Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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From the guy who loves to call people “champ,” “buddy,” “pal,” etc. while trying and failing to dunk on them:

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The cringe never ends with this one:

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Not only is she not gonna fuck you, bro — she’s not even gonna acknowledge you exist.
 
From the guy who loves to call people “champ,” “buddy,” “pal,” etc. while trying and failing to dunk on them:

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Bob is acting like a flat out stereotype like @America's Giggling Gigolo pointed out. Every time I've done a redneck impression, or heard a redneck impression it always includes the line, "This is America and we speak American here". I'm sure he will pass this off as a joke like him wanting to genocide white people out of existence or how science says its easy to eat the equivalent of food for a family of four.

The cringe never ends with this one:

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Not only is she not gonna fuck you, bro — she’s not even gonna acknowledge you exist.
Oh she does acknowledge his existence. As a nuisance she wishes would stop tagging and retweeting her but shes powerless to stop him as that one leaked email said. Even though Bob reads this thread I'm sure he conveniently ignored it, or forgot it when he blacked-out that night.
 
From the guy who loves to call people “champ,” “buddy,” “pal,” etc. while trying and failing to dunk on them:

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The cringe never ends with this one:

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Not only is she not gonna fuck you, bro — she’s not even gonna acknowledge you exist.

I hope Lindsay ends up with some horse-hung chad and it makes Bob cry. Also, he speaks "American"? So much for post-nationalism or whatever, Bob.
 
I hope Lindsay ends up with some horse-hung chad and it makes Bob cry. Also, he speaks "American"? So much for post-nationalism or whatever, Bob.
She's married to some guy who works for Elon Musk. Not a grunt level position either. He seems to stay off social media but I'm sure he's a horse hung Chad compared to Robert. As for post-nationalist, like all of his other beliefs that aren't "Tech good. Consooming good. Wasteland ghouls bad" Bob isn't very consistent about it.
 
Cow Crossover with Arthur Chu:
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>"Skeptism is bad when those fucking white males like it"
>"Arthur Chu is a better author than JKR"

Some spicy takes from CinemaRoberto
JKR has her issues but shes still a millionaire from Harry Potter and she's going to keep cashing those royalty checks until the day she dies. Chu is nobody whose claim to fame is being one of the most hated players in Jeopardy history to the point where despite his impressive earnings he wasn't invited back to participate in the Jeopardy All Stars Tournament and his shtick of jumping around the board to find the Daily Double has been done with better success by far more likable candidates like James Holzhauer.

To keep this on topic with Bob maybe he feels a connection to a fellow failed author and pompous asshole.
 
She's married to some guy who works for Elon Musk. Not a grunt level position either. He seems to stay off social media but I'm sure he's a horse hung Chad compared to Robert. As for post-nationalist, like all of his other beliefs that aren't "Tech good. Consooming good. Wasteland ghouls bad" Bob isn't very consistent about it.
Oh no! That poor guy.

Dude could obviously do better.
 
What kind of fag puts "B. Sc (Hons)" in his Twitter handle?

From the guy who loves to call people “champ,” “buddy,” “pal,” etc. while trying and failing to dunk on them:
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For a self-styled "globalist", Bobby sure is intolerant of other nations' cultures.

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>"Skeptism is bad when those fucking white males like it"
No bad tactics, only bad instigators.

And abortion fund.
I'd be very surprised if her engine block is still functional.

When was the last time you hear people praise a book for its "well-named characters"?
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"Donald Trump isn't a real billionaire or a real businessman":
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Donald Trump is a non-billionaire because some rando identify him as a non-billionaire.

Sagely analysis on Trump's resillence:
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Calling Mike Pence to "go cry to your Mother":
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We must dispense with the Electoral College because we can't let white people have their way!
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Bobby worries that the Eurovision singing contest will become like presidential election in the USA.
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Bob had a girlfriend who cooked him barbecue. And 2+2=potato.

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Is Bobby okay? (Rhetorical question).

Bonus content: Chris Chipman:
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JKR has her issues but shes still a millionaire from Harry Potter and she's going to keep cashing those royalty checks until the day she dies. Chu is nobody whose claim to fame is being one of the most hated players in Jeopardy history to the point where despite his impressive earnings he wasn't invited back to participate in the Jeopardy All Stars Tournament and his shtick of jumping around the board to find the Daily Double has been done with better success by far more likable candidates like James Holzhauer.

To keep this on topic with Bob maybe he feels a connection to a fellow failed author and pompous asshole.
Didn't he call in bomb threats to a bar once?
 
Oh no! That poor guy.

Dude could obviously do better.
Yeah, it's kind of odd because a guy in his position could certainly do better than a past-her-prime ballooning alcoholic, and it's clear from his lack of internet presence that he gets nothing from her e-celeb clout either, which is her biggest asset at this point. I can only assuming he's a socially awkward tech geek who jumped to put a ring on the first woman who approached and pursued him, and Lindsay, ever the socially climber, saw on opportunity to settle down with a successful man now that her wild years are gone and sunk her hooks in.

Either way, another waifu that will forever remain out of Robert's grasp. Of course that would be the case regardless of whether she was married or not since she wouldn't let a guy of Robert's tier touch her with a ten foot pole.
 
That old bitch sucks so fucking bad but it was only a matter of time before Blob got into that part of Twitter. Bob is starting to glom onto the worst of identity essentialist anti-leftist liberal Twitter, probably because its the only aspect of Twitter that will accept him and his shitty political opinions. Gonna be a few days until hes not only retweeting QueerBengali but that M_Mendoza asshole, Wokyleeks, agraybee, that Horse Whisperer dipshit that used to do marketing work for insurance companies, Jeff Fecke, Wasbappin, Xeni Jardin, that one CASCHOOLBONDS psycho. You are already getting friendly with Gwen Definitely Not a Fed Snyder so just collect em all Bob! Build an echo chamber of KHivers and people who think Chapo Trap House is a pro-Assad fascist plot! Embrace you and liberalism's irrelevance!

