Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Perhaps the virgin MovieBob is imitating the chad DSP, hoping to work up to his level? After all, Bob has never gotten laid, while DSP has been married twice. Bob dodges collection agency calls like a pussy, while DSP gives creditors the finger by successfully filing for bankruptcy. Bob knows that his diabetes is his own fault for being fat, while DSP knows that he did everything correct! You see the appeal here.

Hell, fucking Chris-Chan got laid, though it took a literal whore for him to finally lose his sperginity virginity. Bob can't even find a whore to do it with. You'd think someone who went to conventions could find a whore, but no.
You also forgot to mention that the Chad DSP pulls in a literal six figure income every year for playing vidya, while Bob hasn't broken 50k.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob’s not happy that Disney is releasing a big budgeted movie about a Asian female lead for him to jerk off to on Disney+ for $30 instead in theaters because Trump bad.
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None of the live action Disney movies have ever been good.

Not only that they removed like 98% of the songs in mulan and don't even just use orchestral versions. They may play a small brief jingle but that's it.

 

[Mola Ram]

His view of everything is childish. He’s a textbook manchild. Literal Jews say they’re concerned about self-appointed “Nazi hunters” and Bob’s response is “only Nazis have anything to be afraid of, why are you so worried, huh? Something to hide?” He’s the fucking worst.

The only mature things about Bob are his sexual fantasies and his love of adult beverages.

And his sexual fantasies are as "mature" as an old fashioned Skinemax nudie flick.

And his choice of booze is as "mature" as your average frat party (ironically).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hell, fucking Chris-Chan got laid, though it took a literal whore for him to finally lose his sperginity virginity. Bob can't even find a whore to do it with. You'd think someone who went to conventions could find a whore, but no.
You also forgot to mention that the Chad DSP pulls in a literal six figure income every year for playing vidya, while Bob hasn't broken 50k.

Hey, I just confirmed Bob has actually been on a date with a female. Sure, Bob’s first date was with his niece, but still. Beggars, choosers, etc. No word on how many people called the cops when they saw him walking around with a cute baby girl who he clearly did not father.





Confession: I think these pictures are really sweet.

 

[Mola Ram]

Confession: I think these pictures are really sweet.

They are, which reinforces my belief that Bob would be an immensely better person if he'd get the fuck off Twitter and try for some real human interactions, where you have to moderate just so you can have a civil conversation and, in enjoying another's company, come to understand them as a human being, whatever your differences.

Ah, but then where would our content go?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Guess Chippa and his wife aren’t so concerned about the dangers of coronavirus as they’ve been claiming. Goodbye masks and scolding, hello cuddle puddle on the elderly grandmother!

 

[Lensherr]

His view of everything is childish. He’s a textbook manchild. Literal Jews say they’re concerned about self-appointed “Nazi hunters” and Bob’s response is “only Nazis have anything to be afraid of, why are you so worried, huh? Something to hide?” He’s the fucking worst.

MovieBob's ancestor in 1692-93 during the Salem Witch Trials when certain townsfolk say that they're concerned about self-appointed "witch hunters": "Only witches have anything to be afraid of, why are you so worried huh? Something to hide?"

Has Bob ever talked at length about The Patriot Act, either on Twitter or his old blog? Because his mentality of justifying the rollback of the civil liberties of ordinary citizens in order to combat "Nazis" is very similar to neocon rhetoric post-9/11 that was used to justify the Patriot Act and other authoritarian measures to combat Arab terrorism.

 

[Flexo]

Guess Chippa and his wife aren’t so concerned about the dangers of coronavirus as they’ve been claiming. Goodbye masks and scolding, hello cuddle puddle on the elderly grandmother!

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I have yet to find a grandparent that wouldn't happily die from covid if they could have one more cuddle puddle with the grandkids.

There's being alive, and then there's actually living.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob’s not happy that Disney is releasing a big budgeted movie about a Asian female lead for him to jerk off to on Disney+ for $30 instead in theaters because Trump bad.
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The Mulan live action is a slobbering blowjob to fascist China and I couldn’t be happier the big mouse is being fucked over it.

