got ideas though.

View attachment 1505341
(archive)

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I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


View attachment 1505352
(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

View attachment 1505354
(archive)

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In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

View attachment 1505360
(archive)

View attachment 1505361
Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

View attachment 1505366
Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

View attachment 1505371
(archive)

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I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

View attachment 1505375
(archive)

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It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

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Halloween 2013.

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No context required.

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Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

View attachment 1505411
(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

View attachment 1505419
(archive)

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Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

Just when I thought I had seen the worst Bob could cook up....

 

[Johan Schmidt]

With Bob it's not even the flavours that he wants. Not to sound like a twat, but food is more than just sheer volume; you can get a medley of flavours from a very small amount of food if it's done right, and those flavours can be used to offset and compliment each other. Bob's pallete is probably so numb from overeating and over indulging in crap that he likely can't actually taste much beyond blunt flavourings like 'sweet' and 'sour' and 'salt'. To Cinematico el Gigatanto most things are going to taste roughly the same from overexposure.

You can test this if you don't believe me; if you like tea of coffee with sugar then stop taking it with sugar for a month; you will fucking hate it at first because it'll taste like dish water, and then lo and behold as if by magic your brain will get over it's insane crackhead like addiction to any and all sugars and go 'Oh yeah, this is what it actually tastes like.' For years I had coffee and tea with three sugars and they were all pretty much the same flavour to me; once I stopped I could actually appreciate the flavours of the things I was drinking.

TL'DR: Bob is addicted to food, so appearance and tastes more complex than fat and sugar don't matter to him.

 

[Adamska]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

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Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

View attachment 1505328
(archive)
View attachment 1505329
(archive)

View attachment 1505330
It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

View attachment 1505336

He probably got ideas though.

View attachment 1505341
(archive)

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I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


View attachment 1505352
(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

View attachment 1505354
(archive)

View attachment 1505355
In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

View attachment 1505360
(archive)

View attachment 1505361
Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

View attachment 1505366
Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

View attachment 1505371
(archive)

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I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

View attachment 1505375
(archive)

View attachment 1505379
It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

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Halloween 2013.

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No context required.

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Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

View attachment 1505411
(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

View attachment 1505419
(archive)

View attachment 1505420

Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

Fuck me is he terrible at creating sides to go with his poison dishes. His sinophilia is also embarrassing as fuck given that he's not even getting the good shit from China. He just dumps about 2-3 times the rice loadout that I would for a side and says "okay", with it looking to be at least a pound of the shit easy. Then he just hucks out whatever meat thing he bothered to cook with it.

The winner for me was the TeRiYaKi SaLmOn. That's just plain evil to do to a good fish like salmon; it's fine as is with just salt and pepper IMO; not that soy sauce shit. Also not a fan of squash, and those just look like raw slices with random syrup poured all over it.

Runner up is whatever the fuck meal the first thing is. Reminds me of Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast... but somehow worse.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

There was a picture Bob took of his family at some home gathering. They had a buffet style dinner and everything on the table had come from some sort of fast food restaurant. Obviously no one in their family is on a diet, or needs to eat special food (like non-gluten or non-dairy products). Most normal people who attend a workplace potluck will find that at least half of their co-workers will be on some kind of diet. It's just something people often do to try and regulate their health. But no one in Bob's family cares about ingredients or portions because they all look more or less like Bob.

I still don't understand Bob's obsession with marinating meat for days on end. Did he read somewhere that more marination=more good? Because most experts I looked up say that it's not a good idea to marinate anything beyond two days (24 hours is the limit for most meats,) and that certain cuts of meat like porterhouse or rib-eye shouldn't be marinated at all. Fish shouldn't be marinated beyond an hour since it will start to degrade and turn mushy. I think Johan might be right that Bob's trashed his own palate and needs to "flavor-fy" his food way beyond the norm in order to even taste it.

 

[Lensherr]

I went spelunking through the pictures I downloaded when I was scraping his Twitter timeline.

