Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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in India, Hitler is nowhere near as reviled as he is in the west (examples: the attached photo, and this politician's name); don't know if the same is true in Pakistan, but if so, a comic like that would be quite believable

Adverse Hitlerism is a cult that never really took off anywhere except in the West. The idea that he's globally reviled as a symbol of distilled evil is the result of the weird parochialism that the baizuo are prone to. Google "Korean Nazi cosplay" if you want to see how much the non-WEIRD world cares about this shit.
 
in India, Hitler is nowhere near as reviled as he is in the west (examples: the attached photo, and this politician's name); don't know if the same is true in Pakistan, but if so, a comic like that would be quite believable

Pakistan was part of British India, so I'd hazard a guess that Hitler as the "guy who fought against the British" wouldn't be disliked there.
 
Adverse Hitlerism is a cult that never really took off anywhere except in the West. The idea that he's globally reviled as a symbol of distilled evil is the result of the weird parochialism that the baizuo are prone to. Google "Korean Nazi cosplay" if you want to see how much the non-WEIRD world cares about this shit.
The reason why Hitler is not as hated outside of Europe and North America is because there is a lack of direct memory of nazism outside of these places.For most people the memory of WW2 was transmited through their parents and grandparents(it was in my case).If you live in a region where the nazis where not the big fear attitudes are different.For people in Indonesia the memory of japanese crimes is a lot more visible than the memory of nazis.Does that mean that nazi cosplay is ok?Uhm not sure at the very least though if you like to dress up as a nazi maybe you should keep it to your own group.If you see some jewish rabbis having a chat going around dressed as the SS while certainly your right doesn't actually make you a nice person or even a tactful one.Not to mention the fact that if you're from Cambodia and like nazi cosplay a bunch of jewish rabbis can dress up as Kmer Rouge and stage mock executions just for fun.Every culture has a taboo that gets them angry.Go to Korea dressed as a WW2 era japanese soldier and make jokes about 'comfort women' odds are very few koreans will find it hilarious.That's why these kinds of habits are best kept to your own group and not exported to other places.
 
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Chris Chipman, what can one say?

https://chipmanbros.libsyn.com/

Date of the first episode, May 10th 2017.

This passion project of some random nobody with delusions of grandeour wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so bland. If he was legit crazy, you could find some entertainment but he is just your uncle playing pretend he's a radio host.
Everybody has some family member that thinks they're smarter than everyone else but they are not harming anyone so the family roll their eyes when he's had one too many and talks how they would totally fix the economy while writing the next New York Times best seller.

But anyways, lets' take August 2020 as our baseline and assume this idiot has had the same enthusiasm as he had on day 1:


First things first, for such an upbeat theme he talks like he's on IV thorazine. This is my first introduction to the channel and that's not a good sign, so I guess he leaves the enthusiasm to his 4 other shows.

He starts off by listng his many podcastst and channels (3 years down the road and none of his videos has hit quadruple digits, despite being of Moviebob's fame).

"These are all the shows that I make but I'm sure that my literal dozens of fans want to know what made me." Jesus H Christ, I can understand Bob's ego but this guy legitimately thinks he's an entertainer worth of a lifetime tv movie.

The whole thing is exactly like Bob's series: he talks and things appear on screen. Except he talks at a normal pace and has only a tenth of his brother's hilarious autism.

The purpose of this video series? A diary of his life. That's it, he will tell you how many times he farted in a day, how many chairs he broke sitting down and how many time he caught Bob fapping to princess peach.....

except not really.

As I have said before, his content is incredibly boring. It doesn't bring anything to the table, it sure as hell doesn't entertain and again, it's a guy with the most boring delusions of grandeur. In any case I sped through the whole thing just to see if there was anything interesting.

4:47 - 5:19 Reagan Bad and Orange man bad!

7:50 - Indiana Jones 2 - movie bad because racism and women rights. Still loves it but he's an educated liberal so he must denounce it before saying anything good.

10:49 - Ghostbusters 2016 good (because he's an educated liberal, mind you) but 1984 version better.

13:40 - Gremlins good!

17:01 - The last starfighter good! But here's an interesting thing. The premise of the movie is that a kid that is only good at playing videogames gets recruited by an alien race to help them win the war. Given Bob's attitude towards vidya affecting reality you know that this movie just validated his Mario fantasies.

...and that's it. There's 2 more movies where he gushes over but assuming anything else is overreaching. There is no secret code, it's just some white trash from Lynn talking about "movie good because me like".

Which leads me to why this video pisses me off: it's the same shit he has been doing for 3 years far less succesfully than his brother yet pretends he needs a fifth show to talk about. It's "member this" the show. And it's basic bitch, mass appeal shit. He's a fucking consoomer like his brother but without access to a thesaurus and lethal doses of autism. The takes are not even cold, they are frozen.