Everyone on here who hates these mentally weak liberals from the right is really missing out on having to deal with these mentally weak woke corporate dorks from the left. Truly a joy let me tell you.
If anything I have become convinced right wing conservativism and some type of leftism to be the only two legitimate viewpoints. Liberalism, which is centrism, Clinton, Bush, etc. is a vacuous position. I say this as a Trump voter, but Marxism, Maoism, etc are reasonable beliefs. I would much rather read bell_shakur talk about how mayosapiens need to be enslaved or killing troops is good than some batshit liberal talk about how Elizabeth Warren is Harry Potter or whatever. I’ve started reading Nietzsche, and some Marx.

I might even read some ....ugh... *french philosophy* like Foucault or Beauvoir because it turns out most of your “faves” don’t know the first thing about feminism/leftism. Even Valerie Solanas, who probably did actually hate men, would not be as banal and annoying as the average twitter “feminist” complaining about “men in the menchies” or whatever. It’s just so absurd, so fucking dumb. You either think America is good or it isn’t. I don’t trust liberals to tell me anything about the world, about politics, about crises, because clearly they had no fucking idea what was going on. Their worldview is nonsense, Obama the Peacemaker, America the Great, Trump the Traitor. Which is it??? How can Trump be unAmerican is racism *really* is that ingrained in society? If killing brown people for trivial reasons really is bad then how is America good when thats all it does overseas? Conservatives say “imperialism is good actually, I love drones”, leftists say of course it’s all bad, only liberals have no fucking clue what’s going on.

You could say the same thing about capitalism, or anything really. Conservatives think that if you don’t work, you shouldn’t get healthcare. You should have to work for your stuff. Alright, that’s reasonable. Leftists say no, thats ridiculous, just give all people healthcare no strings attached, What then of the people who oppose Medicare for All or single payer, but also hate conservatives? What... what do they actually believe? It really is the RaDIcaL CenTRIsT “just a little genocide”. However Bob, imo, doesn’t care or understand any of this, and is truly ruled by his highschool teenage angst.

In a world where I was allowed to not have the histrionic emotional reactions to bad shit (like the George Floyd thing, seriously watch the video its bad) without being called a sociopath, and allowed to ask questions (question that, it turns out philosophers were answering) I would be a leftist.
 
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If anything I have become convinced right wing conservativism and some type of leftism to be the only two legitimate viewpoints. Liberalism, which is centrism, Clinton, Bush, etc. is a vacuous position. I say this as a Trump voter, but Marxism, Maoism, etc are reasonable beliefs. I would much rather read bell_shakur talk about how mayosapiens need to be enslaved or killing troops is good than some batshit liberal talk about how Elizabeth Warren is Harry Potter or whatever. I’ve started reading Nietzsche, and some Marx.

I might even read some ....ugh... *french philosophy* like Foucault or Beauvoir because it turns out most of your “faves” don’t know the first thing about feminism/leftism. Even Valerie Solanas, who probably did actually hate men, would not be as banal and annoying as the average twitter “feminist” complaining about “men in the menchies” or whatever. It’s just so absurd, so fucking dumb. You either think America is good or it isn’t. I don’t trust liberals to tell me anything about the world, about politics, about crises, because clearly they had no fucking idea what was going on. Their worldview is nonsense, Obama the Peacemaker, America the Great, Trump the Traitor. Which is it??? How can Trump be unAmerican is racism *really* is that ingrained in society? If killing brown people for trivial reasons really is bad then how is America good when thats all it does overseas? Conservatives say “imperialism is good actually, I love drones”, leftists say of course it’s all bad, only liberals have no fucking clue what’s going on.

You could say the same thing about capitalism, or anything really. Conservatives think that if you don’t work, you shouldn’t get healthcare. You should have to work for your stuff. Alright, that’s reasonable. Leftists say no, thats ridiculous, just give all people healthcare no strings attached, What then of the people who oppose Medicare for All or single payer, but also hate conservatives? What... what do they actually believe? It really is the RaDIcaL CenTRIsT “just a little genocide”. However Bob, imo, doesn’t care or understand any of this, and is truly ruled by his highschool teenage angst.

In a world where I was allowed to not have the histrionic emotional reactions to bad shit (like the George Floyd thing, seriously watch the video its bad) without being called a sociopath, and allowed to ask questions (question that, it turns out philosophers were answering) I would be a leftist.
Bob tier textwall god bless based schizo
 
Seeing that Chris and Sarah let their kids draw on the walls made me wonder if that’s the kind of shit he and Bob were allowed to do. I don’t think letting kids trash the house was as common 30 years ago as it is now, but it would help explain why neither of them mind living in squalor and both have such a strong sense of entitlement.

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well to be fair, one of the kids is exceptional and the other is like, 2, so the parents probably just throw their hands in the air and are all like "they cain't heppit" and just let 'em do it, because God forbid they stifle the little darlings' creativity!

If they are content to decorate their abode with beer cans/bottles and other random trash, this is just par for the course. Since they didn't pay a dime to gain ownership of this house (possibly excepting some sort of tax for inheriting that shit), it figures they don't care about it as much as if they'd y'know, actually WORKED for it/were paying a mortgage and are perfectly happy to trash the place as if it was a rental.
 
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