View attachment 1505321
Halloween 2012. No beard, the stache is decidedly more pedo though.

As I'm walking through pictures I'm stopping at ones that are interesting, pulling related tweets for context, and archiving them. For instance:

View attachment 1505328
(archive)
View attachment 1505329
(archive)

View attachment 1505330
It would probably look delicious to me if I found rice and beans cooked together with a dog's gastric discharges to be delicious.

For some of the pictures I do immediately look for context, such as when I found this photo and he says it was just the display at a local Taco Bell, not something he actually did in his home:

View attachment 1505336

He probably got ideas though.

View attachment 1505341
(archive)

View attachment 1505342
I doubt they still fit, nor are fit to wear.


View attachment 1505352
(archive)

Of all the possible descriptions of MovieBob, "Delicious" is very rarely used.

View attachment 1505354
(archive)

View attachment 1505355
In keeping with his status as a bottom tier villain, Robert's skills at presentation are at best questionable.

View attachment 1505360
(archive)

View attachment 1505361
Robert is uncannily talented at producing dishes that look like they have already been eaten and then violently expelled from the body back onto the plate.

View attachment 1505366
Bob and some retarded cosplayer. I'm not sure which looks more pathetic.

View attachment 1505371
(archive)

View attachment 1505372
I'm not sure which part of this offends me the most. He mentioned in the replies that he keeps the soymilk around not because he likes the taste, but because it keeps 3 times as long as dairy milk.

View attachment 1505375
(archive)

View attachment 1505379
It's especially important that tweets like this be archived so as to memorialize that these are pictures that Robert took, of things that Robert made, and Robert then saw it fit to disclose these images to the public.

View attachment 1505380View attachment 1505381
Halloween 2013.

View attachment 1505383
No context required.

View attachment 1505390
Chiune Sugihara must be so proud that his legacy is remembered by a man who talks openly about wanting to exterminate vast swaths of the population on the presumption that they are ignorant and subhuman.

Also, no 2014 halloween costume.

View attachment 1505411
(archive)

I'm not sure how you get steak to look that greasy and unappetizing even on purpose.

View attachment 1505419
(archive)

View attachment 1505420

Still Life with subway napkin.

As time goes on, especially after the November election, it becomes increasingly unfunny and choked with Orange Man Bad NPC shit, so I'm done with it for now. Let me know if you want me to zip the whole thing and post it on MEGA, in case you want to look for any remaining gold in this shitpile.

He looks like a fatter version of Colin Farrell’s character in The Lobster (except that that character got laid and had a wife at one point).

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

There was a picture Bob took of his family at some home gathering. They had a buffet style dinner and everything on the table had come from some sort of fast food restaurant. Obviously no one in their family is on a diet, or needs to eat special food (like non-gluten or non-dairy products). Most normal people who attend a workplace potluck will find that at least half of their co-workers will be on some kind of diet. It's just something people often do to try and regulate their health. But no one in Bob's family cares about ingredients or portions because they all look more or less like Bob.

I still don't understand Bob's obsession with marinating meat for days on end. Did he read somewhere that more marination=more good? Because most experts I looked up say that it's not a good idea to marinate anything beyond two days (24 hours is the limit for most meats,) and that certain cuts of meat like porterhouse or rib-eye shouldn't be marinated at all. Fish shouldn't be marinated beyond an hour since it will start to degrade and turn mushy. I think Johan might be right that Bob's trashed his own palate and needs to "flavor-fy" his food way beyond the norm in order to even taste it.

My mother used to buy the most ugodly tough cuts of beef in bovine history. One day, I asked her if I could marinate a plank of steak colored violence in some wine. She gave the go ahead, so I got an axe, cubed the beef up and drowned it in some E&J or some shit overnight.

The next day, after putting the marinated beef and some veggies on skewers and cooking them on the hibachi, I learned one of my first culinary lessons - you don't marinate shit in wine for fucking days. Even sangria will turn gross if you leave the fruit in there too long.

This nigga's 40!