So I'll just leave this Sam Hyde video to explain why his shit is worse than bad:


There is only 1 silver lining I can take from the show: Chris was drinking while filming so maybe, if one's patient, he will slip and say something about Bobby boy.
 
You know, I don't have a problem with boring people making boring content. We are all boring people ourselves, and making these videos, podcasts and such are to be seen just like those mommy blog with posts of pets, regular, boring people entertaining themselves.

heck, just the other day I found my neighbour has a golf podcast with a friend, with about a 1000 subs no less, and he has pretty happy telling me about it. That was a nice thing to find out, and i was happy for him, we all need our hobbies.

But that isn't the issue with Chris is it? He wants money and fame from this bullshit, and asking for it on twitter has got to be one of the most pathetic ways to go on about it.

And like I said, I don't begrudge the idea of making internet content, but the notion of making internet content to be famous is really fucking lame.

I get why kids want to be ninja or Pewdiepie (kids still like him?). But a fucking grown man wanting to do this bullshit for likes and entretaining the notion that one they they will make a living out of this is a such a sad and moronic notion.

Really? anyone over 25 aspires to be fucking game grumps? You wanna talk about trite shit on the internet for likes? Or tweet about politics for some sort fucked up tribal praise.

Get out of this path Chris, here only lies madness... and when you least know it, bam! you are a troon. Mazel tov!
 
The reason why Hitler is not as hated outside of Europe and North America is because there is a lack of direct memory of nazism outside of these places.For most people the memory of WW2 was transmited through their parents and grandparents(it was in my case).If you live in a region where the nazis where not the big fear attitudes are different.For people in Indonesia the memory of japanese crimes is a lot more visible than the memory of nazis.Does that mean that nazi cosplay is ok?Uhm not sure at the very least though if you like to dress up as a nazi maybe you should keep it to your own group.If you see some jewish rabbis having a chat going around dressed as the SS while certainly your right doesn't actually make you a nice person or even a tactful one.Not to mention the fact that if you're from Cambodia and like nazi cosplay a bunch of jewish rabbis can dress up as Kmer Rouge and stage mock executions just for fun.Every culture has a taboo that gets them angry.Go to Korea dressed as a WW2 era japanese soldier and make jokes about 'comfort women' odds are very few koreans will find it hilarious.That's why these kinds of habits are best kept to your own group and not exported to other places.
this is very true, and is also the reason why it's very unwise to wear anything with a hammer and sickle on it in much of eastern Europe
 
Yet Bob is very much Mario's opposite when you think about it. Mario is a selfless hero who is will to risk life and limb to help others. Bob is completely self-absorbed and concerned with his own comfort. Mario is willing to but aside past grudges as he's will to go go-karting/golfing/etc. with Bowser despite the latter's MULTIPLE abductions of Peach. Bob is spiteful and often outright malicious towards entire swathes of the country because he can't let go of petty grudges from over two decades ago. Remember when Bob asked what Mario would think of gamers during Gamergate? Mario would be aghast at what Bob tweets on a daily basis if he were real (hell, someone should show the "best of" Bob's tweets to Charles Martinet to see what he thinks) and want nothing to do with him. Fuck, Wario and Waluigi would stay the hell away from him because he's that repulsive.
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Pakistan was part of British India, so I'd hazard a guess that Hitler as the "guy who fought against the British" wouldn't be disliked there.
In quite a lot of places in the Islamic world, particularly the Middle Eastern Islamic world, Hitler and the Nazis have a bit of a fan following, because they're seen as the guys who fought the global Jewish conspiracy, who are the real bad guys in the minds of many Muslim Arabs, and some non-Muslim Arabs.
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Not to mention the fact that if you're from Cambodia and like nazi cosplay a bunch of jewish rabbis can dress up as Kmer Rouge and stage mock executions just for fun.Every culture has a taboo that gets them angry.
This is actually not the best example, because the Cambodians themselves actually dress as Khmer Rouge and have mock executions on their version of remembrance day. It's not for fun, but other than that, this is exactly what they do.
 
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In quite a lot of places in the Islamic world, particularly the Middle Eastern Islamic world, Hitler and the Nazis have a bit of a fan following, because they're seen as the guys who fought the global Jewish conspiracy, who are the real bad guys in the minds of many Muslim Arabs, and some non-Muslim Arabs.
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This is actually not the best example, because the Cambodians themselves actually dress as Khmer Rouge and have mock executions on their version of remembrance day. It's not for fun, but other than that, this is exactly what they do.
There is a difference between re-enacting atrocities from the past as a public education tool and doing it for fun.You could argue most movies about the Holocaust fulfill that role in the West.Having someone dress up as the Khmer Rouge and do it for shits and giggles in front of descendants of actual survivors or the survivors themselves would probably not end well.
Funny thing is Hiter was somewhat sympathetic to Islam which he viewed as more suited to the germanic spirit than christianity.The guy ultimately had a very weird relation with religion.He largely disliked traditional christianity which he viewed as decadent crap and believed in a sort of God but not the christian one or even other traditional Gods.Ultimately he still payed lip service to christianity since most germans were christians and he pandered to those beliefs in public.But in private he was disdainful of the christian God somewhat sympathetic to the muslim version but ultimately chose neither.He wasn't an atheist though.
 