 

[madethistocomment]

I have yet to find a grandparent that wouldn't happily die from covid if they could have one more cuddle puddle with the grandkids.

There's being alive, and then there's actually living.

My grandma insisted on giving me a hug, a smooch on the cheek, and a bowl of chili when I dropped off her groceries the other day. Never underestimate the love of grandparents, nor their determination to spend time with their grandbabies.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Hell, fucking Chris-Chan got laid, though it took a literal whore for him to finally lose his sperginity virginity. Bob can't even find a whore to do it with. You'd think someone who went to conventions could find a whore, but no.

It is just barely possible that Bob has enough shame to have had sex with a prostitute without talking about it on Twitter. Or perhaps he was simply terrified that his parents would throw him out of the basement for doing such things in their house. Either way, he's still too disgusting for a woman to touch him without money changing hands.

You also forgot to mention that the Chad DSP pulls in a literal six figure income every year for playing vidya, while Bob hasn't broken 50k.

Yes! And I even forget the most important thing that DSP has over Bob: DSP has his own subforum on Kiwi Farms, while Bob just has this one thread! Truly, DSP is superior in every way, and Bob would do well to imitate him.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has an idiosyncratic understanding of "drug dealing":

"Yo bro! Wanna try my Glimepiride this week? This ship is da shit!"

Looks like Bobby's summer is stolen indefinitely.



Did not expect Beyond-shite being called "arthouse".

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Some dumb leftie argument that brings out Bobby's logorrhea. Apparantly in some dank corners on the left, personal grooming and tidy clothes are considered "bourgeois"

TL;DR: Bobby is a slob because he is secure in his masculinity, unlike those obsolete men.
(And I'm amused by the image of Pickup Truck Joe calling an office worker, "Hey dude stop being so bourgeois!")

Bernie rant. The "he" Bobby refers to in his first tweet is President Trump:


Evolve. Embrace Enlightenment. Be Saved.

Why do these mongs keep insisting that poor white people deliberately vote against their interests just to be racist?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Evolve. Embrace Enlightenment. Be Saved.

That’s ironic coming from a has been who’s channel is nothing but extinct now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob would make a lousy social worker or counselor for battered women, abused children, or bereaved parents of murder victims.

 

[Cantercoin]

Bobby has an idiosyncratic understanding of "drug dealing":
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"Yo bro! Wanna try my Glimepiride this week? This ship is da shit!"

the difference between a drug dealer and a drug corporation is that the latter has standards and procedures for the drugs because if they do something wrong it can lead to a multitude of problems from something like bleeding and can go up to death which can lead the corporation to being sued to oblivion. the former is just someone who pushes the shit on the homeless and addicts alike with no regard for what quality of the drugs they sell. If someone dies it's not the dealers problem since they dont have to take responsibility for whether or not the customer dies, they're replaceable and only exist to pony up the money.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Ammendable" is not a word. You mean "amenable," galaxy brain.

It will never not gall me that this oaf makes money writing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Ammendable" is not a word. You mean "amenable," galaxy brain.

It will never not gall me that this oaf makes money writing.

“Amenable” was one of several words Bob misprounced on that Comic Con online panel a few weeks ago. I mentioned it at the time but not (just) to be petty. I wouldn’t point this shit out if he didn’t have such a ludicrously high estimate of his own intelligence and erudition — and the desire to punish those who don’t meet his standards.

 

[Soulless4510]

Bob is just a guy who reads a thesaurus once a week and he thinks that makes him smart

 

[Peep Plops]

Bob writes like a fag and his shit's all fucked up.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Amenable” was one of several words Bob misprounced on that Comic Con online panel a few weeks ago. I mentioned it at the time but not (just) to be petty. I wouldn’t point this shit out if he didn’t have such a ludicrously high estimate of his own intelligence and erudition — and the desire to punish those who don’t meet his standards.

If morons like him that are horrible with writing and grammar are allowed to work for publications, than the education system has proven to be a colossal failure.