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The reason why Hitler is not as hated outside of Europe and North America is because there is a lack of direct memory of nazism outside of these places.For most people the memory of WW2 was transmited through their parents and grandparents(it was in my case).If you live in a region where the nazis where not the big fear attitudes are different.For people in Indonesia the memory of japanese crimes is a lot more visible than the memory of nazis.Does that mean that nazi cosplay is ok?Uhm not sure at the very least though if you like to dress up as a nazi maybe you should keep it to your own group.If you see some jewish rabbis having a chat going around dressed as the SS while certainly your right doesn't actually make you a nice person or even a tactful one.Not to mention the fact that if you're from Cambodia and like nazi cosplay a bunch of jewish rabbis can dress up as Kmer Rouge and stage mock executions just for fun.Every culture has a taboo that gets them angry.Go to Korea dressed as a WW2 era japanese soldier and make jokes about 'comfort women' odds are very few koreans will find it hilarious.That's why these kinds of habits are best kept to your own group and not exported to other places.

Bob thinks he's so worldly but has an insanely American-centric worldview. I bet he can't fathom certain things not being taboo in certain places.
 
Bob thinks he's so worldly but has an insanely American-centric worldview. I bet he can't fathom certain things not being taboo in certain places.
To be fair most people suffer from that.Almost everyone to some extent makes mistakes when assuming about other cultures.Sometimes it leads to laughs once you realise a certain habit is non-existent in that place and locals correct you othertimes you end up dead because the locals are violently bigoted.You can be a peaceful bigot.Treating the foreigner with a lot of respect and everything but still be ridiculously racist and bigoted towards them.Its the 'be friendly towards the scary foreigner so we don't give him a reason to kill us/lets test the scary foreigner and see how he fucks up our habits so we're fully justified in boiling him alive' style of bigotry.Its one reason why when someone says 'i went to that country and the locals were really friendly' isn't actually evidence that the locals are non-bigoted.Its just evidence that the locals didn't see you doing anything too out there for them to kill you.
 
Chris Chipman, what can one say?

https://chipmanbros.libsyn.com/

Date of the first episode, May 10th 2017.

This passion project of some random nobody with delusions of grandeour wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so bland. If he was legit crazy, you could find some entertainment but he is just your uncle playing pretend he's a radio host.
Everybody has some family member that thinks they're smarter than everyone else but they are not harming anyone so the family roll their eyes when he's had one too many and talks how they would totally fix the economy while writing the next New York Times best seller.

But anyways, lets' take August 2020 as our baseline and assume this idiot has had the same enthusiasm as he had on day 1:


First things first, for such an upbeat theme he talks like he's on IV thorazine. This is my first introduction to the channel and that's not a good sign, so I guess he leaves the enthusiasm to his 4 other shows.

He starts off by listng his many podcastst and channels (3 years down the road and none of his videos has hit quadruple digits, despite being of Moviebob's fame).

"These are all the shows that I make but I'm sure that my literal dozens of fans want to know what made me." Jesus H Christ, I can understand Bob's ego but this guy legitimately thinks he's an entertainer worth of a lifetime tv movie.

The whole thing is exactly like Bob's series: he talks and things appear on screen. Except he talks at a normal pace and has only a tenth of his brother's hilarious autism.

The purpose of this video series? A diary of his life. That's it, he will tell you how many times he farted in a day, how many chairs he broke sitting down and how many time he caught Bob fapping to princess peach.....

except not really.

As I have said before, his content is incredibly boring. It doesn't bring anything to the table, it sure as hell doesn't entertain and again, it's a guy with the most boring delusions of grandeur. In any case I sped through the whole thing just to see if there was anything interesting.

4:47 - 5:19 Reagan Bad and Orange man bad!

7:50 - Indiana Jones 2 - movie bad because racism and women rights. Still loves it but he's an educated liberal so he must denounce it before saying anything good.

10:49 - Ghostbusters 2016 good (because he's an educated liberal, mind you) but 1984 version better.

13:40 - Gremlins good!

17:01 - The last starfighter good! But here's an interesting thing. The premise of the movie is that a kid that is only good at playing videogames gets recruited by an alien race to help them win the war. Given Bob's attitude towards vidya affecting reality you know that this movie just validated his Mario fantasies.

...and that's it. There's 2 more movies where he gushes over but assuming anything else is overreaching. There is no secret code, it's just some white trash from Lynn talking about "movie good because me like".

Which leads me to why this video pisses me off: it's the same shit he has been doing for 3 years far less succesfully than his brother yet pretends he needs a fifth show to talk about. It's "member this" the show. And it's basic bitch, mass appeal shit. He's a fucking consoomer like his brother but without access to a thesaurus and lethal doses of autism. The takes are not even cold, they are frozen.

So I'll just leave this Sam Hyde video to explain why his shit is worse than bad:


There is only 1 silver lining I can take from the show: Chris was drinking while filming so maybe, if one's patient, he will slip and say something about Bobby boy.

One thing most creative professionals learn is that you can't just sit at home, create all day, and be successful. You have to also market yourself, network, get feedback, do market research to see what's popular, go to conventions and sell your work in person, cultivate a customer base. You have to spend as much time hustling for work as you spend on working itself. And if you do all of this you still not make much more than minimum wage. Success and money come only to a few artists who are not only talented and business-savvy, but in the right place at the right time. MovieBob became a success largely because he was entering Youtube during a warm-up phase when there wasn't much competition in the internet reviewer market. He managed to cultivate a fanbase by adopting a persona of "friendly encyclopedia of pop culture who's into the same weird shit that you're into," and leaving the caustic politics largely offscreen. I admit, even I was taken in at this phase of his career; he had a way of conjuring up mid-80s nostalgia and reminding you of how good you felt during your carefree, halcyon days of youth.

Then Bob became a success, ripped off the "friendly nostalgia nerd persona" mask and revealed the dripping, septic hatred underneath. He can still keep a fanbase happy, but these days it's been worn down to a core of people as misanthropic as he is. The thing is, if "Chippa" Chipman wants to replicate his brother's success, he has to build a time machine, travel back to 2006, and build a youtube channel populated with innocuous and politics-free reviews. His work doesn't have to be all that good, because the novelty of a minimalistically produced media review with bad audio produced by one nerd for the benefit of other nerds will carry his early work to the point where it can sustain an audience (and the generous Youtube profit sharing of the time will guarantee him a livable income no matter what he posts.) Sadly for Chris "Chan" Chipman, the world we live in today is not one where Youtube can grant a living to some doughy dud in a chicken wig with a bunch of lukewarm pop culture takes. Chris already has a successful career - one that provides a livable income for his family and a measure of good for humanity - but his desire for internet stardom blinds him to the truth: that he'll never be good enough at what he wants to do to make a living at it. There have been plenty of people throughout history who threw away decent careers and families to pursue cockamamie dreams that they had no chance of achieving, but Chris seems more pathetic than most. He's not throwing away a lot, but it's as much as a man like him could achieve in life, so seeing him chuck it all away to pursue something as dubious as e-fame seems almost heartbreaking.
 
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Summer isn't canceled for the Brothers after all:
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Anyone who dared to crack a joke at the expense of The Holy N is Bobby's enemy:
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The Holy N is the bastion of cultural elites, so of course they have the licence to appropriate Middle-Eastern culture:
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You know what is the solution to climate change? MCU!
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"Ever-growing dreams of revenge."
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Bobby cannot face the fact that Trump is really really popular among legal immigrants:
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We can imagine what kind of revenge Bobby planned for these BIPOC race traitors!

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Bobby excuses Amazon's futuristic surveillance to their workers:
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If you condemn a multinational tech-enterprise for their inhumane treatment of their workers, you are hampering Diversity and Progress, and is "throwing the baby with the bathwater".

Even worse gobbledygook:
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Bobby's Jesuit training failed him:
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White Beard says that Trump, even though he is a sinner, is sent by God to rule America. This is a mainstream Christian idea, that leaders, no matter how "bad" they are in secular views, have been ordained by God. But apparently Bobby finds this idea so repugnant that he wants to send the man to the recycle bin.

This idiot apparently thinks Hua Mulan is a historical figure:
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Gong Li's character is a shaman named 仙狼, literally The Fairy Wolf. There is no political undertone in this name and there is no character by that name in 隋唐演義 (Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties), one of the sources of Mulan. The designation "Romance" (演義, literally "a derivation") means a work of fiction that incorporates historical figures, think Shakespeare's historical plays. As Bobby calls it "epic history", we can be sure the point is lost on him.

Mulan is a fictional character just like Captain Marvel, whose background can be altered as the creator desires.

Today in Bobby's Angels, The Abortion speaks of her "inspiration":
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More Abortion:
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Bobby felt "inspired" by someone called The Indie Gamer Chick:
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